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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/15/2006 4:38:24 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		The bad news is they went upstairs to your bedroom and stole all of your jewlery while everyone else was a having a good time.

The good news is that package that you have been waiting for from JTStockroom has arrived.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/15/2006 2:17:36 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that package that you have been waiting for from JTStockroom has arrived.


The bad news is that you never ordered anything and the package is ticking.


The good news is that you have found a source of clean, inexpensive, environmentally friendly fuel and no one has to buy oil ever again.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/15/2006 8:09:36 PM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		The bad news is it's on a Indian Reservation & you get a fine for tresspassing..........

The good news is the arresting cop is really HOTTTTT..........

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/15/2006 10:55:50 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is the arresting cop is really HOTTTTT..........


The bad news is that his naughty bits were cut off in a tragic towel snapping incident in high school.


The good news is that you aren't getting a parking ticket

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/15/2006 11:05:00 PM   
Pavel


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Status: offline 		The bad news is it's because your car just lost an argument with a re-entering Russian space station.

The good news is that you still have your towel on you.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/16/2006 2:10:00 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is that you still have your towel on you.


The bad news is that you have it wrapped around your head and are naked otherwise and 60 Minutes has come to your door to do an expose on you.


The good news is that you have invented time travel




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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/16/2006 4:28:12 PM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		The bad news is it's a one way trip.

The good news is you have just been voted the sexiest male/female on your block.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/16/2006 5:49:33 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is it is the sexiest male/female pot bellypig.

The good news is the HBO adult tv wants to do a late night documentary on you.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/16/2006 10:53:41 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is the HBO adult tv wants to do a late night documentary on you.


The bad news is that they actually want to film it standing ON you.


The good news is that you got a clean bill of health from the doctor.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/16/2006 11:21:46 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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The good news, hey they brought back the Backstreet Boys.
 
( sorry I couldnt help it )

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 12:21:42 AM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		The bad news is  they are now the back door boys.....

The good news is you just won an exclusive trip to  Alaska

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 12:23:48 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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The good news is you get to watch all the back door boys you can handle!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 12:27:55 AM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		The bad news is they are all 80yr old trannies......

The good news is the doctor said it's probably nothing at all

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 12:30:37 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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the good news is the mad cows arent over here yet!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 12:32:27 AM   
CERCKL


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< Message edited by CERCKL -- 5/17/2006 12:33:32 AM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 12:38:04 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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The good news, you'll be back to hang out another night, yes?

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 1:11:32 AM   
MistressLove999


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Status: offline 		The bad news is it will probably be alot of nights......

The good news is you get to be the star in your first movie

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Mistress Love

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 1:14:14 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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The good news is there are a lot of naked men on set

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 5:21:36 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		The bad news is they are old, fat , and in desperate need of a proper ass shave!

The good news is you don't have to go to work today!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/17/2006 5:34:11 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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The good news is you find a tub of sugar wax and a case of pull strips....

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