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Chrisincuffs -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:09:44 AM)
quote: I haven't pooped into a newspaper since that weekend that I was in a high rise office building and to my horror I discovered all of the bathroom doors were locked. Where else have you pooped?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:09:47 AM)
Domi... just how much room IS there around your sub's go-go hole?

domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:11:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 haha it's well established that I am not true holly and just fyi, I can't knit either or cook, clean and most domestic things for that matter. Enjoy your flight to Delaware, you cunt.

juliaoceania -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:11:56 AM)
quote: Anywhooo, I will destroy my nemesis on my own terms. The mouse is the most deadliest prey alive. There will be no cats involved. Cats are more vile than the meesessess. According to Douglas Adams mice are the most intelligent species on Earth, I think you maybe in trouble

Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:15:50 AM)
And I say they aren't! Who you gonna believe, me or Dougy Adams?

laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:15:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 haha it's well established that I am not true holly and just fyi, I can't knit either or cook, clean and most domestic things for that matter. Enjoy your flight to Delaware, you cunt. Where's my jersey jackass? [;)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:17:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff And I say they aren't! Who you gonna believe, me or Dougy Adams? Well, Doug is DEAD. So his opinion about hyperintelligent pandimensional beings NO LONGER COUNTS.

Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:19:02 AM)
You can get a Jersey here. http://www.bluehens.com/ The University of Delaware team is called, " the Blue hens"? Will this humiliation of Delaware never stop? Why are they still in the Union. Delaware give us all a bad name.

laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:19:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub When I was a midwife at an anteater obstetrics wing, I can remember how excited the mothers to be would get when they heard the words "I see the head!" They soon learned that this was followed by an hour of "I see the nose! I see more of the nose! I see MORE of the nose!". My gift to you Laurell. Don't get excited and exhale when you hear "I see the head!" Your work will have just begun. No charge for this advice. I would hope no state burds will be harmed in the making of the baby though. No children will be produced by this untrue sub and I really really really DO mean that limit! Really!

domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:22:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs quote: I haven't pooped into a newspaper since that weekend that I was in a high rise office building and to my horror I discovered all of the bathroom doors were locked. Where else have you pooped? It would be much shorter if I were to list the places that I haven't. My poop indicator has been a little on the fritz of late, for the last twenty five years or so. I shall kill the mouse I will adorn my penis with it's pelt as a warning to all of the other meesessess. I was just now looking at my fridge. Barely noticeable, ( I said barely...lol) down by the floor, stuck to the front of the fridge was a tiny piece of yellow paper. It was a tiny little post-it note... It simply read, "Hey fucko, buy more cheerios." The dance of death has begun.

heartcream -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:23:11 AM)
I didnt read most of this thread yet. I have picked up that the mods blah blah and I concur. Domi is in love and I am happy for him, it was only a matter of time. Hope it lasts forever in pure bliss. I usta have mice but dont anymore, long story, you wouldnt care and I dont feel like tapping the words out right now. Suffice it to say no mice in the house is a huge relief, I hate the fuckers. I love ducks beyond. Provinces: Alberta --- Great Horned Owl, (Bubo virginianus) British Columbia --- Steller's Jay (Cyanocitta stelleri) Manitoba --- Great Grey Owl or Lapland Owl (Strix nebulosa) New Brunswick --- Black-capped Chickadee (Poecile atricapillus) Newfoundland and Labrador --- Atlantic Puffin (Fratercula arctica) Nova Scotia --- Osprey (Pandion haliaetus) Ontario --- Common Loon (Gavia immer) Prince Edward Island --- Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata) Quebec --- Snowy owl (Nyctea scandica) Saskatchewan --- Sharp-tailed Grouse (Tympanuchus phasianellus ) Territories: Northwest Territories --- Gyrfalcon (Falco rusticolus) Nunavut --- Ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) Yukon --- Common Raven (Corvus corax) Yeah no ducks here. How cute that Ontario has the Loon, they are awesome and a sure sign you are up north somewhere chilling out in Nature. I dont like owls much. I would take a duck over an owl anyday.

laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:26:11 AM)
haha this thread reminds me of the one about domi's "girlfriend"...it was a fish! People were getting all up in arms about the fish!

juliaoceania -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:27:42 AM)
quote: I shall kill the mouse I will adorn my penis with it's pelt as a warning to all of the other meesessess. You slay me.... omg

Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:28:14 AM)
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... fish lips. Gives a whole new meaning to FishHead. Make a note and add that to my bucket list!

laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:29:36 AM)
sighs...I hate julia for starting that bucket list thread right now! [8D]

domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:30:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You can get a Jersey here. http://www.bluehens.com/ The University of Delaware team is called, " the Blue hens"? Will this humiliation of Delaware never stop? Why are they still in the Union. Delaware give us all a bad name. Never understood the need for Delaware. Never met a Delawarian that I didn't want to immediately poo on. Is there anything manly that ends in ware? Tupperware, silverware, Oprahware? Fuck Delaware.

Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:31:12 AM)
There, there, she will soon be inside a shop-vac where she will never hurt you again. We can ship the shop-vac to Delaware.

domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:39:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Domi... just how much room IS there around your sub's go-go hole? Once thoroughly Domidonged, it seems that territory vastly diminishes with the newly increased size of her holeage. However, there is always her forehead. It is pretty bad ass shit. You are in line at "The Jewel" paying for your groceries, peanut butter and Cheerios. When some dude says, "What in the fuck is that thing on your forehead?" You calmly respond, "It's a Tarantula hawk wasp, the State insect of New Mexico. It's a species of spider wasp which hunts tarantulas as food for its larvae....God a problem with it, Bitch?" That should probably end the conversation.

juliaoceania -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:48:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laurell3 sighs...I hate julia for starting that bucket list thread right now! [8D] Yeah, its all my fault....

juliaoceania -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:49:34 AM)
quote: Is there anything manly that ends in ware? Tupperware, silverware, Oprahware? Hardware

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