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WolfyMontgomery -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 4:35:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.


I tried getting hired at SlaveMart a couple weeks ago.. but they wouldn't take me.

Does that make me not 'slavey' enough? D=




DarkSteven -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 5:00:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WolfyMontgomery

I tried getting hired at SlaveMart a couple weeks ago.. but they wouldn't take me.



As retail help, or as merchandise?




WolfyMontgomery -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 5:04:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
As retail help, or as merchandise?


I kept my options open. ;P




AnimusRex -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 5:47:38 PM)

To the OP-

Um, so what's up with your forehead?

I mean, dayum!




ryan37 -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 5:52:59 PM)

[8D]




SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 5:56:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WolfyMontgomery
quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.

I tried getting hired at SlaveMart a couple weeks ago.. but they wouldn't take me.

Does that make me not 'slavey' enough? D=

Not at all. It shows only that they avoid the higher-quality merchandise. I guess I will not be shopping there!

Too bad. The prices, in their ads, seem quite good!




WolfyMontgomery -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 10:13:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SlaveOwnerDave
Not at all. It shows only that they avoid the higher-quality merchandise. I guess I will not be shopping there!

Too bad. The prices, in their ads, seem quite good!



Awww <3

That made me feel good =D




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 10:26:05 PM)

Has anyone suggested a local mart yet?   I haven't been there in a while, but maybe....    M




nailgirl -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 10:41:33 PM)

i have just looked at your profile.... frankly none of it makes sense to me. try rewriting it




Charles6682 -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/13/2011 10:45:04 PM)

Where to find a slave?Theres a whole bunch on this website.Well,if you mean a real slave,that might be hard!




salemartist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 4:55:52 AM)

actually someone had pointed out his weight was 115lbs and that cranium must weigh 30lbs. I would suggest getting the 'mini-me' outfit from Austin Powers... maybe some nice slave girl out there has a mini me fetish.




freyjasdottir -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 6:53:22 AM)

Silly boy, the slaves are in aisle 7 on the bottom shelf at the supermarket, perhaps next time mommy goes to buy you Monster you should tag along.




SailingBum -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 9:32:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: AlwaysMasterful

Slaves R'Us?

Crazy Bob's Slave Emporium has better coffee.



I Hear they are having a 2 for 1 sale ...

BadOne




SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 9:41:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SailingBum
quote:

ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
quote:

ORIGINAL: AlwaysMasterful

Slaves R'Us?

Crazy Bob's Slave Emporium has better coffee.



I Hear they are having a 2 for 1 sale ...

BadOne
Sure, the slaves cost less, but the slave-tax is still up there! [sm=gaah.gif][sm=angry.gif]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 1:16:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WolfyMontgomery
quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.


I tried getting hired at SlaveMart a couple weeks ago.. but they wouldn't take me.

Does that make me not 'slavey' enough? D=

Maybe it was your packaging . . . was it PG rated?




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 1:22:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
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ORIGINAL: Rule

quote:

ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
Crazy Bob's Slave Emporium has better coffee.

[:-] That Bob? lol!
That Bob???????


*ponders*

*thinks*



DAMNIT RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/runforhills.gif[/image]


That Bob.

Where are the hills? I am headed there too, smiley genius.


o.0

I'll probably get smacked around for saying this, but Bob (smiles) was kinda sweet in a sad kinda way. Despite his inability to let go of an argument, and his whole nailing tits to a board thing, its hard to dislike someone who is that lonely and wanting nothing more than love and romance.




osf -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 2:13:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WolfyMontgomery

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.


I tried getting hired at SlaveMart a couple weeks ago.. but they wouldn't take me.

Does that make me not 'slavey' enough? D=




maybe you didn't ask for a low enough wage




Rule -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 5:31:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
I'll probably get smacked around for saying this, but Bob (smiles) was kinda sweet in a sad kinda way. Despite his inability to let go of an argument, and his whole nailing tits to a board thing, its hard to dislike someone who is that lonely and wanting nothing more than love and romance.

That much I agree with. He was endearing and honest in his convictions. But he was also crazy as a loon, and I rather quickly felt like sirsholly's smiley and put him on Hide - and I probably still have him on Hide. He did require professional counseling - and I hope for him that he got it and that he now has a satisfying, non-crazy, relationship with a sub or slave.




Buzzzz -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 5:40:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WolfyMontgomery
quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.


I tried getting hired at SlaveMart a couple weeks ago.. but they wouldn't take me.

Does that make me not 'slavey' enough? D=


They wouldn't "take you"??




lizi -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 6:01:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rule

That much I agree with. He was endearing and honest in his convictions. But he was also crazy as a loon, and I rather quickly felt like sirsholly's smiley and put him on Hide - and I probably still have him on Hide. He did require professional counseling - and I hope for him that he got it and that he now has a satisfying, non-crazy, relationship with a sub or slave.



He's still on here with a different handle and other sites as well. Still lonely, still crazy, hasn't changed a bit. Although it did look like he had someone interested for a while it didn't seem to work out- and the reality of what he writes is always questionable so who knows if that was for real. He still plays the poor me card in trying to get women interested.




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