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Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/5/2006 12:31:58 PM)
quote: The bad news is some guests are kosher vegans while others are virgin nuns. The good news is they all get drunk and have a party The bad news is the wrath of god is upon you for supply the mixed drinks

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/5/2006 12:50:05 PM)
quote: The bad news is the wrath of god is upon you for supply the mixed drinks The good news is that you don't believe in God. The good news is that I have, once again, turned this thread back to the way it should be.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/5/2006 3:27:20 PM)
quote: The good news is that I have, once again, turned this thread back to the way it should be. The bad news is that it's now in the hands of a hijacker. The good news is that Gauge is still on the job!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/5/2006 4:22:30 PM)
quote: The good news is that Gauge is still on the job! The bad news is that I will only be here for a limited time so order now! The good news is that you have been offered your dream job.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/6/2006 11:16:10 AM)
The bad news is that you are locked into a 5 year contract with your current employer and the anticipated lawyer and court fees to break the contract would bankrupt you. The good news is that your new boss is friendly, positive, organized and reliable. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you have been offered your dream job.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/6/2006 11:42:33 AM)
quote: The good news is that your new boss is friendly, positive, organized and reliable. The bad news is that he's in prison. The good news is that you're allowed conjugal visits.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/6/2006 7:04:38 PM)
quote: The good news is that you're allowed conjugal visits. The bad news is he wants "Jethro" the 6' 10" 350 pound hillbilly with the 17" cock to join you both. The good news is that your car got stolen and you can't make it to the prison.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/6/2006 10:14:16 PM)
The bad news is that his new homies in the house are aware of the situation and sending over a driver in an a hot car to pick you up. The good news is that there is also a bodyguard inside the car. Hey, they do supply personalized services. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that your car got stolen and you can't make it to the prison.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 9:53:20 AM)
quote: The good news is that there is also a bodyguard inside the car. Hey, they do supply personalized services. The bad news is that their bodyguard is Jethro. The good news is that Jethro just took an HIV test.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 10:52:02 AM)
quote: The good news is that Jethro just took an HIV test. The bad news is he didn't study for it. The good news is Jethro can spell HIV.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 2:00:52 PM)
the bad news is after a few hours in the backseat of his Yugo, you get to study up for the test now. the good news is the nurse gave you Cliff Notes.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 2:30:04 PM)
quote: the good news is the nurse gave you Cliff Notes. The bad news is that Cliff Notes is bigger than Jethro and they make you into a love sandwich. The good news is that your naughty bits are numb and you can't feel a thing as his monster cock is unleashed on your ass.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 3:12:20 PM)
The bad thing is there is STILL a monster cock in your ass... The good thing is your employer has great medical coverage

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 4:06:22 PM)
quote: The good thing is your employer has great medical coverage The bad news is that you only work part time and don't have medical coverage. The good news is that the hospital is required to treat you.

akisha -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 7:33:03 PM)
Bad news is that the Doctors and nurses are laffing so hard they can't help you and keep brining over more personnel to show them your ass. Good news is you can now sue for emotional distress.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 7:40:02 PM)
Bad news is that the story made the local media and the judge has agreed to allow cameras inside the courtroom. The good news is that Star magazine has offered you a substantial amount of money for exclusive rights to your story. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: akisha Good news is you can now sue for emotional distress.

MistressOfGa -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/7/2006 7:47:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelGA2 Bad News: You have to provide the Plasma Good News: You'll never have to worry about losing weight or growing older. Bad News: Michael, this is some funny shit here! Love the Matel answer too. Laughed out loud on it. Bravo! Yes, I am a little late on this thread <g>

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/8/2006 6:20:26 PM)
The bad news is that they are offering it in Lira. The good news is you start aquiring a fan base, thanks to the Star.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/8/2006 9:30:20 PM)
quote: The good news is you start aquiring a fan base, thanks to the Star. The bad news is that you have aquired a stalker fan as well. His name is Edmund and he is from Iowa. He has a ranch there and a few chickens. You keep finding feathers in your bed signed from Edmund. The good news is that Edmund is kind of cute.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/8/2006 11:20:13 PM)
The bad news is that he is as dumb as a fence post. The good news is that stocks in chicken feathers are rising. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that Edmund is kind of cute.

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