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GddssBella -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 2:10:42 PM)

G'afternoon all:


quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDOM
18 y.o. girl with a brand new profile....
Says she will "fucking find you and fuck you up" if anyone wastes her time.... 
LMFAO


After I wiped my laptop's monitor clean of Crystal Light iced tea (lemon), I checked the silly little twit's profile and had to repeat the process. How "hardcore" can an 18 year old child actually play? *snurts ~ gently whaps SD for making her dirty her screen* I did appreciate the opportunity for a hearty chuckle. Wonder if the little missy has ever witnessed, much less performed, a flesh hook suspension or something else I'd consider edgy. Naaahhh...


Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...


[:D]


Bella

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darq -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 2:15:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDOM

18 y.o. girl with a brand new profile.... 

Says she will "fucking find you and fuck you up" if anyone wastes her time.... 

LMFAO



She's hard core but she has knife play has a limit ....

Nuff said.

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gooddogbenji -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 2:25:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDOM

18 y.o. girl with a brand new profile.... 

Says she will "fucking find you and fuck you up" if anyone wastes her time.... 

LMFAO



So I come home from work, log on, see this thread and catch up on it, laughing about this person.

Then I go in and refresh my main CM window (it's always open), and notice someone new on the new users list.

So guess who I get to look at for the next while until she disappears off that list??????????

I hate this place!

Yours,


benji

PS: I really only hate her because she's gonna fuck me up for saying hi....  lol!!!!!!!

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darq -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 2:28:54 PM)

Only if you waste her time, Benji.

Be a good puppy now.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 2:42:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darq

Only if you waste her time, Benji.

Be a good puppy now.


ME????  Waste someone's time????  I would never do that!  I am a serious, succinct poster, who in all situations analyzes and rephrases all statements to expedite their legibility.  To quote from Shakespeare,

This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;
And to do that well craves a kind of wit:
He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
The quality of persons, and the time,
And, like the haggard, cheque at every feather
That comes before his eye. This is a practise
As full of labour as a wise man's art
For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.

- 12th night, Act 3, scene 1.

Moliere, in a distinct contradiction, however said:

You say that because you are in a passion; but you are too fond of men; upon my word, you would all look as black as thunder if the devil were to take them all away

- Amphitryon, Act 2, scene 5

Goethe, however, poses the most interesting conundrum:

"What you don't feel, you will not grasp by art,
Unless it wells out of your soul
And with sheer pleasure takes control,
Compelling every listener's heart.
But sit - and sit, and patch and knead,
Cook a ragout, reheat your hashes,
Blow at the sparks and try to breed
A fire out of piles of ashes!
Children and apes may think it great,
If that should titillate your gum,
But from heart to heart you will never create.
If from your heart it does not come." 

- Faust I

These quotes are entirely irrelevant, but they prove my point that in cunjunction with copying and pasting, I wasted less of my time writing this than you will have spent reading it.

Wait, was that my point?

Yours,


benji





slaverosebeauty -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 4:37:20 PM)

I spit out my Vanilla Pepsi on my monitor, but it was worth it. She took her profile down, makes you wonder. At 18 how could she be 'expereinced.' She was kinda cute to look at, but nothing more. Her profiel was so crass and juvinlle, it was rediculas.   She was just looking for easy prey, I think we just saved a few people from getting conned by another player.
[excuse the spelling errors we have already established I can't spell very well. ]

Mission Accomplished. Troll ran away.




feastie -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 4:44:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDOM

My email to her certainly wasn't stalking in any way.  Maybe if more people email her with comments like mine, she'll realize how absurd her profile is.


She's 18 and had balls enough to actually write the profile.  I doubt very seriously she yet possesses the capacity to consider anything other than her own opinion.




Dustyn -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 4:51:38 PM)

You know what truly scares me?

When people online presume that other people online are actually what they present.  With no other information, I could easily present myself as a female, or successful businessman, or anything else I feel like.  Words on a screen mean zilch when talking about one's self.  Beyond your assurance, I have no solid proof that you know what you know, so to speak.

What is even scarier than that is people that assume because you have humpteen jillion posts you know what you're talking about.  Half the time, I'm not even positive about what I know, so I always put it in terms of my opinion or my experience.  New people coming on here, reading posts where it wouldn't be too difficult to think "Hey, this person really knows what they are talking about," and in truth, they are just posting up what they find in other places.

Not accusing anyone here of doing that, so unknot the panties.  Just saying I've seen it in other places to very disasterous results, including physical scars.

I think it's something we should all keep in mind, but hey, who ever said I know anything in the first place. LOL

- Dustyn




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 4:57:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

She took her profile down, makes you wonder.



If you're referring to the one who will fuck you up for wasting her time, she's still there.  Wish she weren't, but 'tis true.

Yours in grieving,


benji




slaverosebeauty -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 5:00:13 PM)

{grabs a tissue} Maybe it was wishfull thinking.

Guess that means I should email her and ask her if she needs a 'big sister'??

{big sad brown eyes}




Najakcharmer -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 6:08:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: siouxie

yup - i was getting so many jerks mailing me that i put up a picture to scare them off - it worked, i'm just sorry if you've ever had to see it.


I highly recommend "tubgirl", "lemonparty" or "Hello.jpg".  If your eyeballs have not yet been seared by any of those images, Google these terms along with Goatse.cx.  Don't be drinking anything when you do or your keyboard will be at considerable risk. 




Najakcharmer -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 6:21:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GddssBell
After I wiped my laptop's monitor clean of Crystal Light iced tea (lemon), I checked the silly little twit's profile and had to repeat the process. How "hardcore" can an 18 year old child actually play? *snurts ~ gently whaps SD for making her dirty her screen* I did appreciate the opportunity for a hearty chuckle. Wonder if the little missy has ever witnessed, much less performed, a flesh hook suspension or something else I'd consider edgy. Naaahhh...


Being as I was a selfish little brat who put her own intense kinky desires above the safety of everyone else in the community, I was an active BDSM player and event-attender starting at the highly dubious age of 13.  By the time I was 19, I was a pro domme, the Best and Mightiest and most Domly Domme in the world, with very few limits on what I was willing to do. 

In reasonable fairness, I really did pay attention to safety and technique, and studied these things as hard and as seriously as I studied the academic subjects that got me my first college degree (as well as my first 24/7 slave) before I turned 18.  I was a precocious little brat as well as an arrogant one, and in consequence I was a bit less of a bad SM accident waiting to happen than I might have been. 

I didn't do any flesh hook suspension (still haven't actually), but I was piercing and cutting, suturing and scrotally infusing, long before I was legal to drink in a bar.  It is merely inadvisable, not impossible, for 18 year olds to be playing hardcore.  Some can, and do.  Whether they are doing it to reasonable safety standards may be another question. 

"Gosh, what could possibly go wrong with this branding scene?  I've read three whole books by John Norman."




ModeratorEleven -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 6:35:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SacredDOM

Let the emailing begin...

Only if you like being non-consentually topped by the moderators...

XI




Najakcharmer -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 6:40:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven
Only if you like being non-consentually topped by the moderators...


I wouldn't recommend offering that.  People will probably start getting in line for the privilege.  LOL




MDPA1962 -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 6:46:49 PM)

Oh she didn't take Her profile Down, Just changed it from switch to Domme

as if that Makes any diffrence





feastie -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 7:30:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

It is merely inadvisable, not impossible, for 18 year olds to be playing hardcore.  Some can, and do.  Whether they are doing it to reasonable safety standards may be another question. 


She states she's new on her profile, if I remember correctly.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 7:34:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: feastie

She states she's new on her profile, if I remember correctly.



Well, she says she never realized she was dominant.  So yeah, she's new. 

And feastie, why oh why did you change your avatar?  I don't recognize you anymore!

Yours,


benji




Rumtiger -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 7:44:52 PM)

The scariest thing i've read on this page was that someone was drinking Vanilla Pepsi [sm=tongue.gif]




WyrdRich -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 8:13:34 PM)

      It's not impossible to be a hardcore experienced player at 18.... Just mighty damn unlikely.  Do a search for anything with the parameters set for 18-21 and one in three profiles you read will be some sort of obvious BS and probably offensive or dangerously dumb in some way.

       The ones that scare me (and the one that started me on this thing) are the supposed grown-ups who want to make permanent life-altering changes without any hint they understand the responibilities that come with such things.  People who think their chatroom time actually means something and will translate directly to real time if they can find a sub dumb or desperate enough.

      We went and got my wife's nipples pierced today and just for that minor bit of body modification we did a lot of research, found a qualified professional to do it and I listened to the aftercare and warning signs lecture as closely as she did.  It's going to be a while before I gnaw on her nipples again.

      It's when I see a Domme stating she wants to castrate a male and sterilize a female and is in a hurry to get it done that the red flags start waving.  And all I can really do is start a conversation.




LadyMorgynn -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 8:26:27 PM)

<Spewing Dr. Pepper> 

DAMN that's funny!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

The scariest thing i've read on this page was that someone was drinking Vanilla Pepsi [sm=tongue.gif]




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