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LadyHibiscus -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/4/2011 6:57:41 PM)

Just hide him, it's equally effective.




LadyPact -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/4/2011 7:20:33 PM)

Nah.  I'd rather watch Domi play with him again.  Last time around, I about pissed Myself about the 'receding hairline' bit.  Even funnier when he actually changed the picture!




HannahLynHeather -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/4/2011 9:56:27 PM)

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Got kicked off of a few more Fet groups, did you?
that's another reason fet fucking sucks!




LadyPact -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/4/2011 10:01:02 PM)

Considering this is another necro, and that subject came up twice today, I'll just start a thread where we can discuss it conductivity.




JWriter -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/4/2011 10:15:37 PM)

35 emails in one day? I find that hard to believe. Sometimes I get over 200 emails in an hour or two. Quite often, when I go to clear out the new message notices at the end of the day, I have over 700 to remove. Mind you, they are not all unsolicited, but, a great many are. Are you just pulling numbers out of your arse? What photo did you use? I want to use that one! It would be so much more peaceful around here, as, apparently, despite what many ladies do love to stop by and tell me, I'm just not unattractive enough, yet.

Ah well, there is always tomorrow!




LadyPact -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/4/2011 11:50:40 PM)

Did you even bother to read this thread?




LadyConstanze -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/5/2011 4:58:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JWriter

35 emails in one day? I find that hard to believe. Sometimes I get over 200 emails in an hour or two. Quite often, when I go to clear out the new message notices at the end of the day, I have over 700 to remove. Mind you, they are not all unsolicited, but, a great many are. Are you just pulling numbers out of your arse? What photo did you use? I want to use that one! It would be so much more peaceful around here, as, apparently, despite what many ladies do love to stop by and tell me, I'm just not unattractive enough, yet.

Ah well, there is always tomorrow!



Is that the reason you change your names so often? The amount of emails you get? Would have thought that among those high numbers you would have found your "provider" pretty easy.




Lockit -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/5/2011 5:20:56 AM)

God... new profiles always get a lot of mail. It has nothing to do with being attractive or ugly yet. Fuck.. this lady... is amazing. [:D]




LaTigresse -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/5/2011 7:57:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JWriter

35 emails in one day? I find that hard to believe. Sometimes I get over 200 emails in an hour or two. Quite often, when I go to clear out the new message notices at the end of the day, I have over 700 to remove. Mind you, they are not all unsolicited, but, a great many are. Are you just pulling numbers out of your arse? What photo did you use? I want to use that one! It would be so much more peaceful around here, as, apparently, despite what many ladies do love to stop by and tell me, I'm just not unattractive enough, yet.

Ah well, there is always tomorrow!



Don't strain your arm patting yourself on the back. All it takes on the other side to have an overwhelmingly full inbox is tits, a cunt, and/or words and photos alluding to that fact. Combine that with a profile that comes up as new, and often..........voila'!

It really is a case of quantity and demand, not quality. On either end.




PeonForHer -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/5/2011 8:47:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
All it takes on the other side to have an overwhelmingly full inbox is tits, a cunt, and/or words and photos alluding to that fact.


Seems a bit optimistic. Men with small dicks write to lots of women here, too.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/5/2011 11:38:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
All it takes on the other side to have an overwhelmingly full inbox is tits, a cunt, and/or words and photos alluding to that fact.


Seems a bit optimistic. Men with small dicks write to lots of women here, too.



Your neglect of me is explained! Excellent![:D]




LadyConstanze -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/5/2011 3:46:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


Don't strain your arm patting yourself on the back. All it takes on the other side to have an overwhelmingly full inbox is tits, a cunt, and/or words and photos alluding to that fact. Combine that with a profile that comes up as new, and often..........voila'!

It really is a case of quantity and demand, not quality. On either end.



I was going to say a new profile with stating your female and you have a pulse will do, but I bet that if I would set up a new profile with the picture of an "inflatable girlfriend", say I have a Donald Duck fetish, like to get drunk and enjoy a good crack pipe, all the actions I like to have to be dangerous, no safe word and I don't believe in sterilizing tools, my inbox would also be full and I think most of them would talk about how "touched they are by my meaningful profile" and that we'd be the perfect match.

Mind you, if it's not against TOS, it would be worth giving it a try just for shit and giggles!




PeonForHer -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 3:35:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


Don't strain your arm patting yourself on the back. All it takes on the other side to have an overwhelmingly full inbox is tits, a cunt, and/or words and photos alluding to that fact. Combine that with a profile that comes up as new, and often..........voila'!

It really is a case of quantity and demand, not quality. On either end.



I was going to say a new profile with stating your female and you have a pulse will do, but I bet that if I would set up a new profile with the picture of an "inflatable girlfriend", say I have a Donald Duck fetish, like to get drunk and enjoy a good crack pipe, all the actions I like to have to be dangerous, no safe word and I don't believe in sterilizing tools, my inbox would also be full and I think most of them would talk about how "touched they are by my meaningful profile" and that we'd be the perfect match.

Mind you, if it's not against TOS, it would be worth giving it a try just for shit and giggles!


I quite fancy a different kind of test: to take pics of one of the most handsome male models ever (perfect body, smouldering nostrils, chiselled eyes, strong-but-sensitive jawline, etc, etc) and couple it with the most pig-awful profile personality I can imagine. Women to be referred to as 'girls' throughout, 'do-me' attitude in abundant evidence, reactionary opinions on every subject, and no sense of humour whatsoever. And enjoys line-dancing as a hobby, just to add icing to the cake.

Is it *really* all about personality for the ladies, as they so frequently say? Heh, we shall see.




LaTigresse -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 5:39:50 AM)

"smouldering nostrils".........The chiselled eye visual made me laugh but smouldering nostrils????[:D]

Exactly WHAT is smouldering out of these nostrils and do we even want to know???




PeonForHer -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 5:57:19 AM)

Maybe that should have been 'heaving nostrils'. Or 'smouldering shoulders'. I can never remember. It's been ages since I've been in my sister's toilet and used one of her Danielle Steel novels to help move things along.




LadyConstanze -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 6:10:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Maybe that should have been 'heaving nostrils'. Or 'smouldering shoulders'. I can never remember. It's been ages since I've been in my sister's toilet and used one of her Danielle Steel novels to help move things along.


You're using bonk busters as wanking aid?




LaTigresse -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 6:14:55 AM)

It just gets more scary...




PeonForHer -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 6:18:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
You're using bonk busters as wanking aid?


No, as a laxative.

Well, you *did* ask.




LadyConstanze -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 6:20:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
You're using bonk busters as wanking aid?


No, as a laxative.

Well, you *did* ask.


I would think the flowery writing would make you more constipated? Do we have to suggest enemas?




PeonForHer -> RE: What dominant women endure online - a halfway clueless male's perspective (8/6/2011 6:22:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
I would think the flowery writing would make you more constipated?


I'm British, Lady C, born and bred. It isn't possible for me to be more constipated.




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