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YourLovelyAngel -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:38:27 PM)

Gnomes are creepy.




domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:44:07 PM)

I like cats because apparently owls will eat them. Cats are horrid creatures.

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ORIGINAL: YourLovelyAngel

......I hate deer.....Snakes are awesome.



Hating deer will not get you into Delaware...Snakes eat mousez. I like snakes they don't spook me none. Used to handle them as a kid.

Giraffes can decapitate lions with a single kick. They have nice long necks. I imagine if you are a male giraffe that might have some benefits as long as she doesn't get angry and kick off your sack.

We have giraffes in the Lincoln Park Zoo. It's little free zoo in the heart of the northside of the city. Where Jeffff lives they have no giraffes or Zoos. Jeffff lives in the ghetto.

Anywhoooo, was at the zoo recently, when some animal activist asked me how I felt about the giraffes being caged in like that. I looked at her and said, "it's awful, there should be women in those cages."

We had sex and then she left.

It's fun to go to the zoo.

Tight lines.




hlen5 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:45:55 PM)

A giraffe walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "the highballs are on me."




Chrisincuffs -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:54:03 PM)

What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?

Long-arm of the Law !




domiguy -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 1:57:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?

Long-arm of the Law !


So when you leaving for Delaware?




laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 2:18:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?

Long-arm of the Law !


So when you leaving for Delaware?


Yay I'll have company in Delaware and hopefully skype to see Domi get some boy on boy!




sunshinemiss -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 2:44:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I just added covering a woman in guano to my bucket list!


That shit stinks.




sunshinemiss -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 2:54:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You can get a Jersey here.

http://www.bluehens.com/

The University of Delaware team is called, " the Blue hens"?

Will this humiliation of Delaware never stop?

Why are they still in the Union. Delaware give us all a bad name.


Never understood the need for Delaware. Never met a Delawarian that I didn't want to immediately poo on.

Is there anything manly that ends in ware? Tupperware, silverware, Oprahware?

Fuck Delaware.




No.  State.  Taxes.  Delaware = good.


and for the record... I hate when y'all have fun while I sleep.  It's like waking up and realizing the Prince has been by and that bitch Cinderella got all the goods.




SorceressJ -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 2:55:28 PM)

Yes, guano stinks. Try crawling around in it trying to de-bat an attic sometime..
Cat-haters are horrid creatures. They should all be painted in purple cake frosting and fed to large ant colonies while listening to the Sesame Street theme played at full-blast on the stereo next to their heads..
I don't like Spam.




sunshinemiss -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:00:34 PM)

My one and only experience with guano was in Peru.  La Islas Ballestas.  here's a video (scent removed for the faint of heart)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tCN1xrdoDc

I want a penguin for a state bird.




YourLovelyAngel -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:05:12 PM)

Cats are not all that bad. My cat pottys outside.

Has no claws, was declawed before I got her.

She punks all the neighborhood dogs even that retarded german shepard next door.

No mice problems

She does a few tricks and will play with me.

Messes up any animal that comes into the backyard except for the damn rabid deer.




SorceressJ -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:05:13 PM)

I want a penguin for a yard bird. He could hang out with my duck and my plastic flamingo, and ppl would get whiplash going by saying "DOOD! Was that a penguin..?!"




YourLovelyAngel -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:07:23 PM)

I rather have a crocodile or tiger in my yard. I would enjoy watching people running away and laughing at the occasional idiot who tries to pet the kitty.




juliaoceania -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:12:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Delawarians are afraid of National Parks!!! that is way toooo fucking funny.

God how I hate Delaware. Home of the weakfish and the Blue Hen chicken.

They adopted the Blue hen because, back in the day, the soldiers and officers would engage in cockfights; which I am quite sure is Delawarian slang for a "circle jerk."

God how I hate Delaware.

The American Indians coined the term "hardware"....No white man had ever heard of this term when the state of Delaware was named.



I did not know this, it shows how misrepresented American Indian history is....




SorceressJ -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:16:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Delawarians are afraid of National Parks!!! that is way toooo fucking funny.

God how I hate Delaware. Home of the weakfish and the Blue Hen chicken.

They adopted the Blue hen because, back in the day, the soldiers and officers would engage in cockfights; which I am quite sure is Delawarian slang for a "circle jerk."

God how I hate Delaware.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pvUOrxAlbg




SorceressJ -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:24:14 PM)

Best and most informative profile of the day: "Please. Shit on me." -end-
[8|] [:-] [&:]




YourLovelyAngel -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:41:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

Best and most informative profile of the day: "Please. Shit on me." -end-
[8|] [:-] [&:]


Short, direct and straight to the point. lmao




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:45:06 PM)

Ok folks.....I know change is confusing and not always pleasant (but hell, half of yall love unpleasant anyway, grinz [sm=lol.gif]) A LOT of you expressed on the "other" site that you were tired of hijacks and personal attacks, that it was becoming a nuisance on the "serious" threads........we have allowed great leeway in those two areas previously, and I was considering the possibility of following the forum guidelines more closely because of those comments. Random stupidity is different because well...I think the category explains itself. [;)] However, personal attacks will NO LONGER be tolerated. It IS possible to attack the idea without attacking the poster. If you have to evaluate your comments more than 30 seconds to decide if it is a personal attack, in all probability, that comment may well garner you communications with our fine moderation staff. Now I know you love em, but don't make em write ya, ok? Hijacks are kinda self explanatory, but in all fairness, the team is trying to tighten up without being too much like moderation was before this staff was in place. So please try to help us do our job, thankless as it is, so we can actually enjoy the boards too. Even though some of us are masochists, the rest of us are not, so don't make all of us suffer by having to deal with it.

Thank you for your continued patronage, have a wondrous fuckin Saturday. It's hot outside, but sunny. Check it out!!!!!!

Edited to add: Great thread!




Level -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:50:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself


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ORIGINAL: Level
Toilets.... ya know, anyone starting a thread on bathrooms, and having it go over 200 replies, has to be a wonderful (and modest) human being.


...a wonderful person whose shiny head is a danger to low-flying aircraft on a sunny day? [8|]


Yesh. [:)]

But keep in mind, if we get lost in the Alps, I can always signal for help!




laurell3 -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:50:52 PM)

nm. I'm out.




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