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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Revenge is a dish best served cold. I KNEW it! I knew you were a Klingon! Now, THEM is some Doms. Yep yep yep! *thinks about Klingon sex and.. um wait, what was the question again?* Yeah, those Klingons... you practically have to knock the women cold, tie them up and hold a knife to their throat with the intent to use it if they get out of hand -- all to get them happy and purring. I dated a girl like that; plenty of athletic wrestling, name calling, biting, howling, scratching, etc. and I had to pretty much wear her out and sometimes incapacitate her before taking my prize. Seriously, this was the kind of girl that would knee me in the balls just to see me get really mean. No knives unless you count her damned fingernails. But when she started criticizing my driving and map-reading skills, well, she had to go. I don't put up with that kind of shit.
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bloody hell, get me some aspirin and a whiskey straight "The role of gender in society is the most complicated thing I’ve ever spent a lot of time learning about, and I’ve spent a lot of time learning about quantum mechanics." - Randall Munroe
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