CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: hijacking. (7/31/2010 3:54:25 AM)
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Maybe thread evolution and derailment is decided over the toss of a coin...or if some people start getting upset or reporting for derailing. I just figure that it is like being in a room with several friends (and sometimes not-so-friends) and different conversations are spawned. Sometimes the ones in one group that are running around noisily playing tag help lighten the tension in the room when the serious discussions get too...tense. quote:
What do you do if you think you have a mouse in your Domicile but it doesn't like peanut butter? What kind of a mouse won't eat peaniut butter? If I were a mouse, I would adore peanut butter. (I have been saying "adore" quite a bit lately. Could it be that I have fallen in love?) Now I am trying cheese and Cheerios to lure mus musculus to it's death. It's a battle of wits, two creatures enter my Domicile only one shall leave alive. Did you know that there are approximately 670 different types of cheese? Wow! that is a lot of fucking cheese. I like cheese. Not too crazy about mice. The one I have is a diabolical mouse genius. He has bested me so far....I believe his undoing will be the Cheerios. I have had to deal with mice several times...mice can be so stupid that they run by a trap without noticing it and get stuck, or run under one's feet and get crunched...are you sure this isn't a smarter...rat? Poison is good if no pet can get to it, but if the mouse dies behind something that cannot be moved, ugh. Nastybad stink for months. Glue traps...I felt sorry for them. Stuck there like that, taking days to die <shudders>. Change the location of the traps if they are left unmolested. Get a small box of hamster seeds and stick those to the peanut butter. We had mice that would snap them, then walk right up and eat that cheese or peanut butter. Maybe it was really a rat... Is it just the skittering sound that bothers you, or has it been chewing holes through your Cheerios box or something? If it likes something, stick that to the peanutbutter. Honestly, the best solution for mice has already been invented...a cat. Can you borrow one for a few days? Um, the next thing I mention is going to sound disgusting but I'll say it anyway. When I was at that FEMA trailer for a year, everyone else had a problem with mice and rats...except those of us with cats. So, I helped a few of my neighbors out. I used the scooper to empty out the solid stuff in the cat litter, and waited until it got funky (I had three cat litters and 6 cats), and then my old cat litter was shook/poured around the outside of their trailer. Rodents smelled cats and found an easier place. This next part will be even worse so... Through pet catalogs, there are sprays to keep certain animals out of one's yard. What most people won't tell you is that these are urines of certain predators. I can't remember which, but maybe some are from lions or wolves. The organic gardening books I have tell me how to keep out those pests, and...neighborhood cats and dogs from peeing or worse near my roses. The books suggested urine from a human FEMALE mixed with some unscented ammonia and water and sprayed around. That did the trick. You see where I am leading with this, right? Cat pee in water with some ammonia might do the same thing with mice. It would be great if somewhere on the web, there is piss warfare against mice...in a nicely sanitized can. Or...someone needs to make a mouse capture device that has a fertile female in one end, happy with bedding, food, water, and a wheel...the guy mouse comes closer though the open end of the cage and bingo, enslaved by love. [:D] Mice love dry catfood too. I used to raise them by the hundreds as part of a homeschool project and traded them in to pet stores in exchange for store credit. quote:
Now I am trying cheese and Cheerios to lure mus musculus to it's death. It's a battle of wits, two creatures enter my Domicile only one shall leave alive. I think they only live for about two years, so maybe he's so smart because he is old...he might end this duel unfairly by dying of old age. [sm=rofl.gif] If this is a female...likely she is preggies, and I am trying to remember how many babies mine had every few weeks or so. Probably around a dozen. I only bought two, and ended up selling thousands...just sayin. [:D] Also, they get pregnant while they are still nursing the first batch, and I think they can fend for themselves by 2 weeks. I wonder if anyone's pet rodent escaped. Best of luck over this. If you don't have a cat, poisoning is the easiest route...a mouse has got to eat. ~~~~~~~~~ I saw that thread over the woman who shot her would be rapists. I was too busy throwing a party to type any responses, and I didn't want to go to Snopes to see it disproved. There must be some magical beliefs left undisturbed in this world. I stayed out of it. ~~~~~~~~~ quote:
(I have been saying "adore" quite a bit lately. Could it be that I have fallen in love?) I couldn't pretend I hadn't seen that. I hope you have...and I hope you "break a leg." (There, it isn't jinxed.)
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