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You can't make this shit up - 12/19/2010 8:23:23 PM   
ChristmasWish


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Status: offline 		I came across this whine from a self-proclaimed Dominant:  "So many have been clueless to any realistic venture towards Me and cannot comprehend what I have sought."

Now that you're gagging over that bit of  horrific grammar, it gets
better:  She goes on to cite examples of the stupid things people have supposedly said to her.  You guessed it. 

"I’m educated and have a degree = I can’t spell and form sentences"

Can you smell the stench of irony here?
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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/19/2010 8:53:51 PM   
Twoshoes


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quote:


Can you smell the stench of irony here?

Are you perchance complaining?

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ORIGINAL: ChristmasWish
I came across this whine from a self-proclaimed Dominant: "So many have been clueless to any realistic venture towards Me and cannot comprehend what I have sought."

Now that you're gagging over that bit of horrific grammar, it gets
better: She goes on to cite examples of the stupid things people have supposedly said to her. You guessed it.

"I’m educated and have a degree = I can’t spell and form sentences"


People do mock themselves at times. I smile at them. Seemingly lauding their own efforts, they smile back contently.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/19/2010 8:56:13 PM   
Capndependable


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Status: offline 		A degree in philosophy no doubt.

Nothing like sitting around contemplating what you would do with a paycheck if you ever got one.. 

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/19/2010 9:02:35 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I'm afraid I can't say much about this.  If I think somebody is an idiot, it isn't that hard for them to pick that up from Me directly.  I don't go to another area to tell other people I think they're a twatwaffle.  That's kind of a 'behind a person's back' type of thing.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/19/2010 9:03:04 PM   
DarkSteven


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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/19/2010 9:04:34 PM   
Twoshoes


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ORIGINAL: Capndependable

A degree in philosophy no doubt.

Nothing like sitting around contemplating what you would do with a paycheck if you ever got one.. 


Quit killing my dream.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 2:08:20 AM   
SexyBossyBBW


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ORIGINAL: ChristmasWish
Now that you're gagging over that bit of  horrific grammar, it gets
better:  She goes on to cite examples of the stupid things people have supposedly said to her.  You guessed it. 

"I’m educated and have a degree = I can’t spell and form sentences"

Can you smell the stench of irony here?
If this kind of thing upsets you enough to complain about, you should know, life is probably going to kick your ass, especially after you get a job.  
Collecting, and pointing out the imperfections of the masses, is going to be a full time, thankless job.    M

< Message edited by SexyBossyBBW -- 12/20/2010 2:10:27 AM >

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 2:49:09 AM   
crazyml


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Status: offline 		It is true; you really can't make this shit up. I've tried to write "in the style of" one of my absolute favourite regular posters and am simply unable to butcher the English language enough to even deliver a passing imitation.

Bad grammar doesn't bother me enormously, but bad pompous, head in your own arse grammar really does.

That said, some people may have abysmal grammar, while also having some very smart and thoughtful things to say. Indeed, my very favourite grammar butcher often makes some very insightful comments.

Some of us (myself included) may well have the ability to form a sentence, but that doesn't guarantee that it's not a sentence full of arse! (myself included).



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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 2:58:53 AM   
delicatelydirty


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Status: offline 		gud speling and gramma doesnt alweys mean smarts or comman sense and vice versa... (yes intentional errors there)

I am university educated but if I dont proof read what I write (and sometimes I don't) my spelling and grammer can be a trainwreck, add to that typos and omg it is a wonder it makes any sense to anyone.

Athough what was written in the OP certainly seems pompous, the OP themselves seems far more so by picking a person apart on here, seriously are you so perfect, or do you just have nothing better to do with your time.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 4:09:23 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		You obviously have no understanding of learning disabilities. There are many highly intelligent and educated people who have them and therefore cannot spell. I would suggest you start by educating yourself on this subject, OP.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 4:46:47 AM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		Hmmm.  That does put me in mind of a type that I avoid like the plague.  These are what I call 'Abigails' (after the character in the Mike Leigh play 'Abigail's Party').  They know the name and content of every cocktail, use sugar tongs with little cubes in a crystal bowl, and snort in contempt at those who put milk in tea first.  ('Minties', they call them.)  They consider themselves persons of the utmost glamour, culture and sophistication but to come in contact with one of them is to endanger the soul itself.  They give me the deep-down shudders.    

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:05:06 AM   
LadyConstanze


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Status: offline 		The real question is: Does it really matter? Does it influence my life somehow?

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:18:48 AM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		It influenced Abigail's husband, all right.  He couldn't stand to hear any more Demis Roussos, had a heart attack and croaked on the spot.  Nasty. 

You don't demand the use of sugar tongs yourself, do you, Lady C?  I don't want to think I've completely misjudged your character.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:23:25 AM   
LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

It influenced Abigail's husband, all right.  He couldn't stand to hear any more Demis Roussos, had a heart attack and croaked on the spot.  Nasty. 

You don't demand the use of sugar tongs yourself, do you, Lady C?  I don't want to think I've completely misjudged your character.


I have my coffee black, thank you, no mucking around with milk and sugar, heathens who ruin good coffee by adding all sorts of things

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:23:26 AM   
CaringandReal


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ORIGINAL: Twoshoes
People do mock themselves at times. I smile at them. Seemingly lauding their own efforts, they smile back contently.


Uh-oh. I suspect I resemble that remark... a lot.

As with those you describe above, the smilers don't bother me in the least. I appreciate recognition! :p It's those who utterly lack even a rudimentary appreciation for humorous (ok, sigh, _attempted_ hunorous) self-denigration that give me the creeps--at least if they're dominant. They're people with a see-thru holes where their noses should be.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:33:21 AM   
PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

It influenced Abigail's husband, all right.  He couldn't stand to hear any more Demis Roussos, had a heart attack and croaked on the spot.  Nasty. 

You don't demand the use of sugar tongs yourself, do you, Lady C?  I don't want to think I've completely misjudged your character.


I have my coffee black, thank you, no mucking around with milk and sugar, heathens who ruin good coffee by adding all sorts of things


Bah.  Only savages in loincloths with unfeasibly hairy chests drink coffee without milk or cream.

Here's the Demis Roussos scene from 'Abigail's Party'.  Oh hell, that brought back memories . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hXUehyRlE

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:49:09 AM   
anniezz338


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Status: offline 		I have a degree but it's not in spelling and grammer. To me, unless it's really extreme, if the point is still being conveyed, it's small shit.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 5:54:22 AM   
Kana


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Status: offline 		And I used to feel the same way AJ.....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...the increasing proliferation of, ahem, questionable profiles and forum posts has led me to shift my perspective. Now, if I see certain spelling errors, capitalization or lack thereof, and (most of all) unusual grammatical and syntax usage that suggests that English is a 2nd language, I presume the poster is a fake.
And ya know what, that feeling happens a lot, which had always been the case on the other side but is kinda new (as in happens a whole helluva lot more often over the last few years) on the forums.


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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 6:34:22 AM   
LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: Kana

And I used to feel the same way AJ.....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...the increasing proliferation of, ahem, questionable profiles and forum posts has led me to shift my perspective. Now, if I see certain spelling errors, capitalization or lack thereof, and (most of all) unusual grammatical and syntax usage that suggests that English is a 2nd language, I presume the poster is a fake.
And ya know what, that feeling happens a lot, which had always been the case on the other side but is kinda new (as in happens a whole helluva lot more often over the last few years) on the forums.



Huh? So anybody who didn't have English as a 1st language is a fake? I pinched myself, felt real....


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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 6:36:23 AM   
LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


Bah.  Only savages in loincloths with unfeasibly hairy chests drink coffee without milk or cream.

Here's the Demis Roussos scene from 'Abigail's Party'.  Oh hell, that brought back memories . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hXUehyRlE


ARe you calling me a savage and are you suggesting I have chest hair? HA, is this a trick to get me coming over and flash you?

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