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Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:51:27 AM)

I believe hardware scares the folks in Delaware.

If you were being attacked by a gaggle of blue hens, what item from a hardware store would you use to battle them off?




domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:51:52 AM)


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ORIGINAL: heartcream

I didnt read most of this thread yet. I have picked up that the mods blah blah and I concur.

Domi is in love and I am happy for him, it was only a matter of time. Hope it lasts forever in pure bliss.

I usta have mice but dont anymore, long story, you wouldnt care and I dont feel like tapping the words out right now. Suffice it to say no mice in the house is a huge relief, I hate the fuckers.

I love ducks beyond.

Yeah no ducks here. How cute that Ontario has the Loon, they are awesome and a sure sign you are up north somewhere chilling out in Nature.

I dont like owls much. I would take a duck over an owl anyday.



Canada does not fuck around....The provinces actually have chosen some birds of prey to represent them. That is uber coolio shit.

I like owls, my mom liked owls, but now she doesn't anymore because she is dead.

I would like to date a wowlman. Combination woman-owl. I could still get a blow job even when her back is towards me. We need to develop that as a nation. Stop wasting time trying to cure breast cancer.

I am glad that you live in a mouse free zone. It makes me happy.

I am not in love. I have been using the word "adore" with some frequency of late and even managed to utilize the word "adorn" some where above. I might be going queer. Worst things could happen to a fella, I guess.

Death to all mice and Delawarians.



laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:53:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy



I have been using the word "adore" with some frequency of late and even managed to utilize the word "adorn" some where above. I might be going queer. Worst things could happen to a fella, I guess.





Sweet! I can watch right?!?



Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:54:05 AM)

The right wowlman could fix your mouse problem too!



domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:55:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: laurell3

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ORIGINAL: domiguy



I have been using the word "adore" with some frequency of late and even managed to utilize the word "adorn" some where above. I might be going queer. Worst things could happen to a fella, I guess.





Sweet! I can watch right?!?


I don't think they have Skype available in Delaware.



laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 11:55:51 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The right wowlman could fix your mouse problem too!


or GUY!



Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:00:57 PM)

This is from a Delaware facts and trivia page.

5.Delaware is the only state without any National Park System units such as national parks, seashores, historic sites, battlefields, memorials, and monuments.

Delawarians are afraid of national parks.

2.Delaware shares a semi-circular border with Pennsylvania. The border was drawn at the time of the original land grants to William Penn from King Charles II and the Duke of York.

Should Pennsylvannia be warned?


Delaware makes me sick!



domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:02:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

The right wowlman could fix your mouse problem too!



Exactly!!! It's a win-fucking-win!! And being the good sub that she is, I am sure she would clean up the owl-pellets that she regurgitates from eating the mouse.

Or off to Delaware!!!

Going to have to change my profile....Tall attractive dom on the verge of going homo, in search of wowlman.



domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:14:20 PM)

Delawarians are afraid of National Parks!!! that is way toooo fucking funny.

God how I hate Delaware. Home of the weakfish and the Blue Hen chicken.

They adopted the Blue hen because, back in the day, the soldiers and officers would engage in cockfights; which I am quite sure is Delawarian slang for a "circle jerk."

God how I hate Delaware.

The American Indians coined the term "hardware"....No white man had ever heard of this term when the state of Delaware was named.



Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:14:49 PM)

Right now I am working on fathering a baby to trade for a sail boat.

I am waiting to hear back.


Wish me luck!



Chrisincuffs -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:22:47 PM)

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Is there anything manly that ends in ware? Tupperware, silverware, Oprahware?


Once you ADORN your mouse pelt on your cock we can call that Domi-ware

Very manly!



Jeffff -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:25:35 PM)

By this time next year, all the dudes will have one.





Chrisincuffs -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:27:01 PM)

if not a mouse pelt perhaps an ANTEATER pelt!? [sm=excuseme.gif]



heartcream -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:31:58 PM)

domi, I think it is adorable you are using the word adore a lot.

I like your moms.

I dont like owls though, not sure why. Not fond of predators who snatch things in their talons and make off with them into the sky, I find it creepy. Maybe if my friend hadnt had her cat stolen into the air while she watched by an owl I wouldnt find them so creepy. We have foxes that hunt in the neighborhoods at night. I saw one trundling down the street late one night and they creep me out too. Now wolves though, they are cool.

The other night I was coming home late from work and a tall white young guy weaving his way on the street. I was on my bike. He looked at me and said "Fuckin bitch" It seems that I can bring out things in peeps with barely a glance at moi.

I could tell he was tres drunk-- I kept riding but he turned onto my street which is when I noticed he was carrying an axe. He was carrying a friggin huge axe. He looked at me again and said "Fuckin bitch!" My heart was pounding. I was off my bike on my lil walk way up to the house but I couldnt find my keys. He was so close to me he could have chopped me up no problem.

Thank the Lord he walked right by me and called me a fuckin bitch again and went into a house like three doors down.

I was shaking and so scared, it was a huge close call. If he had been an axe murderer I would not have been able to get away. A giant owl could have come down and saved me as long as it did not want to eat me but thankfully the drunk jerk left me alone and I took my palpating self into the house where I decided, "Fuck the police, they suck, they dont help" only come around at annoying times, like when my dog was alive and she was off the leash they were all over me but when ever I have actually felt like I needed them they are nowhere and then if and when they show up they treat me like I am crazy so I didnt call them but that was one freaking scary scene for me, the big tall doofus drunk guy carrying an axe and calling me a fucking bitch several times. Yikes.

Living without mice is like being able to breathe better. One spring I trapped 27 of the muh fuhs.

One day doms you will fall in love and it will be adorably cute.

I like giraffes.




domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 12:34:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Right now I am working on fathering a baby to trade for a sail boat.

I am waiting to hear back.


Wish me luck!



If the baby is all fucked up get the sail boat. If it is somewhat pristine shoot for a Ranger.

I can hear the words of doctor as if he was in this very room, "Congratulations Jeffff you are now the owner of a healthy brand new fishing boat." as he hands your offspring off to the highest bidding couple.

Jeffff says, wiping away the tears, "I have always heard how emotional something like this can be, there are no words for this moment....Laurell, did you get it on tape when they handed me the keys?"

We will not be fishing for weakfish.



YourLovelyAngel -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:04:06 PM)

I like owls and giraffe, but I hate deer. They might be adorable but they ate all my vegies and pulled tortured the apple tree. I would of went outside when I saw them doing it but it was eight against one and deer do attack.
Snakes are awesome.



Chrisincuffs -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:07:54 PM)

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Snakes are awesome.


Domi be careful around her when you're adorning your "domi-ware" her snake might want lunch!



SorceressJ -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:17:05 PM)

I like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
Giraffes make funny faces.
Ducks make good yard birds.
Rabbits make fertilizer for my garden.
I'm moving to FL someday.
Purple, because ice cream has no bones.



YourLovelyAngel -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:28:29 PM)

Purple is the best color.

I had a nice rabbit until it thought it would be fun to chew through wires and cords.

I have a cat and the only reason why I like her is because she pottys outside in the neighbors lawn.




Chrisincuffs -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:30:44 PM)

You your neighbors have gnomes? after your cat pees in their yard you could steal their gnomes



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