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Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/8/2006 11:22:41 PM)
The bad news is that you seem to be allergic to poultry The good news is that at least someone is trying to tickle your fancy

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/9/2006 9:25:00 AM)
quote: The good news is that at least someone is trying to tickle your fancy The bad news is that they want to do it with a baseball bat. The good news is that the feathers have stopped appearing in your bed.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 12:50:12 AM)
The bad news is that the feathers are now everywhere but in your bed. The good news is that you have a new super-duper vacuum cleaner to clean up the feathers. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that the feathers have stopped appearing in your bed.

LaMalinche -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 3:31:00 AM)
The bad news is that you are out of vaccum cleaner bags. The good news is that you can afford a cleaning service.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 4:18:22 AM)
The bad news is that it seems to be composed of the alternates for the East German women's wrestling team. The good news is they can easily clean under any heavy object that might have dirt under it

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 8:18:11 AM)
quote: The good news is they can easily clean under any heavy object that might have dirt under it The bad news is that while dusting, they shake up the champagne chilling in your fridge. The good news is that it wasn't real Champagne, only California sparkling wine.

Evanesce -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 8:44:12 AM)
The bad news is... it's California sparkling wine. The good news is, you've got a bottle of Tanqueray in the cupboard, instead.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 11:08:18 AM)
quote: The good news is, you've got a bottle of Tanqueray in the cupboard, instead. The bad news is that the cleaning ladies drank it and got soused and are now singing German folk songs while waving feather dusters. The good news is that you find them a great bunch to party with so you get loaded with them.

submissvelilbrat -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 12:54:53 PM)
The bad news is you end up in bed with three of the east german women. The good news is you are able to chew your arm off in the morning before they wake up and start with you again.

Evanesce -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 2:41:09 PM)
The bad news is, you only had one arm to start with. The good news is they've perfected bionics, so you get a new arm - and they throw in the second one for free!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/10/2006 5:20:28 PM)
quote: The good news is they've perfected bionics, so you get a new arm - and they throw in the second one for free! The bad news is that they forgot to tell you that you had bionic arms and you went to swat a fly that landed on your head and you fractured your skull. The good news is that they can fix that too.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/12/2006 9:21:15 PM)
quote: The good news is that they can fix that too. The bad news is that this thread is going away. [&o] The good news is that I have breathed new life into it and it will live on forever in cyberspace!!!!!

mnottertail -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/12/2006 9:25:55 PM)
the bad news it that it will consume all the available air, leaving you breathless. The good news is that we have all made it another year or more thru life.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/12/2006 10:19:11 PM)
quote: The good news is that we have all made it another year or more thru life. The bad news is it is only one step more toward getting saggy and having bladder issues. The good news is that you are only as old as you think you are.

CERCKL -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/12/2006 11:19:09 PM)
The bad news is that you are in a coma and not really thinking. The good news is that it doesn't really seem to matter. C

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/13/2006 1:44:56 PM)
quote: The good news is that it doesn't really seem to matter. The bad news is that at night, whilst you lay in bed helpless... an orderly who is well endowed has his way with your body. The good news is that you have no idea, but you keep having dreams of taking one of the largest shits in your life.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/13/2006 2:24:05 PM)
The bad news is that you wake up in a bed full of poo. The good news is that you are now awake and the doctor has offered to throw in a face and body lift.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/13/2006 3:41:50 PM)
quote: The good news is that you are now awake and the doctor has offered to throw in a face and body lift. The bad news is that he gives you the face of Rush Limbaugh and the body of Pee Wee Herman. The good news is that at least you don't talk like Pee Wee.

akisha -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/13/2006 4:59:11 PM)
The bad news is you talk like Donald Duck instead. The good news is you now have a new career with Disney

crouchingtigress -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/13/2006 5:08:23 PM)
The bad news is jimminy cricket is stalking you the good news is at least he is wearing trousers.

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