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taniafolder -> What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 9:10:22 AM)
What are the probabilities that all Lesbian Mistresses on CM are all pillow lesbians? The odds are greater than 99.9 we have over an over abundance you woulkd think a stone butch would emerged on occasions.

mnottertail -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 9:12:29 AM)
whats a pillow lesbian? whats a lipstick lesbian? whats a stone cold butch dyke?

OttersSwim -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 9:13:21 AM)
quote: pillow lesbians Might be good if you gave your definition of that term, and "stone butch" too.

taniafolder -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 9:24:24 AM)
be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme

Steponme73 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 9:47:27 AM)
Wow! Who knew? I have learned something today I can take to the coffee shop and share!

BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:33:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail whats a pillow lesbian? whats a lipstick lesbian? whats a stone cold butch dyke? I told you Ronne it's all about politics and how they fuck. For example, you only offering your cock for a blowjob is being a "pillow mistress" Make sense? boi

BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:34:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: taniafolder be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme This made me laugh my ass off. boi

stef -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:38:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: taniafolder be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme Thank you for clearing up the Many Mysteries of Lesbianism. I see a book deal in your future. ~stef

sexyred1 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:47:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: taniafolder be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme But your definition is incomplete: what does a lipstick lesbian like being done or not done? Or is she straight? I am confused.

LaTigresse -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:51:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen quote: ORIGINAL: taniafolder be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme This made me laugh my ass off. boi [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:53:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef quote: ORIGINAL: taniafolder be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme Thank you for clearing up the Many Mysteries of Lesbianism. I see a book deal in your future. ~stef Stef, you bitch! I almost hurt myself laughing![:D]

OttersSwim -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:57:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: taniafolder be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme "Do me" lesbians...who knew?

BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:03:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse [:D] Ya know MsLaT, I know we disagree on some stuff sometimes, but I really wish you lived closer so that we could sit and laugh about some of this shit over a drink at the beach. It would be fun and Ma'am wouldn't feel like she's being confined to "lesbianism" because of the conversation. boi

BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:12:43 AM)
So I perved the OP's profile and I need to share something the group. I have never met a dyke who was into SM but not into blood or knives. It's a thing. The OP is claiming she's not into knives. As an enforcement member of the Card Carrying Scary Dyke Committee, I must revoke your membership, OP. That is all, boi

LaTigresse -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:17:53 AM)
Is this where we jump up and down and yell "FAKER FAKER FAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"? And yes Jen, I agree, it would be a blast. I say that as I recently got off the phone with my son, on his way to Detroit, for a car show.........I called him a "Cheater, cheater, CHEEEEEEAAAATTTTTERRRR!"....[:D] Rat bastid having fun while I am working.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:21:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen So I perved the OP's profile and I need to share something the group. I have never met a dyke who was into SM but not into blood or knives. It's a thing. The OP is claiming she's not into knives. As an enforcement member of the Card Carrying Scary Dyke Committee, I must revoke your membership, OP. That is all, boi What!! Are you saying you have MET EVERY DYKE IN THE WRRRRRRLD????? LOL. Sorry, had to. Hib, who loves that knifeybloodystuff. But is not a dyke.

VideoAdminSigma -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:23:44 AM)
Shes related to me. Leroy Van Dyke

BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:26:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Is this where we jump up and down and yell "FAKER FAKER FAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"? And yes Jen, I agree, it would be a blast. I say that as I recently got off the phone with my son, on his way to Detroit, for a car show.........I called him a "Cheater, cheater, CHEEEEEEAAAATTTTTERRRR!"....[:D] Rat bastid having fun while I am working. As much as I'd love to go to the shows in Detroit, I love Florida. The only way I'd move back to Detroit is if a house was paid for (of my choosing in the Detroit neighborhood of my choosing) and I was running for political office. Honestly, the snow isn't worth it. Though, if we win the lottery (Powerball is up to $80 mil), I would consider snow birding or visiting just for the cool shit like the car shows. See, down here, we get to see the "air and sea" shows. Yachts of all kinds and sizes, women in bikinis lounging around on them to help sell them, and small planes with some really neat instrument upgrades in the front. Let us know if you're in Palm Beach sometime? I've finally gotten used to the Jewish woman's idea of "Sunday brunch" and many beach front restaurants cater to it ;-) boi PS. MsLaT, the Committee has an award for you for your tireless efforts at recruitment and ousting of the "fakers".

BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:27:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus What!! Are you saying you have MET EVERY DYKE IN THE WRRRRRRLD????? LOL. Sorry, had to. Hib, who loves that knifeybloodystuff. But is not a dyke. Ahem, just because you're not part of the World Wide Dyke's Association doesn't mean you can't like the knifeybloodystuff, it's just a prerequisite for membership. boi Who may lose membership privileges if I keep mentioning shit about the secret handshake.

LadyPact -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:33:28 AM)
Does the WWDA accept friends who do like the knife/blood/kinky stuff who aren't members of the LGBT community? I'd hate to be excluded just because of sexual preference. [8D]

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