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poise -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 3:38:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly The "Me MAAASTER....you sub. So submit!!" crap does not work at all. Except for this one time....Halloween of '05 I think it was. The man was in a leopard skin loin cloth......hubba hubba!

sirsholly -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 3:39:32 PM)
quote: I happened to notice that you joined this site yesterday blinkblink well dayyyyy-um!!!! [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/lmaosmiley.gif[/image]

sirsholly -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 3:52:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly The "Me MAAASTER....you sub. So submit!!" crap does not work at all. Except for this one time....Halloween of '05 I think it was. The man was in a leopard skin loin cloth......hubba hubba! i ran into yer HubbaHubba, Poise. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/people_blunjump.gif[/image] I think we need to discuss this Beer-Goggle issue of yours

poise -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 3:56:26 PM)
We Can Can, if you want to. [:D] ps...you've got mail

SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 4:34:38 PM)
But ya gotta unnerstan'! He's been looking four days, now! Look, dude, it takes about two years, in the best of circumstances. You need better writing, better spelling, and a better photo! Quite likely some attitude adjustment, too! Books: Ask the Man Who owns him by david stein and David Schachter: tbrough.livejournal.com/24235.html Master/slave Relations by Robert Rubel, PhD: He has newer books, I am told. There are other books, too. These are useful only if you ARE a Master! If you are NOT a Master, but just want to play one, then these books, as well as all other books, will be useless to you. I am not an artist---I KNOW this. I have zero artistic talent. I could buy books, take classes, and the like, but My "art" would be formulaic and horrible---that is to say, it would not be art! From My perspective---not to restart a flame war---you will know if you are a Master. You will FEEL it. One of the Masters in "Ask..." learned to be a Master, but it took Him YEARS, even with His slave guiding Him. Even so, *I do wish you success!*

SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 6:01:04 PM)
www.rlslavery.com/ might startle you...

WolfyMontgomery -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 6:11:57 PM)
Ooh, I hadn't ever seen the "Master/slave Relations" by Robert Rubel. Thanks for listing it! -goes to stick it on her ever growing book list- =D

tyrasia -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 7:03:23 PM)
quote: [sm=oops.gif] I write the way I speak. I "listen" to how the writing would sound, if it were spoken. Sometimes, this being one of them, apparently, I do not write in such a way that normal people can understand it. I will do My best to avoid this problem, in future. i do this too, all the time, Sir. When not tyring to write formally i will type it the way my head says it to me. It is certaintly easy to tell when i am under the influence of my Ritalin. [sm=insane.gif] tyrasia

hausboy -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/11/2011 7:58:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: GaMaster4u79 I am looking for a slave to serve me. I have checked this site but yet to get a reply. Can any master btell me where I can get a slave. A sex change might help... You get a lot of offers then, though the quality might be lacking... Hey....I tried that.....where are my slaves??!? wait....you meant....oh. nevermind.

salemartist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/12/2011 11:12:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist I have a spare slave I will trade you for 4 live chickens and a goat OP just emailed me asking for pictures of said slave, dont you think I should see pictures of the goat first?

SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/12/2011 11:38:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist I have a spare slave I will trade you for 4 live chickens and a goat OP just emailed me asking for pictures of said slave, don't you think I should see pictures of the goat first? Pictures of the goat, and all four chickens. All five animals' veterinary bills-of-health must be included, too!

LadyPact -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/12/2011 4:26:44 PM)
The OP did email Me about the BDSM opportunities in Atlanta. Also, the profile has been changed to remove those concerns that folks brought up on the thread.

Rule -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/12/2011 4:41:29 PM)
That is a change for the positive.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/12/2011 5:51:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist I have a spare slave I will trade you for 4 live chickens and a goat OP just emailed me asking for pictures of said slave, dont you think I should see pictures of the goat first? I think this is probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you

Hillwilliam -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/12/2011 6:51:38 PM)
It would be a bonus if the goat was pregnant.

SailingBum -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 3:03:20 AM)
Just a guess but the same rock you just crawled out from under? BadOne

salemartist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 5:03:56 AM)
too bad we dont all have time machines... you could go back to the 1800s and just buy a slave down at the local town hall, and I could go back to just before I clicked on your profile picture, eeeek!

SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 6:49:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: salemartist too bad we don't all have time machines... you could go back to the 1800s and just buy a slave down at the local town hall, and I could go back to just before I clicked on your profile picture, eeeek! I certainly agree with You on the first item! But, obtaining the necessary old currency would cost a fortune! [8D] If one went to MIT, or some such place, then one could raise a fortune from selling... aluminum! There were only a few grams of aluminum in the world, back then. A two-pound block of aluminum could buy one a few slaves! The slave would likely be freaked out, by automobiles, cellphones, television, and the other modern miracles We take for granted. One would need to purchase a child slave, so that it would be capable of adjusting to Our world. There has never been a kid who disliked television! Going "back to just before I clicked on your profile picture" would not be useful. Doing so cannot erase the memories You now carry! That's an engineer's opinion!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 10:12:39 AM)
~fr I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.

Rule -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 2:10:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Rule quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue Crazy Bob's Slave Emporium has better coffee. [:-] That Bob? lol! That Bob??????? ponders thinks DAMNIT RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/runforhills.gif[/image] That Bob. Where are the hills? I am headed there too, smiley genius.

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