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Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:52:14 AM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe?  Come on folks, let's pool the very best of our misanthropy here.

Top of my list so far would be Cliff Richards's Cliff at Christmas  - a superb collection of all of Cliff's most nauseating Christmas songs.  Can anyone beat that?

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:53:10 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:53:48 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:55:26 AM   
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Ooh, oooh - can you still buy McDonalds Gift Vouchers? 

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:57:05 AM   
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Yes (if my friend's ex still works at M&S)

and

Yes! You can give a McSuicide for christmas



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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:57:27 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 5:59:53 AM   
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I want anything to do with george, zippy, bungle or noddy tho!!!


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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:00:31 AM   
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A thought, perhaps.  Have you considered Kenny G?


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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:00:40 AM   
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What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? 


Herpes


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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:05:52 AM   
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I posted this on a similar topic in humor.

Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS?

Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts.

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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:06:44 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:07:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kana

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What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? 


Herpes


wondering how you package that??
LMAO

theres always fruitcake, cept I like fruitcake so it would be completely lost on me...
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:11:06 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:16:11 AM   
Lucylastic


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altho, oh hell, theres so many to choose from
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:17:19 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:20:34 AM   
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I posted this on a similar topic in humor.

Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS?

Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts.

<Cough>

My other half did not agree with Me about the humor value on the subject.  Personally, I liked the contribution.


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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:36:42 AM   
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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:43:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

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I posted this on a similar topic in humor.

Why give em herpes when you can give them AIDS?

Better yet, give them herpes, aids AND genital warts.


These are great....but I would have to give them to friends. They would get a kick out of them.

If I HAVE to buy something for someone I loath, they would get a "donation to a good cause made in your name" card.



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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:46:22 AM   
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Ooh, oooh - can you still buy McDonalds Gift Vouchers? 

Would probably work if someone hated Me.  Poisoning Me with onions would be a good start.


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RE: Christmas presents for people you can't stand - 12/23/2010 6:48:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

What would be the perfect present for someone you loathe? 


My unwavering disregard.

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It's rare for Me not to come up with some redeeming quality for another person.


But with this, I agree.



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