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ScooterTrash -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 4:36:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel


The box is at the top of a narrow and steep staircase... personally I think it was put there to discriminate against people with bad knees. I think I see a discrimination case in the future.
Ack..I wanna complain, I want a refund...that's not the box I was using.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 4:41:11 PM)

Ms. Truble,

Due to budget shortfalls, easily prevented by the placement of proper coin receptacles, and general staff dissatisfaction, your position has been made redundant. 

Feel free to reapply for the new, non-unionized postion of Assistant Manager of Forum Mentoring.

In the meantime, Riotgirl has been promoted to acting Leader of the Free Universe.

Please, Ms. Truble, feel free to reapply for the position of Ass. Man. For. Men.

Yours,


benji



twicehappy -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 4:44:38 PM)

I want to compain about issuing Scooter his refund, i already spent it on more stawberries.



CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 5:27:27 PM)

It's about time I got My Turkish Coffee...you're getting slow and what's with Riot??? truesub, could you please bring her some Chamomile tea???
I don't think it's fair I had to go to work and miss over 3 pages of complaints; or that my ex's apartment won't be ready this weekend and so I have to have her shit in my house another week or that lotus is feeling overwhelmed by me again or...ooops, I'm getting to actual problems, see what this post has done to me!!!
I want to state that it's that little elf's fault.

C



CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 5:30:39 PM)

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i also want to complain that Cerckl's journal entries are all quotes.



Hey I want to complain about the Riot type complaining elf was reading my journal entries...actually, the quotes are just what seem appropriate or what I'm reading at the time; for more personal shit, I tend to post on the forums; though now I'm a target of your complaints, I might have to rethink that...

C



MsPoetress -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 6:21:18 PM)

Homer Simpson once said "You can sit there complaining, or you can knit me some seat belts"

~poe



Mercnbeth -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 8:04:18 PM)

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So, YOU want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through. If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother. Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office.



RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:03:02 PM)

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I'd like to complain your Master makes you wear panties under your skirt, no fair! Is he related to the fun police? Mine makes me wear them under jeans, in a skirt i am instructed never to wear them. Which suits me just fine.


lol i'd like to compain that there is no point in wearing panties under jeans!  my Master actually instructs me to wear panties when i'm not with him as if my skirts are short and others may get an inappropriate view. 



RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:10:44 PM)

uh.. i want to complain that something is bothering me and i cant think of anything to complain about because of it.  i also want to complain that i cant even pick at C



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:14:55 PM)

Excuse me, but I'd like to file a complaint.  This thread on "complaints" is elitist and exclusionary, because it deliberately leaves out those of us who have no complaints.  Just where are we supposed to go to complain about that, huh?



RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:15:08 PM)

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In the meantime, Riotgirl has been promoted to acting Leader of the Free Universe.


ha found something.  As Leader of the Free Universe, i am here by firing anyone in the position to demote or fire me, as well as anyone else in this organization.  i will now officially promote myself to Emporer Riot.  As your Emporer, i will now make this an anrchic society.  No rules, no rules, and uh no rules.  Except of course mine.  Which is no rules and do as i say, even if i am telling you to jump 30 times like a hippo.  The 02 cent box will now become the 75% of your paycheck box.  We MUST fund my goverment folks, we must raise a military so i may shoot down and kill any who try to rebel against my Emporism. 



RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:18:07 PM)

You owe my goverment 75% of your paycheck.  If you refuse to pay, we will be shortly decapitating you and replacing your head with one of my special purple mutant mermaid cow heads = )  i've had scientist secretely creating them for years, and now as i take over your once free world.. All are in trouble.

i would like all Men to report to the line forming so we may change you into legless mermaids, after which you will be having your prostate checked rather roughly by me.  Through one of you, i will learn to milk.  As soon as that is established all men will be chastised permanently and forever be reduced to my painful wicked milkings.



HCWT1 -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:21:44 PM)

Complaint,it has come to my attention that a grossness of humungus proportions has been printed about me.I discover apon reading,that one (Riot girl) has insulted me to the core,by referring to me as a man.
Mygod,it has been many years since anyone,anywhere has had the goul to step out and call me such a hideous thing.Upset,appalled,dont cover it!!!.
 
I think people say things with out thinking,they know not what they do.
 
Hurt,apology please,
 
hcwt1?cloud humping hippy.
 



RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:24:18 PM)

Ah and if any one refuses to obey my Emporism or even complain.. i will be fullfilling my fantasy of finding out just what colour those little balls are on the inside, look like.  i would also like to find out if every man's little balls (on the inside) look a like.  Please remember you are all my indentured no limit slaves.  Any complaining about the pain of my expidition, will result in the owners of the balls swallowing and sitting on them.  i will of course, if i find one who complains too much, just shove a ball in his mouth, and sew his mouth shut so alls hes got to eat is it.  Or play with it.. Dunno?

For my last and final complaint.. i think this message might be abit much for the rest of you to cope with. 



RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:29:39 PM)

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Complaint,it has come to my attention that a grossness of humungus proportions has been printed about me.I discover apon reading,that one (Riot girl) has insulted me to the core,by referring to me as a man.
Mygod,it has been many years since anyone,anywhere has had the goul to step out and call me such a hideous thing.Upset,appalled,dont cover it!!!.

I think people say things with out thinking,they know not what they do.

Hurt,apology please,

hcwt1?cloud humping hippy.


No apolgies nessacary as i am sure you have yet to read the new rules of my Emporism.  You must tho, also drop 75% of your paycheck into the complaint box.  Now as for your complaint.  It will be nulled and voided out as if you didnt talk like a man, i wouldnt of assumed it.  There fore you must complain about yourself (which you'll need to drop another 75% of your next paycheck into the collections box) for miss representing yourself. 

if it walks like a duck.. talks like a duck.. acts like  duck..

plus we all know cloud humping hippies are men! 



HCWT1 -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 9:39:58 PM)

Perception little one,never judge a book by it's cover.



CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 11:01:34 PM)

I want to complain that someone else is now using the avatar I have come to feel as my own...I hadn't seen it before and now some new to the forums is using it and it was very confusing to see my avatar and another name; originally I had ignored the name and thought "What the hell? I didn't write this..." I want to complain there aren't more ugly gargoyles to choose from, or that mine hadn't been 'retired' after I appropriated it...
C


Edited cuz I still CAN'T type...



TheShadows -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 11:05:25 PM)

I'd like to complain abou the lack of real complaints on this complaining thread. 

Why do people use the fucking 10 Items or Less Express Lane when they CLEARLY have over 10 Items.  If you can't count to ten, you shouldn't be entrusted with money anyways.  Take your ass to the regular lanes, and let people shopping for one or two things through.  How hard is that?

And another thing...Why drive 5 mph below the posted speed limit in the passing lane on a two lane divided highway???  Don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about.  Those people that just sit there and sit there and sit there, talking on the cell phone, eating, and changing CDs, oblivious to the 20 cars behind them trying to pass, or need to be in that lane to make a left.  So those 20 cars have to pass them on the right, just to be able to do the speed limit.  If you're gonna drive slower than the speed limit, do it in the fucking driving lane, not the passing lane!

/COMPLAINT



CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 11:08:29 PM)

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Why do people use the fucking 10 Items or Less Express Lane when they CLEARLY have over 10 Items. If you can't count to ten, you shouldn't be entrusted with money anyways. Take your ass to the regular lanes, and let people shopping for one or two things through. How hard is that?


I usually count the number of items for them as they go through since the checker can't...everyone but the person involved finds it amusing.

C



LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/18/2006 11:58:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Dustyn

If you complain about complaining in a dedicated complaint thread, are you complaining about the complaining that others do about complaing or are you complaining about your own complaining about the complaing that others do?

Wow... try saying that outloud 3 times fast... LOL



I want to complain that Dustyn is seriously violating the rules of this complaint thread by asking a question about complaining instead of making a complaint.

My $.02

Best,

LaMalinche




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