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Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/28/2006 7:59:09 PM)
The bad news is that he snores like a freight train all night. The good news is that being the perfect slaveboy he sleeps chained to the foot of your bed. quote: ORIGINAL: SpinnerofTales The good news is, having been married to Tammy Fay for a few years, the poor guy is so whipped he makes the perfect slaveboy

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/29/2006 11:00:45 AM)
quote: The good news is that being the perfect slaveboy he sleeps chained to the foot of your bed. The bad news is that he wakes up every hour, on the hour and screams 'PRAISE JESUS' at the top of his lungs and then goes back to sleep. The good news is that you know, with training, you can make him stop that.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/29/2006 5:24:07 PM)
The bad news is that the ball gags used to stop his screaming make him drool. The good news is that he has his own towel and has to do the laundry anyways. quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you know, with training, you can make him stop that.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/29/2006 10:33:44 PM)
quote: The good news is that he has his own towel and has to do the laundry anyways. The bad news is that he has ruined two digital video cameras already from taping hours and hours of the spin cycle. The good news is that you have actually found a market for those videos.

wandersalone -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/30/2006 5:25:59 AM)
the bad news is that you have to sell yourself with the videos the good news is that the person wanting to buy you and the tapes is gorgeous

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/30/2006 10:10:47 AM)
The bad news is that he is dead broke. The good news is that he knows how to private financing. quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone the good news is that the person wanting to buy you and the tapes is gorgeous

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/30/2006 4:26:03 PM)
quote: The good news is that he knows how to private financing. The bad news is that it is from Vinnie "Kneecaps" Alonzo. The good news is that you already know Vinnie.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/30/2006 4:59:52 PM)
The bad news is that Vinnie wants you to feel like family. The good news is that you are, in fact, second cousins. quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you already know Vinnie.

mnottertail -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/30/2006 5:03:57 PM)
The bad news is that you are actually living the movie, The Pope of Greenwich Village and your name is Eric Roberts, and he is still your cousin Vinnie. The good news, is it was only a finger.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/1/2006 11:52:55 PM)
The bad news is that even a finger has numerous nerve endings. The good news is that you have made good your escape. quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail The good news, is it was only a finger.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/3/2006 10:20:59 PM)
quote: The good news is that you have made good your escape. The bad news is that you are getting audited by the IRS. The good news is that you haven't cheated on your taxes.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/4/2006 12:23:31 AM)
The bad news is that nobody believes you. The good news is that you can move all of your funds into off-shore bank accounts. quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The bad news is that you are getting audited by the IRS. The good news is that you haven't cheated on your taxes.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/4/2006 1:49:29 PM)
quote: The good news is that you can move all of your funds into off-shore bank accounts. The bad news is that the bank accounts are really off shore and your money ends up in the ocean. The good news is that it will wash up on shore eventually.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 7:37:01 AM)
The bad news is that the chests were leaking. The good news is that gold coins don't rust. quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that it will wash up on shore eventually.

SohCahToa -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 1:19:47 PM)
The bad news is chocolate money doesn’t rust either. The good news is the chocolate isn’t diet chocolate so won’t taste like shit.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 5:15:22 PM)
The bad news is that the nasty little kid next door opened and licked them all before putting them back. The good news is that you're allergic to chocolate and didn't want them anyway.

MistyMenthal -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 6:54:36 PM)
quote: The good news is that you're allergic to chocolate and didn't want them anyway. The bad news is Your Cholestorol is 400. Good news I just found a bag of filled with money. BLOW ME Misty

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 7:33:50 PM)
the Bad news is it fell out of someones monopoly game Good news is Bob Barker says benjiii doesn't need to be neutered

MistyMenthal -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 10:40:05 PM)
quote: Good news is Bob Barker says benjiii doesn't need to be neutered Bad news, Benji has no sex life. Good news Caffine in high doses is Great for Your Labedo. BLOWING A KISS Misty

Sasy -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/5/2006 11:55:06 PM)
Gawds I hate when my forums screw up and shows the last and it isnt the last

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