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theRose4U -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 10:54:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyMorgynn Here's one I're run across recently. It made me just gape with disbelief! I saved it to her to my Favorites, just in case I think I've been hallucinating that someone actually wrote this: "I need a SLAVE with a home to sell for relocation to NMex. This slave will have no children,live alone,have a pc AND camera, and be between 35 and 50. he will be clean-shaven and look young for his age. I am looking for a sexual domestic servant . no sissies, masochists or pain sluts." Journal entry: "Not interested in becoming friends first either. You don't become friends first with the boss you are going to work under..." She also lives with her father and is unemployed! Un-freakin' believable. Sadest part is that she's probably one of the ones on here whining about a full mailbox every day...some people's kids.[:@]

alex311 -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:13:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BeachMystress quote: ORIGINAL: alex311 If it's any consolation, I think it's a safe bet that most of the 'extreme' scary profiles are fakes. And you're just the fodder those people are looking for; the ones who don't believe it is real till too late. You don't believe people actually DO some of that "extreme shit?" I can put you in contact with a man who had his neck broken in a scene that went a bit wrong. It was a consensual breath play hanging. I wasn't saying there aren't extreme players out there. But I still contend that many of the folks who purport to seek the more extreme stuff (giving or receiving) on this site are curiosity-seekers or wankers seeking to use the responses as input to the wanking process. Not all, but enough that my initial reaction to them is the same as my reaction to the "total no limit slaves" with no experience: "yeah, right."

puzzle -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:16:35 AM)
I try to look at the profiles the same way that I look at the rest of the world. Not everyone is all bad or all good. Different strokes for different folks. Most of the time, anyway. Some things are wrong and are always wrong. But then, that ethic is also different for everyone. puzzle

Najakcharmer -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:17:17 AM)
I R TEH DOMINATE FEMALE. U WILL GET ON UR KNEES RIGHT NOW AND SUBMITE TO ME. EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISSIVE. U MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT SUBMISSION. 2 PROVE U R SEROUS U WILL B COLLARED AND BRANDED IMMEDIATELY. ON THE FORE HEAD. U WILL BE KEPT NEKKID IN BONDAGE 24 HRS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK AND FLOGGED ALL THE TIME. REAL SLAVES CANNOT OWN ANY PROPERTY SO U WILL SIGN ALL UR MONEY AND UR HOUSE OVER 2 ME AS SOON AS W/we MEET. ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

SirKenin -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:20:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer I R TEH DOMINATE FEMALE. U WILL GET ON UR KNEES RIGHT NOW AND SUBMITE TO ME. EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISSIVE. U MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT SUBMISSION. 2 PROVE U R SEROUS U WILL B COLLARED AND BRANDED IMMEDIATELY. ON THE FORE HEAD. U WILL BE KEPT NEKKID IN BONDAGE 24 HRS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK AND FLOGGED ALL THE TIME. REAL SLAVES CANNOT OWN ANY PROPERTY SO U WILL SIGN ALL UR MONEY AND UR HOUSE OVER 2 ME AS SOON AS W/we MEET. ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Friendly piece of advice. Leave the bad impressions to Lrodandmaster.

CERCKL -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:22:33 AM)
quote: I R TEH DOMINATE FEMALE. U WILL GET ON UR KNEES RIGHT NOW AND SUBMITE TO ME. EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISSIVE. U MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT SUBMISSION. 2 PROVE U R SEROUS U WILL B COLLARED AND BRANDED IMMEDIATELY. ON THE FORE HEAD. U WILL BE KEPT NEKKID IN BONDAGE 24 HRS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK AND FLOGGED ALL THE TIME. REAL SLAVES CANNOT OWN ANY PROPERTY SO U WILL SIGN ALL UR MONEY AND UR HOUSE OVER 2 ME AS SOON AS W/we MEET. ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. OK, where do I sign up??? Damn, I wish I had finished My mocha before reading this... C

SacredDOM -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:29:24 AM)
18 y.o. girl with a brand new profile.... Says she will "*fucking find you and fuck you up"* if anyone wastes her time.... LMFAO [Mod Note: Please don't link to other users posts to defame/criticize them]

mistoferin -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:31:22 AM)
lol....oh but please tell me it's not a "submissives" profile

ddesire -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:34:32 AM)
< If someone has to tell you how smart (or great) they are, chances are they are not. I have to agree here...its like those men...not male bashing here..but girls you know the ones..lol....that proclaim to be so wonderful in bed (Vanilla speaking) and ok..not so nilla...../know how to use a flogger <hello..those are my kidneys>....and definitley come up short...<grins.....>... I am quite sure its the same for some females as well... Its the profiles that are so sincere..the pleasant phone conversations after a period of time and then....the real person comes out when its almost time to meet..thank god for RED FLAGS......

WyrdRich -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:41:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer I R TEH DOMINATE FEMALE. U WILL GET ON UR KNEES RIGHT NOW AND SUBMITE TO ME. EVEN IF U R NOT SUBMISSIVE. U MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT SUBMISSION. 2 PROVE U R SEROUS U WILL B COLLARED AND BRANDED IMMEDIATELY. ON THE FORE HEAD. U WILL BE KEPT NEKKID IN BONDAGE 24 HRS A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK AND FLOGGED ALL THE TIME. REAL SLAVES CANNOT OWN ANY PROPERTY SO U WILL SIGN ALL UR MONEY AND UR HOUSE OVER 2 ME AS SOON AS W/we MEET. ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Hehehehe. There are probably guys who would go for this. Clean up the spelling a bit and watch how many replies you get.

CERCKL -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:42:52 AM)
quote: 18 y.o. girl with a brand new profile.... Says she will "*fucking find you and fuck you up"* if anyone wastes her time.... LMFAO Gangbang email time...damn, that's funny. I can barely remember eighteen... C [Mod Note: link removed]

SirKenin -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:43:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin lol....oh but please tell me it's not a "submissives" profile It is a supposed Dominant. Yeah right. Mental case is more like it.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:52:03 AM)
{rofl} Stop, my sides are hurting. I read her 'profile' she is a baby, not to mention she has a LOT to learn. I am all in for emailing her nonstopped and showing her how REAL lifestylers behave and how we handle thoes who haven't a clue and need a lesson in manners. Question though, how will she 'find' us to 'fuck us up'?? Let me know when we are starting the 'gangbang email' I am ALL in. :o) WyrdRich, I have been known to copy people's profiles and puncuate it and the like and sent it to them with a short note saying "this may help."I cannot handle the missuse of punucation or no puncuation as well as ALL CAPS.

WyrdRich -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:52:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SacredDOM 18 y.o. girl with a brand new profile.... Says she will "*fucking find you and fuck you up"* if anyone wastes her time.... LMFAO Sometimes you just know the scene won't be over until you call somebody who owns a backhoe. [Mod Note: link removed]

CERCKL -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 11:58:51 AM)
quote: missuse of punucation or no puncuation Luckily you don't correct their spelling too...<mischievious grin> C

CERCKL -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 12:00:50 PM)
quote: Sometimes you just know the scene won't be over until you call somebody who owns a backhoe. I prefer just dumping them in the with the pigs...all traces gone except a few small pieces of femur... C

SirKenin -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 12:02:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ddesire < If someone has to tell you how smart (or great) they are, chances are they are not. I have to agree here...its like those men...not male bashing here..but girls you know the ones..lol....that proclaim to be so wonderful in bed (Vanilla speaking) and ok..not so nilla...../know how to use a flogger <hello..those are my kidneys>....and definitley come up short...<grins.....>... I am quite sure its the same for some females as well... Its the profiles that are so sincere..the pleasant phone conversations after a period of time and then....the real person comes out when its almost time to meet..thank god for RED FLAGS...... Hehehe. I am going to seemingly go against My own sig here just for a second. Just for a laugh. I AM great in bed and at cunnilingus. I know it and I brag about it (probably pretty much as a joke, and only to My friends, but what the hell). My wife knows it and truth be told that is all that really matters. And if you do not believe Me, well, I could hardly care. haha. [;)] So, some people can actually be telling the truth, but chances are they probably are not. Same goes with the smarts. I have smarts. True, I do not always use them, but I have them. I just do not go running around telling people how superior I am because I have an MA in being conceited. The best I have seen on here was the one lady that proclaimed to have all these degrees in English, yet could not exude those onto the screen. The other good one is someone on here that professes to have an MA and I think a BA, but very few people can stand them. Quite humorous if you ask Me. [:D] Anybody can say anything, but the proof is in the pudding. If everybody hates you, chances are you are not coming across as sounding very bright. You can put up a front, but maintaining the front requires energy. Nobody, without exceptions, can maintain a front forever because of this. Then you see those "red flags" you were talking about start to creep up, where the talk does not match the walk.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 12:03:24 PM)
Cerckl: :-P :-P :-P :-P {runs off giggling}

CERCKL -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 12:09:09 PM)
quote: :-P :-P :-P :-P {runs off giggling} Damn smart ass subs...muttering as I reach for my mocha...btw that's "automaton" not "automiton" and I won't mention "humuliate"...<remaining mischievious grin> C

MasterRenegade77 -> RE: Scary Profiles (4/29/2006 12:36:12 PM)
LMFKAO yeah sacred I just read that a few minutes ago I thought to Myself what a dipshit as I Blocked & Hid her profile!!! I had the urge to write her just to screw w/her but I held Myself in Check!!!

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