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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 6:41:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

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It influenced Abigail's husband, all right. He couldn't stand to hear any more Demis Roussos, had a heart attack and croaked on the spot. Nasty.

You don't demand the use of sugar tongs yourself, do you, Lady C? I don't want to think I've completely misjudged your character.

I have my coffee black, thank you, no mucking around with milk and sugar, heathens who ruin good coffee by adding all sorts of things

BAH I SAY!

Coffee is a flavoring for milk and sugar!

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 6:44:59 AM

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I came across this whine from a self-proclaimed Dominant: "So many have been clueless to any realistic venture towards Me and cannot comprehend what I have sought."

Now that you're gagging over that bit of horrific grammar, it gets
better: She goes on to cite examples of the stupid things people have supposedly said to her. You guessed it.

"I’m educated and have a degree = I can’t spell and form sentences"

Can you smell the stench of irony here?

CW,

Damn, I hope you never catch my spelling caused by FFS.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 6:53:59 AM

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I came across this whine from a self-proclaimed Dominant: "So many have been clueless to any realistic venture towards Me and cannot comprehend what I have sought."

Now that you're gagging over that bit of horrific grammar, it gets
better: She goes on to cite examples of the stupid things people have supposedly said to her. You guessed it.

"I’m educated and have a degree = I can’t spell and form sentences"

Can you smell the stench of irony here?

No, but I find it amusingly ironic about your screename.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 7:22:09 AM

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I would just like to point out that good grammar & spelling say nothing about one's character. I know one diminant who has impressive language skills & is a lying bag of shit. Another one I know can't spell his way out of a paper bag & has no clue that grammar is not an elderly relative. And yet he is a kind, thoughtful & caring human being. Just sayin.....

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 7:22:33 AM

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And I used to feel the same way AJ.....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...the increasing proliferation of, ahem, questionable profiles and forum posts has led me to shift my perspective. Now, if I see certain spelling errors, capitalization or lack thereof, and (most of all) unusual grammatical and syntax usage that suggests that English is a 2nd language, I presume the poster is a fake.
And ya know what, that feeling happens a lot, which had always been the case on the other side but is kinda new (as in happens a whole helluva lot more often over the last few years) on the forums.

Huh? So anybody who didn't have English as a 1st language is a fake? I pinched myself, felt real....

Let's just say that when people use strange English, my skepticism level increases...

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 7:26:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanzeARe you calling me a savage and are you suggesting I have chest hair? HA, is this a trick to get me coming over and flash you?

Be fair - I've tried every other trick and I'm getting desperate.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 7:29:33 AM

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BAH I SAY!

Coffee is a flavoring for milk and sugar!

You see? You've got a handle on true style that's free of all snobbishness, Otters, even though you're only a colonial.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 7:53:34 AM

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Huh? So anybody who didn't have English as a 1st language is a fake? I pinched myself, felt real....

Let's just say that when people use strange English, my skepticism level increases...

Since I'm not a native speaker, I guess I'll use strange English on occasion, you realize that not everybody into BDSM was born in an English speaking country...

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 8:14:07 AM

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Huh? So anybody who didn't have English as a 1st language is a fake? I pinched myself, felt real....

Let's just say that when people use strange English, my skepticism level increases...

Since I'm not a native speaker, I guess I'll use strange English on occasion, you realize that not everybody into BDSM was born in an English speaking country...

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You're kidding? And here I was thinking was only done by and for Americans. Silly me.

I made a very broad general statement re fake profiles and posts, you are personalizing it, or choosing to use yourself as an example of the exception...and I will grant that there are those. But take a look at some of the fake ass shit out there, are you gonna seriously suggest that the majority of the seriously fucked up grammatically profiles aren't phony as hell scammers?

Cuz if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell ya.

Meanwhile, we are derailing the thread...

edited cuz I hate the quote function

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 9:34:16 AM

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It depends what the profiles are saying, quite a few of them seem to have the words "Send me money to show you are real" or "I'm willing to come to you, send me money for plane ticket" in them and a picture that was obviously taken from a porn site, and I'd be a bit careful with them, but I guess I would be just as careful with those profiles as I would be with the profiles asking for money upfront in perfect English.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 10:36:01 AM

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Yeah, see I'm talking bout stuff like: (paraphrased actual profile-para'd so as to avoid violating TOS)

"am a nice and caring lady i believe in myself i work to get what i want get and caring loving open minded i love straight things"

When I see stuff like that, it sets my BS detector off. And really, I don't get too pissy bout it on the flip side-that's part of life. It just seems to me that it's been encroaching on the forums with increasing prevalence.
Too often I open a forum and find a question that leaves me wondering if I am really just helping educate the people who are scamming, making them better scammers.
That's my real beef. That idea just doesn't sit well with me, for whatever reason.

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 10:40:37 AM

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I usually only look at profiles when somebody said something that I found interesting or introduces him or herself, says something that makes me wonder if it's a male for female, etc...

In the case of this thread, a male dominant bitching about a female dominant and her profile and having a rather empty profile himself that says "I can't be bothered to write about me", people in glass houses...

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 10:50:04 AM

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BAH I SAY!

Coffee is a flavoring for milk and sugar!

You see? You've got a handle on true style that's free of all snobbishness, Otters, even though you're only a colonial.

It truly warms the cockles of my heart to hear you say it P...

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RE: You can't make this shit up - 12/20/2010 11:20:26 AM

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The pictures from the profile the OP quoted are of a woman so incredibly well built (and proportioned) she could be a swimwear model.

This obviously legitimite profile has been around for awhile and "she" logs in at around the same time (to the minute) as many many others in the USA.

All of these "women" are incredibly fit and could easily work as swimsuit, lingerie, or fetish models (albiet masked).

If you favorite "her" and check CM on a Friday or Saturday evening "she" will probably be online.

Coincidentally "she" checks her CM account at almost exactly the same time as many of the other headless swimsuit/lingerie/fetish model "lifestyle Dommes".

The only people who really care are naive subs, persons doing research on the researchers, and those who think that the existence too many fake profiles ultimately ends up lowering an already small dating pool by driving sincere people off the site.

Rather than mock someone's grammar please consider how hard it must be for someone to draft and maintain that profile while staying in peak physical condition and lounging about in fetish wear.

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