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RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 3:32:12 PM)
Want to complain about FullCircle complaining about me backing up my posts. As if i did think about complaints all day long i'm sure i could come up with Hundreds! As generally there are tons of things i dont like that happen anyways that i ignore. It of course comes from 3 self centered ppl i live with. Inconsiderate ppl and unintelligent ppl that are constantly floating around this world! i want to complain that fullcircle ignores me. Dont you know i'm told im an attention slut? ::roles eyes:: shouldnt you know that????

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 4:04:57 PM)
GoddessDusty, Thank you very much for the gift, I left it on Riot's desk this morning. I have to say, it was nice knoing her though. Riot, You were never supreme ruler of anything but that rock! That was the only free part of the universe. But as a purple cow with a ball gag, I guess it's kinda hard to explain that. Typing this has taken 20 minutes. And by this I mean the word, THIS. Gauge, by back office politics Ron meant he accidentally left a thick envelope on my desk. Which sat on your card, and so your card got lost, and I couldn't call you. Ron, my new car is awesome. Next time you need someone off a list, let me know. Now to my complaint. I go to work, come home, find a gift, (thank you, Goddess!) and immediately get bitched out about not saying thank you for 2 pages. FUCK YOU ALL! DON'T COMPLAIN SO MUCH!!! I had soooo much to read! Other than that, you all suck at whatever you've done here, and you should all be banished forever. That's my all encompassing gripe. Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 4:33:44 PM)
quote: Typing this has taken 20 minutes. And by this I mean the word, THIS. I have a complaint. Benji is obviously lying about the fact that it took him 20 minutes to type the word "this". If, in fact this were true, I must point out how I arrived at this conclusion: There 1029 characters in his latest post including spaces. Dividing that by four (the amount of letters in the word in question) results in 247.25 four character combinations. Multiply that number by 20 (the amount of minutes said four character word took to type) equals 5145 total minutes. Divided by 60 (60 minutes to an hour) equals 85.75 hours. Now... if all the facts that Benji has claimed are, in fact, true he would have started this post 3.6 days ago. Benji started this thread soon after midnight EST on the 18th of this month. Now, unless Benji had a psychic premonition about everything that was going to be posted and, in anticipation of said posts, began writing sometime early on the 16th of this month he must be, by sheer logic, attempting to deceive us. Either that or he has made a gross exaggeration of the facts. This is a disturbing development and I find it necessary to discredit his claim that he lost my phone number which excluded me from the supreme ruler of everything. He cannot be trusted. If he does not admit his misinformation and repent immediately, I will have no other choice than to publish these facts in my local newspaper. My lawyers will be in touch.

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 4:39:41 PM)
Gauge, First off, as a Dom you should know, questioning is rude and out of line. Second, I am psychic. To prove it, someone will complain on this thread within 3 days. Third, this is a hard word to type. More so than others. So in conclusion: Gauge, you're not a purple cow with a ball gag, you don't know what you're talking about, so just back off and let the grownups talk, okay? Yours, benji

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 4:52:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: Typing this has taken 20 minutes. And by this I mean the word, THIS. I have a complaint. Benji is obviously lying about the fact that it took him 20 minutes to type the word "this". If, in fact this were true, I must point out how I arrived at this conclusion: There 1029 characters in his latest post including spaces. Dividing that by four (the amount of letters in the word in question) results in 247.25 four character combinations. Multiply that number by 20 (the amount of minutes said four character word took to type) equals 5145 total minutes. Divided by 60 (60 minutes to an hour) equals 85.75 hours. Now... if all the facts that Benji has claimed are, in fact, true he would have started this post 3.6 days ago. Benji started this thread soon after midnight EST on the 18th of this month. Now, unless Benji had a psychic premonition about everything that was going to be posted and, in anticipation of said posts, began writing sometime early on the 16th of this month he must be, by sheer logic, attempting to deceive us. Either that or he has made a gross exaggeration of the facts. This is a disturbing development and I find it necessary to discredit his claim that he lost my phone number which excluded me from the supreme ruler of everything. He cannot be trusted. If he does not admit his misinformation and repent immediately, I will have no other choice than to publish these facts in my local newspaper. My lawyers will be in touch. LMAO, okay if you actually did that calculation, you're nuts! In a very sexy way, but crazy nevertheless. [sm=crop.gif] M

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 7:40:20 PM)
I need to complain that I am laughing so hard right now, My dog is looking at Me funny. And I just proved that benji is psychic, because somebody did complain within three days! This was all a conspiracy and benji did start this thread on the 16th. He is amazing! I want to complain that benji is more amazing than I am. Gauge, did you have a complaint somewhere that I missed?

RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 7:42:31 PM)
i need to complain that i actually agree with BlkTalkFullfig. Gauge your nuts if you did that calculation. And i want to complain about your calculation as i did read it and i got lost, so i stopped reading it. i did say no posts Riot cant understand didnt i? i also want to complain that i'm about to post some random silly stuff. i'm abosolutely THRILLED!!!!!!! i finally managed to own a pair of shoes (that i picked out) that Himelf did not say "i dont like those" It took me two hours searching for a pair that was just right. Course i wasnt actually sure if he'd like them, but he said they do for casual! Woot Woot! That pleases me that i'm finally able to own a pair of shoes for every day casual that he wont mind. AND! i managed to get Himself something at taco bell that he likes!! Woot Woot - and i stressed over that one too.. but i went on 8 month old random information.. and i got it right! i'm thrilllllllllllllllled. Since i'm on the kick of little things that please me. Which of course isnt the place as i'm supposed to complain. Ah, i want to complain that benji didnt make a "random happy" thread. i want to say i'm thrilled that for the first time in 3 months i was alone!! Woot Woot AND i didnt actually have to get out of bed and go somewhere today at 8 am. i had a few lightbulb thoughts in the quiet space. i'd like to complain that the word i want to use instead of "light bulb" i cant figure out how to spell it which is most likely from the fact that i've never used it before and only partially have a clue as to what it means. i know it starts with an E. Yes.. but you know, what would human kind, especially Americans do in this day and age with out power? The water ways and earth is so polluted that we wouldnt even really be able to go "back to nature" We dont rely on electricity anymore, we Need it and thats a dang scary thought. Ah and my whats her face managed to actually DIVE into the pool today. Today i got a hug for something i've never had a hug for, before. i got cat toys for a kitten we have. i know she'll love em! i watched a really interesting movie about Mongolia today. Such a different culture they have! Culture is fascinating. Spent time with a good friend, the downstairs is spotless the garage for once in its life is organized, the cubbard is re organized, my kitten went down the stairs for the first time, i am now able to sit on the computer and relax with actual peace again. i bought my mother dinner tonight while out shopping for the first time in a long time and she Actually allowed me too! She usually always refuses. My back is killing me, but i know its going to stop hurting shortly as i, for the first time actually have meds for it. Now when i over stress my back, or it just decides to randomly hurt for no apparent reason.. there is a way to make it feel better! Woot Woot! My whats her face shared today with out any prompting!

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 7:50:15 PM)
I want to complain about Riot. She expects me to create a random happy thread. 2 Issues: 1 - She'll hog it with random nonsense like she did this one 2 - why should I have to? I'm a purple cow witha ball gag. HOW THE HELL SHOULD I CREATE A THREAD?????? Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 7:58:03 PM)
OOOOH!!! forgot the more important complaint. Goddess Dusty Gold is a liar! She said I was more amazing than her. Can I report her for that? Yours, benji

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 8:23:13 PM)
I want to complain that benji called Me...ME!...a liar! hmph...and after I gave him a gift and everything! Come to think of it, benji couldn't possibly be more amazing than I am. Please disregard My last complaint.

RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 8:24:13 PM)
i'd like to complain about benji. He should of thought up a random happy thread and he thinks i hogged this thread! i only filled in the blank spaces! Its not my fault that others didnt realise that you can complain about anything and everything. Personally i think he should be thrilled that his thread got so long! Hruuuuump and doesnt he know realise my "hogging" took up tons of spots! I serious want to complain that benji couldnt think of a happy thought instead. See how negative he is! i want to also complain that benji doesnt realise its not a "ball" gag, but his own testicule in his mouth. (i was checking the colour of it) That he didnt read what i wrote carefully about what i'd do when i was Emporer to those that complained. Random happy thoughts!!! i bought a 3 stooges dvd so i can finally watch and find out why everyone liked them so much. Walmart has Tom and Jerry - which i didnt buy.. but i know its got it! i loooooooove Tom and Jerry. i have a LARGE pepsi in front of me! Himself just landed the job a fantastic job i know he'll love. AND it wont aggrivate his brusitis AND its back close to where he used to live so he'll be near his father again AND he'll be sitting infront of a computer at work all day, which is one of his fav past times! AND its finally not a night job so he'll be going to bed early with me and i know its going to make Himself really happy, and his car is so fuel effiecient that its not all that expensive to drive 120 miles a day and i know he'll enjoy the drive. Lets see.. my friend is going to help me out by putting a flyer in every single mail box in my large expansive sub division, even the one that adjoins this one. And she's going to help me go search the woods again. AND i was able to give her new fresh tomatoes from the tomatoe plants today. Ooooooooo and i just got to talk to my brother and he finally got the job he wants, but since he's a jerk he wouldnt stay on the phone long enough to tell me about it. But he listened to me ramble about odd things for a short period. AND my friend just brought home my Snow, who was outside her house beating up on some stray cat. She heard the fight and went out to stop it. Which i really appreciate as most wont. No marks, no blood (and i know this as he's pure white) So he prolly would of won the fight. My cats are very territorial and tend to chase of any stray cats near the house. As does the dog. So i'm thrilled that my Snow was whupping butt and i'm thrilled that my friend stopped the fight before it got carried away! i'm thrilled about getting my whats her face some new shoes, jammies, and a pretty dress tonight and i'm thrilled about the thought of getting some fish! and i'm thrilled that theres a tatoo place near by thats relatively reasonable and i can finally get the tats i want AND fix up the tats i have. Oooooo and i'm thrilled about the decision to FINALLY turn on the A/C as its broiling and i'm thrilled its cooled down alot and we were able to turn it off tonight. As the Ruler of the free world, i think we should make a random happiness thread.

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 8:26:59 PM)
Goddess, I would like to complain that I was the only person to comment on the gift, despite it being left on my doorstep while I was at work, and yet you dare imply I'm ungrateful. I also want to complain that I was not punished for my insolence. It's a hard limit of mine not to get beaten at least twice a day. I also want to complain that Goddess is into topping from the bottom, as I called her a liar and she changed her mind. A true Goddess would never change her mind. Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 8:29:31 PM)
Riot, Then make it. I'm a purple cow with my own testicle in my mouth, apparently. I have other problems! Yours, benji

AngelaK -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 8:34:03 PM)
I want to complain because no one [read Gauge] can see how I bat my eyes at his av or hear how sweetly I laugh at his jokes or how swell my, um, swells bounce during said laughter. This forum stinks for flirting! Stinks I say. Plus I live in dread that someone really dreadful [read Ron] would possibly get the impression from any of my posts that I thought he was funny instead of an insecure ass that's overcompensating for an underdeveloped body part. Okay, okay sometimes he's funny but that doesn't mean the rest isn't true. I also want to complain because no one has yet explained whinging to me and I'm afraid to ask anyone because I can't find the correct pronunciation. Does it rhyme with winging or impinging?

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 8:42:26 PM)
It's wine-gin....g... Now stop complaining! I'm trying to get my testicle out of my mouth! Yours, Purple cow (If you had your left nut in your mouth, you'd be purple too.... and anyone who considers milking me at this point will get a hoof to the groin.)

Craftsman -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 9:55:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji It's wine-gin....g... Now stop complaining! I'm trying to get my testicle out of my mouth! Yours, Purple cow (If you had your left nut in your mouth, you'd be purple too.... and anyone who considers milking me at this point will get a hoof to the groin.) Logically, how could a milch cow have the own testicle in the mouth? Sounds like bull to me.

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 10:09:38 PM)
Listen, this is the complaint thread. The logic one hasn't been started yet. And it is possible to milk a bull... More fun for the bull, too... Just not me... Yours, benji

RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 10:21:08 PM)
roflmafao. Omg Benji that last post had me laughing hysterically. Himself said and i quote "who gave you permission to laugh hysterically" heh i'm still chuckling! Could you pleeeeeeeeeeease stay as you are.. a purple mutant mermaid cow with your own testical in your mouth and your mouth sewn shut. Omg thank you, thank you, thank you! i knew if i could ever create something like that i would die laughing when i was done! Now what you need to figure out.. is do you swallow that testicule or not? (yes i noticed i spelled testicle 3 different wasy, i've yet to decide how to spell it.. and too lazy to look it up) The only thing i can possibly think up at the moment is to complain that benji's sig is better then mine

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 10:44:10 PM)
Listen, Riot, At this point, you do think you're God. Just FYI.... Also, when was my mouth sewn shut, and why wasn't I at the meeting? No, I don't swallow my testicle. TESTICLE!!!! I'm going to take these sutures out, reattaching my balls, and seeing a voodoo priestess to turn me back into the cute puppy I was a few days ago. Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 11:37:33 PM)
quote: Gauge, did you have a complaint somewhere that I missed? Page seven post #134. It was a fit of pure genius that was poo-pooed by the masses. No matter... I will be avenged.

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