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Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 1:06:56 PM)

I want to complain that no one's given the hunkboy a frickin' pony yet!  Since he won't BE one, he might as well HAVE one!



Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 1:55:16 PM)

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I vote we tie Vulfie up and torture him with the dancing bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is vile, evil and twisted. Why didn't I think of that?



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 2:24:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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I vote we tie Vulfie up and torture him with the dancing bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is vile, evil and twisted. Why didn't I think of that?


Gauge you think of almost ALL the cool evil stuff, I reserve the option to come up with one once in awhile!



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 2:57:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

HA HA!!! I still have your monkey!

Guess what it is going to cost you?


Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh............  so that's how it is, huh?  [;)]

LaT sounds like she might have some plans for you, Loki. 
Involves you being tied up in the woods, dancing, women teasing and taunting you in some primal fashion, and there are bananas involved. 
For your sake, I hope they are not going to see if you can smuggle one into a zoo, sight unseen. 
[sm=hair.gif]

~ Red



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 4:12:08 PM)

I wanna complain that when I came back from the store yesterday, Master failed to tell me that His mother was over.  As a result I announced loudly and proudly to SacredDom that I had "bought the LARGE bottle of lube" just as she walked into the room!



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 4:16:05 PM)

I want to complain that he probably already told his mom you were a slut, so it was no big deal, when all along she just thought you couldn't cook right.

Ron
(momsie thinks, lube a turkey?......Uff Da!)



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 4:41:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that he probably already told his mom you were a slut, so it was no big deal, when all along she just thought you couldn't cook right.

Ron
(momsie thinks, lube a turkey?......Uff Da!)



Actually, Mom knows that I am a great cook and yes I am sure that she knows that I am a slut....



missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 4:52:27 PM)

I wanna complain i get no chance to be a slut lol



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 5:02:10 PM)

I want to complain that it is easy, invite your mum over and bring some lube home...........

LOL,

(and get yur mind out of the gutter, now....I ain't thinkin' like that chuck)



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 5:26:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

I wanna complain that when I came back from the store yesterday, Master failed to tell me that His mother was over.  As a result I announced loudly and proudly to SacredDom that I had "bought the LARGE bottle of lube" just as she walked into the room!



*faints*  you poor thing!  lol...  what was the reaction from SD and Mom?



missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 5:27:52 PM)

Well how can we have a joining of minds if mine is always in the gutter and urs aint?



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 5:49:29 PM)

But I ain't interested in your bleedin' mind, princess. I am interested in your head.



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 6:23:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

I wanna complain that when I came back from the store yesterday, Master failed to tell me that His mother was over.  As a result I announced loudly and proudly to SacredDom that I had "bought the LARGE bottle of lube" just as she walked into the room!



*faints*  you poor thing!  lol...  what was the reaction from SD and Mom?


Neither one of them said a thing, but he looked at me from behind her back and laughed silently!

I then went on to discuss the wine tht I had purchased hoping that she had not noticed!  Yeah, like she hasn't noticed the loud smacks from the paddle or the muffled cries from behind my gag as
SD plows into me from behind!  Keep in mind that he is 6'3" and I am all of 5'2" so he is quite a big boy.  Am I a lucky girl or what?



Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 7:42:46 PM)

I want to complain that other people are having sex and I am not. I declare it a law from now on that if I don't have sex, no one can either. If caught having sex and I haven't had sex, you will be subjected to 365 days of watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video... over, and over, and over, and over, and over.



tade -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 7:57:18 PM)

I want to complain that I wasn't on my computer until just now and didn't know I was having lemon jello filled balloons being thrown at me. I think I have a new kink now.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:02:13 PM)

Oh No, not the Michael Jackson Thriller video!!!!  Someone help that man get some sex!!!!



crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:07:48 PM)

i want to complain that you alll are so far away[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m17.gif[/image]



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:15:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Oh No, not the Michael Jackson Thriller video!!!!  Someone help that man get some sex!!!!


Does sex for one count?  lol



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:16:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

i want to complain that you alll are so far away[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m17.gif[/image]


Can you find your way to Washington-Dulles Int'l Airport?



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/4/2006 8:17:02 PM)

As long as Gauge is satisfied and feels like he has had sex, then its ok....Michael Jackson's video is terrible punishment!!



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