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I thought the pubic hair thread was hilarious.

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ORIGINAL: poise

In your honor RS, from this day forward, I solemnly swear to no longer block and delete
any poster who sacrifices his integrity…his very moral fiber, by offering me a glaring view
of his most prized possession. I will accept such an offering as though it were a gift from the
gods. I will go out of my way to make conversation with it, to make it feel welcomed and safe
from all the prudish cock haters that have dampened his spirit. I will take pride in knowing that
by my gracious acceptance, he will again stand tall and prominent, beaming with the pride he
once knew oh so very long ago. I will show it a love that it only dreamt of, and I will cherish
the day he appeared so meekly in my mailbox. Viva La Cock Pics!!

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

You don’t like getting cock shots in mail? Who cares?
You don’t like oral, anal or other sex? Who cares?
You don’t like emails demanding you submit? Who cares?
You put naked pics up and hate mail asking for sex . . . asshole! Who cares?
You don’t have anything to contribute to the OP . . . then shut up.

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ORIGINAL: Hotch



Does this mean I can remove the smiley face?

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I am DONG, here me roar.

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I thought the pubic hair thread was hilarious. . . . I seriously live in pube free world and never imagined that my fellow forum members had hair? I don’t see hair at BDSM events or parties, who would have dreamed our BDSM forums were overgrown with it?

Nor did I foresee that the hairy ones would get insulted, defensive or competitive about their fashionable pussy coifs, landing strips and other variations of Hitler’s mustache because my story was about a hairy monkey pussy, not Hitler’s mustache. By the time the thread got rolling, it was a comedy. Excuses like hairless pussy being akin to child molestation. Fucking prudes with excuses not to shave, that’s all that is.

I truly wish just one person would have explained their preference for a hairy pussy with heart and passion so I could see it through their eyes . . . not moral excuses. Prudes don’t understand you can’t sell a hairy pussy as being morally correct even if they pull of other moralistic fashion influences . . . like clothing in public. Or, not so long ago, “cover your shame with ankle length dresses?” So what is this modern forum saying? “Cover your shameful pussy with hair so you aren’t a child molester?” Fucking prudes.

I can see it now, “buy Prada, it’s the morally correct thing to do ya’ fucking prude.”

So there is an excellent example of prudes in action. Thanks for reminding me of it.

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Hey there, Monsieur Kalon... Running amok in the fora, are you?
If I could for you in person, Mr. Sexy RS... I would. It may look a little like
this though -----> because I roll like that sometimes, LOL. Not that you're interested in that sort of thing. I know that you truly admire me for my brains and correct usage of adverbs and such.

I read your reply to that other thread and I wanted to jump on my desk and give you a "woot-woot" earlier, but alas, my co-workers frown on that sort of thing. (It wouldn't surprise me if they also don't like sex, dirty pictures, or heavy breathing.)

I completely agree with you re: bitching about crap that one receives on the flip side is a waste of time because the offenders aren't the sort of people who venture to click the "Message Boards" button on the top left. We may not like getting unsolicited crotch/ass shots from persons unknown to us, but spewing about it ad infinitum on the boards seems like a rant from the reader's perspective, as if someone needs an emotional enema or perhaps a really good lay. (As for me, I'll take the lay.) I know, huge shock.

Signed,
RedWhoBaresHerAssAndHerHeart

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

So what is the big difference between getting a random cock shot and hanging out at a party with gentiles flying everywhere?

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ORIGINAL: Hotch

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ORIGINAL: poise

In your honor RS, from this day forward, I solemnly swear to no longer block and delete
any poster who sacrifices his integrity…his very moral fiber, by offering me a glaring view
of his most prized possession. I will accept such an offering as though it were a gift from the
gods. I will go out of my way to make conversation with it, to make it feel welcomed and safe
from all the prudish cock haters that have dampened his spirit. I will take pride in knowing that
by my gracious acceptance, he will again stand tall and prominent, beaming with the pride he
once knew oh so very long ago. I will show it a love that it only dreamt of, and I will cherish
the day he appeared so meekly in my mailbox. Viva La Cock Pics!!

Does this mean I can remove the smiley face?

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ORIGINAL: Hotch

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ORIGINAL: poise

Viva La Cock Pics!!

Does this mean I can remove the smiley face?

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I have to say that I love the way certain slogans are phrased. The term "sex positive" is showing up more and more. Great coining of a term. Very much like "pro life". Of course, the reverse in which automatically makes the other side viewed in a negative light. The opposition must be either anti life or pro death. What's the reverse of the coin here? Sex negative?

No room for latitude in-between, eh? Why not throw out the idea that some people are only interested in their own partners? I don't see this as any different (casual sex) than those who only engage in S/m or D/s with their significant other. Some people have been into this for just as long and prefer things that way. It's like people who are poly rallying against people who are monogamous because there are different viewpoints.

If the fact that I'm not interested in fucking everyone who happens to be involved in BDSM makes Me a prude, so be it. I'll be the same cat loving, leather wearing, cock shot reporting, objection raising, poly fidelity believing, and all of the rest of the things of a person that I am.

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Im fed up of rants, but im not ranting about it...yet
altho the cock shots are meh, the taint, sac and puckershots get my gorge rising.
My problem, I shouldnt eat and go to the other side.
RS rant away :) Im just funnin

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Hmm...I post here, even though I'm not fucking, sucking, being beat or beating anyone, and haven't in quite a while - umm, does that make a prude?

I have seen a LOT of pictures in several profiles that totally squick me. Oh shit, I think I might be a prude.

I don't care to get cock pics. Mostly because I tend to think men who think their cock is the most attractive thing about them are probably not going to turn me on. (cries) no no no, I don't WANT to be a prude. HELP!

And finally, I'm a reclusive shut-in and I'm STILL not a SOMEBODY....


I guess I'm going to have to go get busy doing something kinky to earn my posting paddles.

WinD

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

The reality, RS, is that when people don't see things your way, don't live the way you think people should, you get all kinkier-than thou.

Don't you have another trick? It does get dull.

best,
sunshine