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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 7:31:48 PM   
Daddysredhead


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nothing is hotter, especially when the additional of digital stimulation in the ummm orifices is added


Aynne,

If I may, in my capacity as TranslatorRed, elaborate (at least as I read this, because I speak a very good "clinical sex" as it were).

It means that getting your pussy licked, sucked, nibbled, and savoured is all the better with the addition of probing fingers up said pussy or even up the ass.

But that's just how I read it.  Not that I would know first hand or anything.  *coff* 

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Ding Ding Ding!!!! lol, yes indeed, that is it exactly! Both if possible, but you know, I take what he gives. . I love you girl~

Nice guesses though Northern Gent.


I just KNEW my secret decoder ring would cum in handy one day! (and I love you, too)

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 7:36:11 PM   
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I'm wondering if he meant from oral favors, that it takes longer for a woman than a man.  I think he's still wrong, because I've been with a couple of guys who have almost caused me to get TMJ and lockjaw simultaneously before they were able to bust a nut.  Damn them!

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See, there's another common male misconception. That lasting 25 minutes during a blowjob is good. The worst part is while you're trying, he might be self-distracting himself to last longer and make it more difficult for you. :) That's what happens with all these premature ejaculation jokes flying around.


*where is my club to beat these men with???*

If this shit keeps up, I'll need better insurance for this sort of sadism, dammitall!!!

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/21/2010 7:39:32 PM   
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I can speak first hand on this topic (shocking, I know), and can tell you now that the black men I have been with are not averse to going down.  As a matter of fact, they are quite skilled in the oral arts.  They may not talk about it with other men, one way or the other, but seriously, I don't care.  If they aren't talking then maybe they're using that time perfecting their mad skills... 

on me. 



dayum.  That is seriously hot.  I mean ... seriously.


Geez, Sunny... when you put it out there in old lady font, my post makes me look a lil bit slutty.




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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 12:33:55 AM   
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Today, I have had not one but two young black men tell me that they enjoy eating pussy & are waiting breathlessly to get at mine.  Woooohoooo!!!

My former told me that he lasts so long during a blowjob because he gets into enjoying the sensations.  He was never about goal-oriented sex.  Except his insistance that I O as many times as I possibly could & remain conscious.  But he only went down on me that one time.  *sigh*

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 12:39:55 AM   
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Woo-Hoo!!!  That's just hawt!

I have had several lookey-loos perv my profile today, so I'm thinking I am emitting pheremones via the internet or something.  A couple sent messages, but the others just peeked.  It was funny because they were all of the "black persuasion."  *insert knowing look here*

Hmmm..... somebody's telling stories out of school.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 1:16:11 PM   
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I had a guy I worked with who claimed he never went down on his wife.  That was only for very rare special occasions since the act itself was just nasty.  She confirmed one night while we were all having drinks. 

He used to get pissy with me when I always reminded him that every husband who didn't lick pussy had a neighbor who did.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 2:10:00 PM   
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I had a guy I worked with who claimed he never went down on his wife.  That was only for very rare special occasions since the act itself was just nasty.  She confirmed one night while we were all having drinks. 

He used to get pissy with me when I always reminded him that every husband who didn't lick pussy had a neighbor who did.



I love that!!!!!

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 2:21:20 PM   
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I guess I can't go to the hospital or jail next week, I HAVE TO WATCH YOU ! You are as wierd as I am and I simply have to watch.

But with all that's been said, I wonder if I could make a sausage pie. Like a pot pie with peas and carrots, but with sausage instead of real meat.

Nah, I guess I would rather have real meat.

T

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 2:32:46 PM   
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I had a guy I worked with who claimed he never went down on his wife.  That was only for very rare special occasions since the act itself was just nasty.  She confirmed one night while we were all having drinks. 

He used to get pissy with me when I always reminded him that every husband who didn't lick pussy had a neighbor who did.



I love that!!!!!


Me, too!!! 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 2:33:47 PM   
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FR

I guess I can't go to the hospital or jail next week, I HAVE TO WATCH YOU ! You are as wierd as I am and I simply have to watch.

But with all that's been said, I wonder if I could make a sausage pie. Like a pot pie with peas and carrots, but with sausage instead of real meat.

Nah, I guess I would rather have real meat.

T


*insert puzzled look here*

Termy, sweetie...  have you been standing to close to the incense cones again? 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/22/2010 10:48:51 PM   
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Incense cones ? We are way past that down here. Michuakhan, Thaistick, all that means nothing to us. The way I saw it, I was risking my CM status, how high do you think I was ?

Life sucks, but I don't care, I consider it a form of freedon. The electric, water and gas are still on. I am going to the hospital Tuesday. I don't care, I was born with nothing. And that's what I'll leave with no matter what. You can't take it with you.

I have postulated since age about six that if we were all exactly the same that life would be extremely boring. I also want to point out that people are too sensitive to racial issues. If  I was high so what, it was still me. One thing as my Mother taught that "Your problems will still be there in the morning" I also picked up that being high or drunk does not make anything. Whatever comes out of your mouth still came from your head, there are no exceptions.

Really though, I have everything I need and don't have to drive anywhere. I won't. But I will get as fucked up as I want. As long as I can manage to not piss people off I should be fine. And I am not turning the thousand watt stereo on today. I don't need it.

Maybe you stop over someday and try some of my insence.

T

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 6:56:00 AM   
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I was actually using "incense cones" as a euphemism. *wink* Sorry you're going to the hospital. That sucks. I don't disagree with you entirely about racial issues being overly sensitized, and in my experience, it's been made more of an issue by white people. I think there are lots of folks who are scared of being seen as anything but diplomatic and have taken on an air of uber-political correctness to overcompensate. Now, I don't think that racial slurs are ever appropriate, and I would knock someone on their ass if they called my mixed kids something derogatory. However, I also find that outwitting a racist piece of shit highly satisfying.

When I went back to college my senior year, my old boyfriend from junior year saw my (then) new boyfriend, who was from Sri Lanka originally. When he later saw me alone, he said, "What the hell is wrong with you? You left me to go be with some sand n---er?" I could have cussed him out, but really, that's what people do when they have no savvy or frontline defense. Instead, I looked at him with disgust and said, "You are not only a loser, a lousy lay, and a racist, but you're geographically incorrect. He's not a sand n---er, he's from the jungle, not the desert. He doesn't ride around on camels, he rides elephants. Your college education has really failed you. Have your parents seek reimbursement from the Finance Department." And off I went.

When I lived overseas, I was in the minority. People had definite opinions about "Americans" and such. Most of them were kind to me and would ask me about things that they assumed to be true, so it gave me a chance to educate them. However, there was a drunk motorcycle cop, outside the hospital where my SIL was having her second baby, who called me a "white bitch" because I shook my head as he stumbled along the entranceway. Well, this white bitch's husband removed said cop from his motorcycle that he was walking down the lane, and almost put him through a tree. Word gets around very fast on a tiny island, and that sort of thing never happened to me again. They may have thought it, but they never said it within earshot.

Now, back on topic... let's see a show of hands from the men: Who goes down?


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< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 8/23/2010 6:57:49 AM >


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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 6:59:25 AM   
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Now, back on topic... let's see a show of hands from the men: Who goes down?


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*wee typo*


Y'all already heard from the Hill guy.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 7:03:14 AM   
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And we appreciate your timely response.

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 7:37:51 AM   
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Is it OK if both the man and the woman raise their hand? 

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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 8:32:19 AM   
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< Message edited by LinnaeaBorealis -- 8/23/2010 8:36:03 AM >


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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 10:23:12 AM   
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Is it OK if both the man and the woman raise their hand? 


Definitely!!! We at Masters&Johnson love the team approach!


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RE: White Men can't jump - and ... - 8/23/2010 11:03:26 AM   
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WE tried to help you get the thread back on track,  .

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