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michaelGA2 -> Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 10:29:14 AM)
this is kinda like Make A Wish... Someone posts "Good News" and the responder posts "Bad News" then leads on to the next, etc. etc. Example Good News: Your new house has a lifetime guaruntee. Bad News: You have a week to live. Good News: You just won an all-enclusive trip overseas Bad News: __________________

BitaTruble -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:23:19 AM)
quote: Good News: You just won an all-enclusive trip overseas Bad News: Your ex-wife's mother is your traveling companion. Good News: You just got promoted at work!

michaelGA2 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:30:37 AM)
Bad News: you work for the sanitation department and are now "Top of the Heap" in a landfill. Good News: Your daughter just got offered a part in a movie Bad News:_______________

champagnewishes -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:35:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: michaelGA2 Good News: Your daughter just got offered a part in a movie Bad News:_______________ She landed on the editing room floor. Good news: The weatherman predicts sunshine the rest of the week... Bad news:

puzzle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 12:02:39 PM)
quote: Good news: The weatherman predicts sunshine the rest of the week... Bad news: Is that the weather report only covers Hawaii But.... The good news: is that your new job is sending you to Hawaii for a conference. But The bad news is:

FullCircle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 12:30:57 PM)
The bad news is you’ll be stuck in a non air-conditioned office the entire time you are there. The good news is lunch will be served by ladies in grass skirts. The bad news is……

michaelGA2 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 5:59:08 PM)
Bad News: They are over 90 years old, 600 pounds and have mustaches Good News: The governenment has bad Polygomy legal Bad News:

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 8:37:24 PM)
quote: Good News: The governenment has bad Polygomy legal The bad news is that your alimony payments increase exponentially Hey... Good News!! You won a brand new Jaguar automobile, in just the color you adore!

michaelGA2 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 8:42:13 PM)
Bad News: It's made by Matel Good News: You've just been electected Prisednt of The USA Bad News:

gooddogbenji -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 8:44:44 PM)
Bad news: Your name is Bush. Good news! You just won a million dollars! Yours, benji

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 8:48:28 PM)
quote: Good news! You just won a million dollars! The bad news is that you are in a witness protection program and cannot claim the prize for fear of exposure. Good news! You are getting a new plasma screen TV!

michaelGA2 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 8:53:54 PM)
Bad News: You have to provide the Plasma Good News: You'll never have to worry about losing weight or growing older. Bad News:

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:09:57 PM)
quote: Good News: You'll never have to worry about losing weight or growing older. Bad news is that you just died. GOOD NEWS!!! Check out that wonderful dream house you just bought at a price that was a real steal

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:14:37 PM)
Bad news is it's built on top of an ancient indian burial ground and anyone who steps inside becomes cursed with horribly bad luck. Good news! Your favorite band is going to do a concert in your town.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:23:27 PM)
quote: Good news! Your favorite band is going to do a concert in your town. The bad news is that same day a major earthquake will hit your town and the band will be drawn into a gaping hole in the earth and never seen again. Good news! You are pregnant!

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/29/2006 11:41:33 PM)
The bad news is you thought you were a virgin. Good news! You've written a children's book that is selling millions of copies.

FullCircle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 3:26:30 AM)
The bad news is someone is taking you to court for plagiarism and you stand to loose every penny and your house also. The good news is you have invented a great labour saving device which will make you a millionaire. The bad news is….

Mercnbeth -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 8:22:12 AM)
quote: The good news is you have invented a great labor saving device which will make you a millionaire. Cloning is still illegal in the US. A Master has just offered you a collar...

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 12:50:15 PM)
quote: A Master has just offered you a collar... The bad news is that he wants to rivet it to your neck. You are given season tickets to your favorite sport.

orokana -> RE: Good News/Bad News (4/30/2006 2:57:18 PM)
The bad news is they're for last season. Good news! You've been invited to the set of a movie starring your favorite actor.

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