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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/2/2006 9:06:27 PM)
quote: the good news is, at least you'll get a tan when the world blows up! The bad news is that Bruce Willis has saved the world and you are left with those little, gnawing bacteria. The good news is that Bruce Willis is actually made from cardboard.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/3/2006 4:33:34 PM)
quote: The good news is that Bruce Willis is actually made from cardboard. The bad news is the cardboard Bruce Willis is going to be the only person you can find that will talk to you, with your flesh eating bacteria problem. The good news is you can use it to start a fire with, while your all alone in the woods.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/3/2006 7:42:27 PM)
quote: The good news is you can use it to start a fire with, while your all alone in the woods. The bad news is that being alone in the woods with a cardboard Bruce is enough to drive you to the very brink of insanity. The good news is so is watching too much Jerry Springer... and you don't get TV in the woods.

ravn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/3/2006 7:53:15 PM)
The bad news is that the bacteria gnaw faster without their daily input of Springer. The good news is they do happen to like cardboard and fire

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/3/2006 11:26:20 PM)
The bad news is that your fire making skills are non-existent. The good news is that you found a an old Zippo lighter while rummaging through the rubbish heap of the city. quote: ORIGINAL: ravn The good news is they do happen to like cardboard and fire

Evanesce -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/4/2006 6:11:29 AM)
The bad news is the lighter has no flint. The good news is you found a magnifying glass.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (8/4/2006 8:20:15 AM)
quote: The good news is you found a magnifying glass. The bad news is it just started to rain and everything you need for the fire is wet. The good new is you don't have to walk to the stream to get your drinking water.

rivenmoon -> RE: Good News/Bad News (10/21/2008 5:54:16 PM)
The bad news is.... Along with the of sound falling rain, you can hear the sound of a rushing roar....flash flood! the stream is coming to you!!!! Good news is... That cardboard cut-out of Bruce Willis is still perfectly stiff (and lifeless) - so you catch the wave and surf to the nearest anthill....

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (10/21/2008 5:56:21 PM)
Bad new is you're allergic to ant bites Good news is you'll swell up and can float to a tiki bar.

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