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mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:51:14 AM)

i juss wanna complain



WayWardSoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:53:58 AM)

Now I have to complain about getting my leg pissed on and feel the only right thing to do is put LaT's bowl of cocolate sause on the ground and pee in it when she isn't looking.



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:54:24 AM)

I just want to complain that gratuitous complaining was complained against less than 5 or so posts ago.....in fact I think it was complained about several times on this complaint thread, this is as nefarious a deal as learning how to spell gauge.

Stop the Madness!!! Stop Susan Powter!!!! Whatever happened to her?




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:55:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that I want to be a lesbian too!!!!!!!!

I am pretty well wired that way, you see.

Ron


okay Ron........first we need to get ride of some stuff you have there dangling between your legs (all good lesbians get the harness on sort ya know, though many don't even wanna SEE anything that slightly resembles one of those things).......get you some boobs......electrolysis for that pesky chest and back hair. Prolly should find you a wig or two. Now......do you want to be butch or femme?? We must know these things for the fine tuning.



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:55:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

OK .. now I want to complain that LaTigresse just put my visual intensifiers into an overdrive and I will need a cold shower soon .. lmaoooooo
 
 


I was going to offer a good hosing down with cold well water at the farm then I remembered an episode that started in the haymow  and ended in the horse water trough.......



you are just wrong . wrong I tell you .... you evil evil woman ....
 



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:02:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that I want to be a lesbian too!!!!!!!!

I am pretty well wired that way, you see.

Ron


okay Ron........first we need to get ride of some stuff you have there dangling between your legs (all good lesbians get the harness on sort ya know, though many don't even wanna SEE anything that slightly resembles one of those things).......get you some boobs......electrolysis for that pesky chest and back hair. Prolly should find you a wig or two. Now......do you want to be butch or femme?? We must know these things for the fine tuning.



I want to complain that I don't have back or chest hair.  I want to complain that I haven't persued my lesbianism for the simple fact that I am committed to going to my stones with the shit my mother handed me when I waltzed in the door.....although I am not opposed to wearing a harness to fake the strapon look.

There should be more than enough complaints for everybody there.

(I guess you and me are just gonna have to keep having bad dreams, eh wot, LT?)

LOLOLOL.




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:05:12 PM)

Yes I am evil, I even have the photographs to prove it. 



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:11:16 PM)

Speaking of dreams.........the last two nights OMG!!! Dreaming about family members and friends mixing with people I have never met, doing weirdass shit. Last night I was trying to drive some old truck at night on icy or wet streets in the neighbourhood I grew up in with my children as very small toddlers AND my grandchildren ( a virtual impossibility) to the house I grew up in that has been gone for 20 years, to meet two 80 year old men who are.........get this.....Robert Redford and Paul Neuman!!!!! They were going to help me restore that dump of a house. Oh yeah, and the truck had to be driven with levers not a steering wheel........ And then when I got in the house it was not the house I grew up in at all but a much larger and grander old dump.
Needless to say, bedtime is an adventure for me.....




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:15:59 PM)

See if you can get a signature only great big loan while you are out there, then when you get to this side, maybe some of your dreams can come true....

I want to complain that some parts of dreams should be able to be true, and some aughta lay just right there on the pillow and that's it.

Ron 



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:20:12 PM)

I agree cuz me getting warm fuzzies for a 80 year old guy even though he is Paul Neuman is just wayyyyyyyyyy too Anna Nicole Smith for me......not that I resemble Anna Nicole Smith in any way........well maybe from the neck down before she got skinny again........
Now that is scary..........someone take my chocolate sauce!!!!!!



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:27:45 PM)

i stand by my word and reserve the right not given to me by my Master to complain simply to complain



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:34:03 PM)

I wanna complain the Bwana hasn't given his girl something to complain about



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:47:14 PM)

I bet we could fix that!



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:47:45 PM)

oooooooooooooooooooooo

i resemble that complaint Sir



lolol



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:49:55 PM)

i wanna complain i now have to fear what Mistress has planned in Her evil mind


lolol



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:50:15 PM)

I want to complain that you should know you are headed for the rhubarb if he reads this...



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:51:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I was going to offer a good hosing down with cold well water at the farm then I remembered an episode that started in the haymow  and ended in the horse water trough.......



I wanna complain that I do not live on a farm...all of that sounds like a lot of fun!



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:54:54 PM)

thank You Sir....


this reminds me.......


i wanna complain my Master never comes in here any more


(reserves the right not given to me by my Master to cry crocodile tears)



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 12:57:22 PM)

n i wanna complain angel still not sharin her perdy smiles n still is bein greedy with her pickles



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 1:07:44 PM)

Now you know that is not fair.  Being the good slave that I am I want everyone to be happy, so tell me mtum how am I supposed to share my smiles and pickles?



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