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Chaingang -> A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:09:50 PM)
Quit your fucking bitching already!!! A profile full of whining and then ten pages of journal writing that could more properly called "shrieking" is simply not attractive. [img]http://www.leoyan.com/global-language.com/triggs/Munch.Scream.jpg[/img] Also, be available for something. Writing a profile about all of the things you won't do isn't really grabbing anyone's attention. I mean, maybe no one really cares what you won't do - maybe you will do it and smile anyway just because it was commanded of you. And BTW, it really isn't "all about you." Most experienced and available Doms want to know what's on offer for them and are not particularly interested in all of your bullshit demands. 'Kay, Princess? Yeah, it had to be said. Maybe I've said it before, I can't recall right now. Deal.

Reasonable -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:16:31 PM)
Contradictions can be very amusing. Anyone care to name a few of the more annoying ones subs do to us? (Edited to say I agree with the op as well-can it princess-you aren't that special[;)])

MrDiscipline44 -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:17:28 PM)
I concur. Very well said.

MHOO314 -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:20:17 PM)
Chaingang, please learn to speak Your mind. Priceless. and can I add something? *You're DAMN right I want to be the center of your focus, if Im not why the hell do I want you?* I feel better now.

DoNotDisobey -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:20:32 PM)
Oh, my all-time favourite is the "I'm not interested in you as a Dom but please be my friend so I can spend hours pouring out my schoolgirl angst about the trivia of my life to you (including how bad/useless my boyfriend and/or Dom is, but you still don't interest me in that way) on MSN" subs. Hell, it's supposed to be Me torturing you, not the other way round! [8D]

losttreasure -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:25:53 PM)
Though I don't think Doms do the "bitching" thing quite as well, I'm enjoying it nonetheless. ;) runs off to check if her profile falls into the whining and shrieking category

Reasonable -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 8:28:31 PM)
I think the ones who get to me the most are the "helpless kitten slaves". These sorts tend to wander from master to master-they want to be live-ins of course. They mime kajira very well-until shortly after they arrive(If the master is foolish enough to be taken in) After which they want to be all play,no work. They want to talk a great deal about thier horrible,abusive past masters.......but you will be a nice,proper and honorable one,won't you? Frustrating beyond all reason in reactance,they are finally tossed out-but they have been busy on the computer,lining up the next mark. And cinderella arrives at her next destination-and guess who got added to her gripe list? I can't even recall how many times in the last ten years I have seen guys taken in by this-don't be too desperate for that "24/7" you want people-take your time.

Zensee -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:17:20 PM)
DON’T-me subs (do-me subs with bad marketing skills). Their profile starts with a submissive come on then launches into accusatory mode and a litany of things they don’t do or like. They sound akin to a school marm lecturing naughty children: Don’t message me unless… Don’t message me if… I don’t do cyber / poly / bondage / windows… I don’t like pain / spanking / bossy Doms / wussy Doms… I hope you brought enough of that to share with the WHOLE thread… Do they imagine the Dominants are obediently going down their checklists? “Yes, no, no, yes, no, …” There is only one item on my checklist when I read one of these. “Nope!” A little positive thinking please. How about telling us what you like or what you offer? Presuming the reader is a wanking, predatory looser may be statistically accurate but this “you are the enemy” attitude is going to turn off the promising ones too. Z.

BitaTruble -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:30:18 PM)
You guys pretty much suck at this. [sm=sleepy.gif] I guess we've just had more practice, huh? I'll help. ~~~~~~~~~ Bad slaves/submissives - don't write me if: you want me to get rid of your husband you need me to help you lose weight or quit smoking you need someone to support your lazy ass you want to watch soaps all day while I'm at work you think you're going to get to eat out every night you think I'm a human flogging machine you want a maid to help with your chores you are incapable of tying your own shoes you think it's peachy keen to be a slave you look hot in leather but don't want to mess up your nails scrubbing toilets you think you can 'safeword' out of doing laundry you are irresponsible you need therapy you like topping from the bottom you're bisexual but won't do poly - what the hell is the good of bisexual monogamy? you hate sex you live for sex you don't know what sex is you don't think I can tame you you act like you're six you are six you are 60 but say your six you love pain but don't want to be hurt you need new shoes every other week and think I'll be your sugar daddy you want cyber spankings you can't write a coherent sentence you refuse to let go of past baggage you take 4 hours to get ready for a 20 min trip to 7-11 you have creditors trying to hunt you down you've never held a job longer than 6 months you're pregnant and don't know who the father is you're pregnant and don't know who the mother is you think cages are 'kewl' you think the world revolves around you you want things done exactly according to your specifications failing to realize things will be done according to MY specifications you have no idea what the word 'obey' means Ok, guys. That should get you started. Try a little harder next time, will ya? [:D] Celeste

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:32:55 PM)
I agree. I hate negativity in dom/mes, subs, slaves, switches...errr, people. I promise not to be Cinderella if you 'Princes' promise not to show up one day in your frog gear revealing you actually already have a wife/girlfriend, who you can't leave because of the kids. ::mumble grumble, looks for pruning shears:: Deal? Cin

Zensee -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:37:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble You guys pretty much suck at this. [sm=sleepy.gif] Hey. No fair, celeste! You guys are cheating on your thread with those one-liners and off topic posts and shameless flirting. It's more like an IRC group grope than a thread. We are just getting started here (grumble grumble)...

losttreasure -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:38:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble You guys pretty much suck at this. [sm=sleepy.gif] I guess we've just had more practice, huh? I'll help. Celeste... you are good. ;)

juliaoceania -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:41:07 PM)
bita...you are better at biotching about us then they are... all of it true...smiles...Ha Ha

BitaTruble -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:41:31 PM)
Hey now, Zen.. Reasonable made a reasonable request and I simply honored it. quote: Anyone care to name a few of the more annoying ones subs do to us? Second post in and he was already asking for help. If ya'll didn't want help, don't ask or at least blame the right person instead of the poor little slave girl who was merely doing as requested! [sm=boxer.gif]

Reasonable -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:45:07 PM)
Good slave,we do suck at this. Carry on......[;)]

Zensee -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:51:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Hey now, Zen.. Reasonable made a reasonable request and I simply honored it. "Anyone care to name a few of the more annoying ones subs do to us?" Damned sloppy wording, Reasonable! While I'm here I would like to add lawyer-subs to the shit list.

NeedToUseYou -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:52:23 PM)
I guess we aren't very good at complaining. Worse things could occur.

Reasonable -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:53:30 PM)
Oh well,what can I say? I never play by class-competence rules all.[;)]

masterdeltafire -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 9:58:19 PM)
Spits coffee all over laughing. Thanks I needed a good chuckle. But not all of us think with the head below the waist. But gotta love the men bashing. quote:* ORIGINAL: BitaTruble You guys pretty much suck at this. [sm=sleepy.gif] I guess we've just had more practice, huh? I'll help. ~~~~~~~~~ Bad slaves/submissives - don't write me if: you want me to get rid of your husband you need me to help you lose weight or quit smoking you need someone to support your lazy ass you want to watch soaps all day while I'm at work you think you're going to get to eat out every night you think I'm a human flogging machine you want a maid to help with your chores you are incapable of tying your own shoes you think it's peachy keen to be a slave you look hot in leather but don't want to mess up your nails scrubbing toilets you think you can 'safeword' out of doing laundry you are irresponsible you need therapy you like topping from the bottom you're bisexual but won't do poly - what the hell is the good of bisexual monogamy? you hate sex you live for sex you don't know what sex is you don't think I can tame you you act like you're six you are six you are 60 but say your six you love pain but don't want to be hurt you need new shoes every other week and think I'll be your sugar daddy you want cyber spankings you can't write a coherent sentence you refuse to let go of past baggage you take 4 hours to get ready for a 20 min trip to 7-11 you have creditors trying to hunt you down you've never held a job longer than 6 months you're pregnant and don't know who the father is you're pregnant and don't know who the mother is you think cages are 'kewl' you think the world revolves around you you want things done exactly according to your specifications failing to realize things will be done according to MY specifications you have no idea what the word 'obey' means Ok, guys. That should get you started. Try a little harder next time, will ya? [:D] Celeste

Chaingang -> RE: A "hint" for "subs" looking for Doms... (4/27/2006 10:00:14 PM)
Vancouver_cinful: O ye of little faith... [img]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/tbbt/Poster_16912.jpg[/img]

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