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JOHN2289 -> Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 4:48:45 AM)

I am a monopoly pimp.

Ever had that fantasy where you are a hooker for a few days, being used by a number of men just as meat for their entertainment, having a pimp who takes half your money and treats you just like a whore?
Well, I make that fantasy come true.

Spend a few days, or a week, in Adelaide as my hooker. I arrange for a number of men to visit and 'do' you in ways we have previously agreed to. They pay with monopoly money. That's right, NOT real cash. This is a fantasy, remember?

At the end of your agreed stay, I deduct 40% as your pimp. Okay, I should deduct more, but you are cute, I like you, and I am using you too. Your 60% is put into a picture frame for you to hang on your bedroom wall as a reminder of the time you were a 'hooker' in Adelaide. Lets see how you explain THAT to your grandkids in a few years! lol
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Any comments on this type of activity?
Want to start one in your own city?



RapierFugue -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 4:53:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JOHN2289
I am a monopoly pimp.

There's a "Community Chest" joke to be done here, but I'm not doing it :)



Hillwilliam -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:11:36 AM)

I was thinking more of "Chance" of an injury.



RapierFugue -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:14:46 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
I was thinking more of "Chance" of an injury.

You mean one could end up having trouble with one’s Waterworks?*

*I suspect this only makes sense if you’re playing with the UK board, but WTF :)




Hillwilliam -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:17:16 AM)

At least, using monopol;y money, you wont need a "get out of jail free" card.



RapierFugue -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:22:46 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
At least, using monopol;y money, you wont need a "get out of jail free" card.

Yeah but what if you end up with a sore Piccadilly?



JOHN2289 -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:28:47 AM)

And what do I do with the 40% I keep?
Maybe buy a hotel so I don't have to put them up in my spare room?



MissAsylum -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:30:40 AM)

so what happens when i pass go,but i don't give up my 40%?



RapierFugue -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:32:23 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JOHN2289
And what do I do with the 40% I keep?
Maybe buy a hotel so I don't have to put them up in my spare room?

Put a slapper up in a hotel? It's like something out of Mayfair Lady*

*this only works if you say it in an upper-class English accent, where "oh hello" becomes "air hair lair" ;)



JOHN2289 -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:35:48 AM)

That is what they invented punishment and discipline for.  There is cooking, there are dishes to be cleaned, and a few ... um... personal services.

But looking at your pic, I would have to raise prices. lol
Quality always costs extra.

John




salemartist -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 5:57:05 AM)

if you viisit Atlantic city NJ where the original Monopoly got its property namesakes. Wander off of Boardwalk and Park Place and you will find plenty of the hookers that work for real cash. Indide the casinos more so than Baltic Ave. Cute game though... anyone seriously inquiring?



JOHN2289 -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 6:09:26 AM)

I already have a week booked for January, this month.  Trying to restrict it to one per month.

There is a LARGE number of women who have this fantasy.  Being in Australia, I have people interested in Melbourne, and Hobart, Perth, and soon Sydney.  The concept is being posted on Collarme, Fetlife, Alt.com, and Bondage.com.

There are three positives in all this....
First, and most important, women are able to have a bit of fun and then go back to their own city so they don't have to worry about men wanting to stalk them.
Second, a number of men in Adelaide now treat me like Santa Clause.
Third, at the age of 60 I am having more fun now than I have had in the last ten years.

Feel free to copy this in your own city.



allthatjaz -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 6:10:29 AM)

Made me laugh [:D] Every time I play monopoly I go straight to jail.



osf -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 6:15:02 AM)

brilliant!!!!!



SomethingCatchy -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 7:05:02 AM)

Are these men you're putting with these women health tested? Are you absolutely sure there are no legal repercussions to this if, say, the woman contracts a serious, untreatable disease from these men and then points the finger at you to say you 'made' her do it?



mummyman321 -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 7:13:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

so what happens when i pass go,but i don't give up my 40%?


Talk to me. I am sure we can work out a deal :)



poise -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 7:28:42 AM)

This gives a whole new meaning to Free Parking.



JOHN2289 -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 7:35:16 AM)

Each person, male or female, is part of the lifestyle.
There is ABSOLUTELY no difference between a man screwing a woman in my home or in her home or in his home.  Safe, sane, and consensual.
The fantasy is the woman's.  The men, who I know, are there because I have vetted them and the woman has made individual decisions about each of them before they even meet her.  She has access to their profiles, to their posts, to their friends lists.
Apart from her own requirements and limits I have added two of my own --- no cameras, even in phones, and no bareback sex (condoms ALWAYS).
The whole thing is a game, but a safe one.  It could be argued that these fantasies are safer individually than normal liaisons, because of involvement by a host (me).
Legally, there is no cash payment to the woman for her services.
Sure, there are lots of jokes about the game, but it is safer than some other fantasies.  Indeed, because there is no ongoing relationship, she will take more precautions than the average sub who has one Dom.

Thanks for your concern.



KnightofMists -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 7:43:57 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

At least, using monopol;y money, you wont need a "get out of jail free" card.



unless you been bad..... of course... the jail maybe a reward and not a punishment!



allthatjaz -> RE: Monopoly Hookers (1/3/2011 8:18:59 AM)

Everything has been well thought out. I think there are subs out there that would definitely be up for this. A great fantasy safely played out.



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