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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 5:24:16 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		OOOhhhhhh  truckers   *yummmmm*

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 5:46:44 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Now why am I not surprised at that?

S'ok I have the same yummmy for biker dudes!

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 5:46:50 PM   
ezanac


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 5:53:38 PM   
BurntKitty


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Status: offline 		Now, now.... truckers haz teh awesomeness, yanno.  Just like ambulance drivers do.  I gots to love me some manmeat whats got a bed in teh "ve-hickle" (like we say down South.)

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 6:00:46 PM   
ezanac


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty
Now, now.... truckers haz teh awesomeness, yanno.  Just like ambulance drivers do.  I gots to love me some manmeat whats got a bed in teh "ve-hickle" (like we say down South.)


No worries 'bout  them truckers.... it'z just that  dagnamit  censor keeps following me around...


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 6:54:13 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		I was re-ended  in the parking lot by a DAMN cute policeman on Wednesday nite and thought, "Well that certainly gives us common ground.  QUICK!  Start the flirt!"

Oh, wait........that's not quite right. My TRUCK was rear-ended, not me, dammit all to hell. LOL!  And it wasn't the cop that was doing the rear-ending.

What really happened: A totally drunken, homeless individual (read "bum") backed a probably stolen van into the back of my parked truck while trying to exit the parking lot through some non-existant exit..... Hard to explain without diagrams, but he did minor damage to my truck and to another truck.  Fortunately, the neighbors saw it all, called 911, and alerted me.

WHAT A F*CK*NG DOLL!  Woof, woof, WOOF!

Anyway, NO flirting was possible given all the other police on the scene to handle the driver (license? you ask?  HAHAHA) the two drunk passengers (one of whom wiped out his d*ck and p*ssed on the side of my truck!), the tow drivers, and the paramedics (read "detox van".)

All in all it took 2-1/2 hours, and 6 or 7 officials to sort out the mess.  NO TIME to even START a flirt.   ::: SNIFF :::

(Did I say "WOOF"?)

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 7:07:22 PM   
KMsAngel


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 7:22:23 PM   
YSG


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Status: offline 		Ok, so true story here, I got molested at work the other night

Im out in the parking lot, pushing carts (I work at a grocery store), and I see this gal, my bet is about mid 50's, struggling to get a bag of dog food into her SUV. I go over to help, and once I get her loaded up she starts flirting with me. She says to me "I wish I could take you home with me, to help me unload all this stuff". I told her, "Well, I wouldent mind, but I'm sure management wouldent be too happy". She says "Thats too bad, I could cook you dinner and everything". I told her "Yeah, but then you'd never get rid of me". I kid you not, she reached up and started scratching the back of my neck, like right behind my ear, wich is one of my biggest "ohhh yeah" spots. She then says "well, who would want to get rid of such a helpful, and handsome young man"?

I have not blushed so hard in a long time. I will admit though, it made my night

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 7:53:56 PM   
sunshinemiss


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/5/2010 7:56:36 PM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*adores Lance and sunshine*


Fixed that for you, you wonton hussy!

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 9:19:55 AM   
ezanac


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Status: offline 		*gets close to tha ground.... paws across tha floor....and..... *


Raaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrr       *lick, lick, lick*

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 9:34:06 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		I like your tag line there, ezanac. 

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 9:42:49 AM   
ezanac


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Status: offline 		*blushes*

~gracias  sunshine~

*walks down to tha beach.. swaying back n forth*

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 1:03:06 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Now why am I not surprised at that?

S'ok I have the same yummmy for biker dudes!



~yummmmm~

leathermen, truckers, police, security guards, leathermen, firemen, policemen....~drool~....sigh.........uhm...where was I? Oh yea  ~drools~

This past spring I had problems with a neighbour which I had to call the police. I was sitting out on the front step waiting and then the cruiser pulls up in front of the house and out steps 2 of the most yummiest cops I had seen in a lonnnnnnng time! One approached the strep and I'm still siting down and he starts talking to me, now he is standing on a lower step, he's 6'4...built nice and rugged, bald and his uniform pants looked like they were painted on...ya get the pic! From where he was standing my eye level was directly at his crotch  ~sigh~  Yanno how tough it was trying to talk to him and not the bulge???  (impossible)  and it is almost impossible to reply to the questions and not drift off in fantasy. 


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 3:58:55 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		I know the feeling, my dear dingdong dad has twice called the cops because he couldn't reach me for 2-3 days. For some reason even after 30 yrs he still has someone he can pull strings with. Both times these yummy young officers have shown up at my patio door and asked me very nicely to call him and let him know I'm still alive.

The 2nd time happened to be a hot summer day and I was wearing a nightshirt sorta thingie and o lord eyes startin poppin out of his head but dammit he was professional about it the whole time. Young, black hair, dark eyes, well fitted uniform, gorgeous voice and face, take me NOW please?

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 4:07:22 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		Dayum poohbear...I may have to head down your way so we can flirt with the police in your area! I'm only 5 hrs north of ya!

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Close your eyes, not your mind
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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 4:52:01 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		I'ma tellin ya Bear, the cops and firefighters in this area hit a 12 on the 10 scale-o-goodlooks. Had to call the F.D. once cuz I couldn't figure out what was burnin where, and, OOOO, dayuuummm but yummy too. As for the EMT's, feed me enough advil for a few days and watch me come down with vertigo. Then oops, they have to be called in.

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 5:13:25 PM   
MistressLavinia


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Status: offline 		While the beautiful Pooh and the beautiful Wolfie are flirting away with the hot cops, remember me?????? LAVINIA and share some of those hot ass babes with me, I'm sure some of them need a lesson in proper frisking, and handcuffing. Since it's only flirting with one at a time, I'll fantasize about Mr Copper right now, since thanks to the two of you, I'll have to bring handcuffs out tonight, ~ Just in case
I'll be in complete charge of frisking - Thank you very much!




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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 5:15:01 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Ya' gotta love a gal who comes right up in your face and says "gimme".

You just go Lavinia!

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/6/2010 5:27:46 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Lavikins, you can bring the cuffs and flirt with me anytime baaaaabeeee!

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