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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 2:23:57 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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even though it is easier to think of it that way.

I suspect that's cuz you're a man (no insult intended, I just think it's not an obvious realisation for a fella to have).

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:00:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wow... this is a novel thought.  I have rarely seen such a succinct argument against any sort of oral sex.  Guess you either have to bite the sausage or feed it to the dog.

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I have a go now and again....but tend to lose commitment half way through.....something along the lines of tentatively engaging in a spot of nibbling and kissing and biting....and upon realising it ain't edible I just wander off muttering something about a waste of time....a bit like a dog sniffs your trouser leg.


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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:04:47 PM   
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Waste of time for WHO??? 

See, this is why some men don't ever get the really, really good stuff...  no effort from the man in "priming the pump" equates to half-assed head, and no ass from me.  But I'm hardcore like that.

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If John Lennon can lie in bed for a few days for world peace......then I can not 'eat the pussy' for Africa. And that's about it...to some an act of extreme laziness and self-denial of the 'good stuff'...to others a charitable cause.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:16:40 PM   
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Dear god. One of the first times John and I were intimate, he nearly made me pass out, truly. I was lying there after near tears and "in the bliss" when he said "Well baby I never lost a woman by eating her pussy." We just started laughing and well.....round two, three, four ensued. Jesus nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added.

I would never consider a man to be a fantastic lover if he couldn't or wouldn't peasure me orally. I also find those antiseptic types that won't kiss you on the mouth after swallowing to be a bit too uptight for me. Sex, especially good hot intimate mind blowing sex is messy and raw and primal, I love climbing back up on his sexy big chest and making out for days after he comes in my mouth. It would be a turn off to be rebuffed.

Antiseptic men are *yawn*. For me anyway.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:26:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Aynne, you are the filthiest slut....and I love you for it.

Obviously, eating pussy is as essential as breathing and men just need to ask once how a particular woman likes it done and then..just do it.

What really cracks me up is how many guys, prior to the act or even getting you in the sack, say, as a seduction technique, I am guessing..."Oh baby, I will lick you all night long....".

And then I laugh as I tell them, Hon, if it takes more than a few minutes for me to levitate off the bed and blow out your eardrums from my scream of pleasure, then you are doing it all wrong and there was not enough fab stuff going on before you went down.

All night long, yeah..ok.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:34:03 PM   
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especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added.



Digital? A remote controlled 'pussy' eh....pressing the green button from the edge of the bed.....

Ahhh it's not literal Aynne...go on then....I'm a fan of 'eating the pussy'....although we don't call it 'pussy' over here.....we call it 'it'.....either that or 'that horrible fuckin' needy inconvenience'......

Is there such a thing as orifices? Not sure....the plural escapes me.....holes will do....

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:35:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think she means a vibrating butt plug.

At least I hope that is what she means.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:35:20 PM   
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Dear god. One of the first times John and I were intimate, he nearly made me pass out, truly. I was lying there after near tears and "in the bliss" when he said "Well baby I never lost a woman by eating her pussy." We just started laughing and well.....round two, three, four ensued. Jesus nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added.

I would never consider a man to be a fantastic lover if he couldn't or wouldn't peasure me orally. I also find those antiseptic types that won't kiss you on the mouth after swallowing to be a bit too uptight for me. Sex, especially good hot intimate mind blowing sex is messy and raw and primal, I love climbing back up on his sexy big chest and making out for days after he comes in my mouth. It would be a turn off to be rebuffed.

Antiseptic men are *yawn*. For me anyway.





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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 3:42:17 PM   
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I think she means a vibrating butt plug.

At least I hope that is what she means.



I think she means he sits at the table and presses green on the control and she cums (instantly) in the bed.....

Imagine that....a remote controlled woman....you want some food.....press yellow....she's in need of some sort of sex but you're busy studying the patterns on your kitchen chair legs...just press green and she'll soon be quiet......

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:00:15 PM   
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even though it is easier to think of it that way.

I suspect that's cuz you're a man (no insult intended, I just think it's not an obvious realisation for a fella to have).


Yeah, the only reason in my mind to not be having an orgasm is self-control. So it's easy to confuse "inconsiderate" men/boys with "not trying".

Fuck it, I'll straight admit I probably have alot more to learn. In a way, the more you know about women, the more you realize what you have to figure out about a woman in particular.

As long as there's no lying, faking or being drunk involved, I'm happy to keep trying whatever might make 'her' happy.

Why? Well, if you enjoy begging, squirming and the toe-curling you guys described like I do, you might as well be good at causing it to occur. And if I can get feedback, why not use it? You can't control what you don't understand.


By the way, VC, thanks for delivering your advice with a slight bit of encouragement to my admittedly fragile male ego (both times). I'm off to create a joke thread to repay you.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:26:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added


Aynne,

If I may, in my capacity as TranslatorRed, elaborate (at least as I read this, because I speak a very good "clinical sex" as it were).

It means that getting your pussy licked, sucked, nibbled, and savoured is all the better with the addition of probing fingers up said pussy or even up the ass.

But that's just how I read it.  Not that I would know first hand or anything.  *coff* 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:32:14 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Waste of time for WHO??? 

See, this is why some men don't ever get the really, really good stuff...  no effort from the man in "priming the pump" equates to half-assed head, and no ass from me.  But I'm hardcore like that.

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RedheadedSheDevil 


If John Lennon can lie in bed for a few days for world peace......then I can not 'eat the pussy' for Africa. And that's about it...to some an act of extreme laziness and self-denial of the 'good stuff'...to others a charitable cause.


Dear NorthernGent,

The Nobel Committee will be around shortly to give you your award.  *sniffle*  The lengths some people go to for charity. 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:35:39 PM   
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nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added


Aynne,

If I may, in my capacity as TranslatorRed, elaborate (at least as I read this, because I speak a very good "clinical sex" as it were).

It means that getting your pussy licked, sucked, nibbled, and savoured is all the better with the addition of probing fingers up said pussy or even up the ass.

But that's just how I read it.  Not that I would know first hand or anything.  *coff* 

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Ah...I misread the word digital stimulation. For some reason I thought of a vibrating butt plug.

Not that I would know about that or anything...:)


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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:37:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Back to the original post, I've been with any number of black men who did not eat pussy.  I'm ok with that, actually.  I do enjoy having my pussy licked on occasion, but it's not the be-all to end-all for me.  I love sucking cock & eating pussy myself, but I don't require reciprocity.  For a number of years, I actually believed that no black men ate pussy.  I've been proven wrong, but only by a few.  Many more white men have dined at my particular Y than black men, or asian men or hispanic men, for that matter.  I always wondered what the deal was.

As for a woman requiring twice as long as a man to orgasm, I must not be a normal woman.  I can generally orgasm at least a dozen times before he can once. 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:42:17 PM   
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nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added


Aynne,

If I may, in my capacity as TranslatorRed, elaborate (at least as I read this, because I speak a very good "clinical sex" as it were).

It means that getting your pussy licked, sucked, nibbled, and savoured is all the better with the addition of probing fingers up said pussy or even up the ass.

But that's just how I read it.  Not that I would know first hand or anything.  *coff* 

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Multi-StimRed


Ah...I misread the word digital stimulation. For some reason I thought of a vibrating butt plug.

Not that I would know about that or anything...:)

Thank goodness ONE of us is wholesome! 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:47:00 PM   
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As for a woman requiring twice as long as a man to orgasm, I must not be a normal woman.  I can generally orgasm at least a dozen times before he can once. 


I'm wondering if he meant from oral favors, that it takes longer for a woman than a man.  I think he's still wrong, because I've been with a couple of guys who have almost caused me to get TMJ and lockjaw simultaneously before they were able to bust a nut.  Damn them!

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:57:47 PM   
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nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added


Aynne,

If I may, in my capacity as TranslatorRed, elaborate (at least as I read this, because I speak a very good "clinical sex" as it were).

It means that getting your pussy licked, sucked, nibbled, and savoured is all the better with the addition of probing fingers up said pussy or even up the ass.

But that's just how I read it.  Not that I would know first hand or anything.  *coff* 

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Multi-StimRed



Ding Ding Ding!!!! lol, yes indeed, that is it exactly! Both if possible, but you know, I take what he gives. . I love you girl~

Nice guesses though Northern Gent.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 4:59:02 PM   
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I'm wondering if he meant from oral favors, that it takes longer for a woman than a man.  I think he's still wrong, because I've been with a couple of guys who have almost caused me to get TMJ and lockjaw simultaneously before they were able to bust a nut.  Damn them!

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See, there's another common male misconception. That lasting 25 minutes during a blowjob is good. The worst part is while you're trying, he might be self-distracting himself to last longer and make it more difficult for you. :) That's what happens with all these premature ejaculation jokes flying around.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 5:19:55 PM   
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By the way, VC, thanks for delivering your advice with a slight bit of encouragement to my admittedly fragile male ego (both times). I'm off to create a joke thread to repay you.

I'm not quite sure if you're being sarcastic or not-but if you are then I honestly was trying to be nice and not put you down.

Fuck me, but we really do need a sarcasm font sometimes.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 5:51:08 PM   
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I can speak first hand on this topic (shocking, I know), and can tell you now that the black men I have been with are not averse to going down.  As a matter of fact, they are quite skilled in the oral arts.  They may not talk about it with other men, one way or the other, but seriously, I don't care.  If they aren't talking then maybe they're using that time perfecting their mad skills... 

on me. 



dayum.  That is seriously hot.  I mean ... seriously.

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