ThatDamnedPanda
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God - "Abraham, I need you to kill me a son." Abraham - "Aw. man, don't make me do that. I've gotten kinda attached to the little fucker, ya know?" God - "Abe... don't make me come down there..." Abraham - "Look, maybe there's another way. Let's talk about this." God - "Look, you can do what you want - but next time you see me comin', you'd better run." Abraham - "Shit...." God - (ducks behind cloud, giggling madly, and high fives Krishna. 'You da man, god," says Krishna, laughing hysterically.) Abraham - "OK, I did it. Cut his heart out and everything, just like in the movies. We cool now?" God - "Wait a minute, dude... you did what?!??" Abraham - "Well... you said... " God - "I was just fuckin' with ya, man!! Jesus H. Christ, what in god's name is the matter with you people???"
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Panda, panda, burning bright In the forest of the night What immortal hand or eye Made you all black and white and roly-poly like that?
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