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Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:19:18 PM)
Yeah, I'd rather get the belt... MJ is a hard limit for me... [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:22:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 I wanna complain that when I came back from the store yesterday, Master failed to tell me that His mother was over. As a result I announced loudly and proudly to SacredDom that I had "bought the LARGE bottle of lube" just as she walked into the room! faints you poor thing! lol... what was the reaction from SD and Mom? Neither one of them said a thing, but he looked at me from behind her back and laughed silently! I then went on to discuss the wine tht I had purchased hoping that she had not noticed! Yeah, like she hasn't noticed the loud smacks from the paddle or the muffled cries from behind my gag as SD plows into me from behind! Keep in mind that he is 6'3" and I am all of 5'2" so he is quite a big boy. Am I a lucky girl or what? Very lucky indeed... [;)] Daddy is also a big boy (6'2"), but I am a big girl (5'10"), so it's just big love all around for us... lol [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:27:50 PM)
I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, CT. Now stop crouching and come out say hi to me! [;)] posing as a lurker, indeed! what will the others think?

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 10:12:27 PM)
i wanna complain tade stole my lemon jello filled balloons n i wanna complain Loki still hasnt returned a the monkies He has monkeynapped

APerfectParadox -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 4:00:45 AM)
I wanna complain that i am the only girl in the forums Loki hasn't flirted with yet

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 5:07:45 AM)
i wanna complain Paradox thinks she is the only one Loki the CM monkeynapper hasnt flirted with... waaaaaaaa.......... i havnt been flirted with either and i think Loki the monkeynapper should by all rights return said monkeys to thier rightful owners asap

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 7:47:13 AM)
I wanna complain I have to be at work now

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 7:48:53 AM)
AND since Loki is MIA again..........I would be happy to flirt in his stead..........however I see that you are both straight and therefor would not appreciate my powers.................le'sigh

APerfectParadox -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 8:13:23 AM)
LaTigress... I actually have been involved with two very special woman in the past , but I don't list as Bi because i have no interest in procuring other females for a male dom ..(I don't share well) and becasue it is rare i find a woman who i am attracted to .. too bad you live so far away because i after following your posts i think you may just be one of those rare women indeed ! Sexy .... and Classy

APerfectParadox -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 8:15:03 AM)
I am definately not immune to your . ummmm powers ...

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:06:03 AM)
I am here to inform Loki is off spanking all the monkeys he nabbed . lmaoooo ... crouching your only as far away as your local airport can get get you .... and and ... well angelface I got you beat . the other night I was on the computer chatting away and talking with others in the lifestyle about lifestyle stuff .... and my 91 yo Grandma walked in with out knocking and caught me sitting in my boxers in front of the computer . NOW thats embarassing and I want to complain I ain't gettin no sex either . where is the no nookie complaint line anyway

WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:11:04 AM)
I want to complain about all the complaining in this thread.

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:11:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: APerfectParadox I am definately not immune to your . ummmm powers ... Awww, thank you for that compliment, very sweet of you indeed. Batting eyelashes........flirt flirt flirt.......... Have we discussed the many uses of warm chocolate sauce??

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:17:57 AM)
I am afraid my darling that complaining about lack of nookie just tends to mean a greater lack of nookier therefor there is no "lack of nookie" complaining thread. Furthermore I am complaining that if you are foolish enough to give a 91 y/o grannie the keys to walk in on you in your drawers you prolly needed the shock of her walking in on you wearing them. As an aside, in our family that would only be embarrassing if you had your hands in them also, and then said walker inner onner would have just said something disgusting about scratching or something equally obnoxious.........not a modest family ours... And now I am complaining that I ran out of smart ass things to type for the moment....

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:22:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul I want to complain about all the complaining in this thread. Oh wait!!! One more..........There is no complaining about complaining allowing in the "Complaint" thread. Penalty for such is benji peeing on your leg! And now I am complaining about the woman with the eating disorder that needs to EAT FOR GODS SAKE!! is walking past my office window in a cami and short shorts and upset my delicate after lunch constitution. I just do not find skeletons with skin drapped over them appetizing at all. Someone feed that woman please! And yes for any sensitive souls that should happen upon my crude complaint I do know that the poor girl has ISSUES that are much more complex than not eating.........sheesh........but this IS a complaint thread dammit! I wanna see cuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrves!

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:23:21 AM)
<GASP> ....... LaT .. ran out of smart ass things to say ... nooooooooooooooooooooooo it's not right lol . well normally I wouldn't have had an issue but I wasn't expecting anyone . the door was unlocked and since my house was on the way they felt like visiting I guess ... <shrugs> I'm over it now . but at the moment it was pretty awkward but lets get back to your theory on the lackanookie disease and how it can possibly be cured thru the use of chocolate sauces being applied to various parts of the body . is there any actual medical evidence to prove this Dr. LaT?

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:35:19 AM)
As you can see I lied.........well not really because at the very moment I typed that I did not have anything else to say! I do not have medical proof of the afore mentioned chocolate sauce cure however given the right mood, timing and companionship I have found it to work wonders. I also remember a warm cheesecake on a girl on a kitchen island incident that got quite interesting a couple of years ago. I had to drive back into town for more cheesecake ingredients to bake another damned cheesecake also...........later in the day.........and not that I minded too terribly.....

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:40:21 AM)
OK .. now I want to complain that LaTigresse just put my visual intensifiers into an overdrive and I will need a cold shower soon .. lmaoooooo

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:45:42 AM)
I want to complain that I want to be a lesbian too!!!!!!!! I am pretty well wired that way, you see. Ron

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:49:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s OK .. now I want to complain that LaTigresse just put my visual intensifiers into an overdrive and I will need a cold shower soon .. lmaoooooo I was going to offer a good hosing down with cold well water at the farm then I remembered an episode that started in the haymow and ended in the horse water trough.......

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