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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 2:17:20 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is he ran off with your long lost twin.

The good news is you're not pregnant!

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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 3:23:07 PM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that you still have morning sicknes and
set up your pregnancy leave with the Human Resources Dept
of your company.
 
 
 
You broke your last pair of sunglass when you leaned over to
tie your shoes, sunglasses fell to the ground, you kicked them,
moved forward, and then stepped on them.  (crunch!)
super-glue couldn't put all the pieces back together again.

So the good news is that you just bought a brand new pair
of designer sunglasses to replace the ones that you broke.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind
The good news is you're not pregnant!


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 3:30:29 PM   
OhBeMyMind


Posts: 845
Joined: 11/19/2004
From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is although you paid a small fortune for the sunglasses, it turns out that they are designer imposters....yep they are fake...and while at the beach the chemical used in the tint gave off nasty vapors and caused you to go blind.

The good news is you met a great lawyer on the beach.

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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 5:04:46 PM   
MasterRobsalayna


Posts: 212
Joined: 4/20/2006
Status: offline 		Bad news is he is a partner in the law firm suing you for all you are worth.

Good news!  You are getting what you wanted for Mother's Day.... a day off to do whatever you want!

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Master Rob's alayna
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The only thing in life that i regret is living too many days regretting too many things. Life is for the living and i choose to live!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 5:11:56 PM   
fastlane


Posts: 2159
Joined: 5/26/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news, is your mother is not really your mother.
The good news?  There is none!

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Just because it hurts, doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 7:46:36 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


Posts: 219
Joined: 1/22/2006
Status: offline 		The bad news is when you didn't think it could get any worse it did....

The good news is NOW things can't get any worse

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 7:50:41 PM   
fastlane


Posts: 2159
Joined: 5/26/2005
Status: offline 		The good news is your Dad is really your brother
The bad new is that he's gay.

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Just because it hurts, doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 7:53:42 PM   
MyCaptainsPet


Posts: 219
Joined: 1/22/2006
Status: offline 		The good news is even tho he's gay he has a fantastic eye for interior design

The bad news is you live in a tent.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 8:26:34 PM   
Littlepita


Posts: 1430
Joined: 10/6/2005
Status: offline 		The good news I have really cheap rent.

The bad news is there is a hole in the roof and it's going to rain.

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“I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.” – Anais Nin

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 8:32:27 PM   
fastlane


Posts: 2159
Joined: 5/26/2005
Status: offline 		The good news first...it's only a Robin
The bad news....the bird flu is carried by Robins

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Just because it hurts, doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/13/2006 8:47:44 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline 		Quit screwing up the order!


The good news is that fastlane is off of Awaiting Approval

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 12:14:42 AM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		And the bad news is that he is off his meds. 
 
The good news is that today was a beautiful spring
day and all the flowers are blooming and butterflies
are everywhere.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that fastlane is off of Awaiting Approval


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 11:02:23 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that today was a beautiful spring day and all the flowers are blooming and butterflies
are everywhere


The bad news is that your house has burned to the ground.


The good news is that you now have the ability to build your dream house.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 4:28:31 PM   
emeraude


Posts: 31
Joined: 10/24/2004
Status: offline 		The bad news is that they just found that there is an old nuclear waste dump site on the property.

The good news is that the government is going to compensate you in a big way for the property.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 4:31:55 PM   
OhBeMyMind


Posts: 845
Joined: 11/19/2004
From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is you have to wait 20 years for the compensation.

The good news is you still have your job.

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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 7:21:51 PM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that an old college rival bought your company.
 
The good news is that you have a brand spanking new computer,
desk, oversized chair and all the office equipment you could ever
need.
 
Vendaval
 


quote:

ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind
The good news is you still have your job.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

(in reply to OhBeMyMind)
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 8:49:44 PM   
OhBeMyMind


Posts: 845
Joined: 11/19/2004
From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is now you can't afford internet connection.

The good news is your new computer came with some pretty cool games.

_____________________________

~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

(in reply to Vendaval)
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 10:28:37 PM   
Gauge


Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
quote:

The good news is your new computer came with some pretty cool games


The bad news is due to extreme arthritis you are too slow with the controls and keep dying within the first 30 seconds of each game.


The good news is that they have found a cure for the common cold!

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to OhBeMyMind)
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/14/2006 10:55:45 PM   
OhBeMyMind


Posts: 845
Joined: 11/19/2004
From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is you keep getting the flu.

The good news is the bank called, there was a mistake on your account and you actually have $1500 .

_____________________________

~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

(in reply to Gauge)
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/15/2006 12:51:27 AM   
MistressLove999


Posts: 201
Joined: 7/7/2005
From: Daytona Beach, Florida
Status: offline 		The bad news is they dialed the wrong number....

The good news is you met some really cool people at the expensive party you just had.

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Play nice & Be Well,

Mistress Love

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