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Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/17/2006 5:25:49 PM)
The bad news is that the runt is sterile. The good news is that you have a friendly neighborhood scientist who engages in cloning research. quote: ORIGINAL: chantrea The bad news is the lawyer takes all your money in court costs and attorney's fees The good news is that you find a runt cross parrot/poodle under the front porch

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/17/2006 5:51:10 PM)
quote: The good news is that you have a friendly neighborhood scientist who engages in cloning research. The bad news is the lawer took all your money so you can't afford to have any clones made. The good new is someone heard about your new exotic crossbreed runt you have and wants to buy it. So you can now afford to replace everything that you didn't want to go to the dump.

LaMalinche -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/17/2006 6:02:20 PM)
The bad news is that they are from Ghana, and first need you to send them money so that they can come over here. The good news is that they swear that they will make a perfect slave for you and are a fashion model who's photographer boyfriend left them there. The bastard.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/17/2006 7:56:17 PM)
the truth is that they are actually a fashion model for a cut rate denture company the good news is that she offers you a good deal on a full set of teeth

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/21/2006 12:09:25 PM)
quote: the good news is that she offers you a good deal on a full set of teeth The bad news is there still in the alligators mouth and you have to catch it to get them. The good news is you'll be able to make a new pair of shoes and a belt when you catch it.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/21/2006 8:28:18 PM)
The bad news is that you don't know how to catch the gator. The good news is that you know some folks who work for The Animal Planet who can find you a Florida hunter crazy enough to catch the the critter.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/22/2006 9:35:40 AM)
quote: The good news is that you know some folks who work for The Animal Planet who can find you a Florida hunter crazy enough to catch the the critter. The bad news is that you are to be used as bait. The good news is this feeds into your kink about being consumed by an animal.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/22/2006 11:14:51 AM)
quote: The good news is this feeds into your kink about being consumed by an animal. The bad news is you wont have any more kinks to be fulfilled after you fulfill this kink. The good new is you will fulfill someone elses kink of watching someone comsuand by an animal or reptile in this case.

VandalHeart -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/22/2006 8:26:34 PM)
the bad news is...well...you're dead the good news is, in that moment of cynicism you had when you were in middle school, you were correct in your assumption that the mormons were right, and they are the actual ones who go to heaven

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/22/2006 9:56:44 PM)
quote: the good news is, in that moment of cynicism you had when you were in middle school, you were correct in your assumption that the mormons were right, and they are the actual ones who go to heaven The bad news is that you are a Jehova's Witness. The good news is that you have a few seconds before said reptile gnaws you into little crunchy bits.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/22/2006 10:22:21 PM)
quote: The good news is that you have a few seconds before said reptile gnaws you into little crunchy bits. The bad news is the alligator started eating you from your head, so your time ran out before you could convert. The good news is you get to be reincarnated as fertilizer when you make it out the other end of the gator.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/23/2006 9:05:16 AM)
quote: The good news is you get to be reincarnated as fertilizer when you make it out the other end of the gator. The bad news is that you already thought your life was shitty enough. The good news is that you become part of a lovely flowering tree.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/25/2006 1:10:11 AM)
The bad news is that the tree is a species that caused you allergies before you became fertilizer. The good news is that it really is lovely to look at, even though poisonous. quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you become part of a lovely flowering tree.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/25/2006 4:30:08 AM)
quote: The good news is that it really is lovely to look at, even though poisonous. The bad news is Joe Blow Lumberjack is chopping you down. The good news is your long unfulfilled kink of objectification is now going to be fulfilled as a coffee table in Vendaval's livingroom.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/25/2006 10:18:02 AM)
quote: The good news is your long unfulfilled kink of objectification is now going to be fulfilled as a coffee table in Vendaval's livingroom. The bad news is that you (now being wood) can feel nothing of the delights that would otherwise send you into subspace. The good news is that Pinocchio was once made of wood too.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/26/2006 4:23:07 AM)
quote: The good news is that Pinocchio was once made of wood too. The bad news is Pinocchio was able to turn into flesh and bones in his story and you will always just be wood. The good news is the objectification of you will go on forever.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/26/2006 7:51:42 AM)
quote: The good news is the objectification of you will go on forever. The bad news is that you are severely damaged in a tragic punch bowl accident and are put out for garbage. The good news is that you are getting some fresh air whilst you are sitting on the curb waiting for the garbage men.

WayWardSoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/26/2006 12:46:18 PM)
quote: The good news is that you are getting some fresh air whilst you are sitting on the curb waiting for the garbage men. The bad news is benji just learned a new way to hike is leg and is testing it on you. The good news is... well there just isn't any good news after benji hikes his leg on you.

VandalHeart -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/27/2006 1:11:39 AM)
Unless of course... the good news is you realize you have a pee fetish The bad news is, it's still benji's pee

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (7/27/2006 12:14:17 PM)
quote: The bad news is, it's still benji's pee The good news, Benji has been on a bigtime fruit juice kick so his pee isn't so bad. The bad news is that Benji has the runs from all of the fruit juice.

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