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Rule -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 7:18:10 PM)
Well, he did creep me out from the very start, and I have always felt that a forensic team ought to dig up his back garden. Maybe I am wrong in that, though - but if he offered me a cup of coffee, I would ask that he drink most of it first, and then wait for an hour to see what happened to him before I took the last sip.

IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 9:02:14 PM)
Well old chum, when all else fails, look to the 10 most wanted happily supplied by the ever friendly FBI. There is usually a snake-head or two there wanted for smuggling suitable females for the sex trade. Mind you you'll need a good load of cash as I believe they do not take gold amex cards. Who knows perhaps, we may see you featuring on the same list when it is next published.

LadyPact -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/14/2011 10:58:58 PM)
It was brought to My attention that a post was made on this thread under My name that was not of My own doing. This matter will be settled at home. While I do not disagree that certain persons on this thread have no place calling themselves a Master, I will take care of this. My apologies.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/15/2011 12:31:42 AM)
I know you have been waiting for it.... Sunny Quote of the Day goes to Rule [sm=cute.gif] for I have always felt that a forensic team ought to dig up his back garden. Congratulations!

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/15/2011 1:35:48 AM)
edited because it ws a weird double post

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/15/2011 1:37:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rule Well, he did creep me out from the very start, and I have always felt that a forensic team ought to dig up his back garden. Maybe I am wrong in that, though - but if he offered me a cup of coffee, I would ask that he drink most of it first, and then wait for an hour to see what happened to him before I took the last sip. I agree that he seemed sadly unstable, but not in a dangerous way. Just a tragic, lonely hearted obsessive way. For some reason I'm an idiot when it comes to a tragic story. I'm an otherwise discerning and rational person, but I always fall for the sad story and feel overwhelming urges to help and fix the woes of ohers. I'm embarassed to admit it, but my creepdar has never been reliably functional.

Rule -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/15/2011 1:45:01 AM)
Wow!

Rule -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/15/2011 1:48:27 AM)
Well, perhaps your perception of him was more accurate than mine. Too, you have read far more of his posts than I did, so you had more information available for an assessment.

ThundersCry -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/20/2011 1:42:23 PM)
I like this opinion... I started at the bottom...my desire to learn was deep... I sooooooo agree, at some point you just know, that being said does not MEAN your goinnna find a lil slave girl so....easy... D

ThundersCry -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/20/2011 1:45:09 PM)
quote: quote: ORIGINAL: Rule Well, he did creep me out from the very start, and I have always felt that a forensic team ought to dig up his back garden. Maybe I am wrong in that, though - but if he offered me a cup of coffee, I would ask that he drink most of it first, and then wait for an hour to see what happened to him before I took the last sip. I agree that he seemed sadly unstable, but not in a dangerous way. Just a tragic, lonely hearted obsessive way. For some reason I'm an idiot when it comes to a tragic story. I'm an otherwise discerning and rational person, but I always fall for the sad story and feel overwhelming urges to help and fix the woes of ohers. I'm embarassed to admit it, but my creepdar has never been reliably functional. _____________________________ The wonderful thing about Winnies, Is Winnies are wonderful, thanks. Their backs are made for floggers Their bottoms are made for spanks. (in reply to Rule) Profile Report \| Post #: 86 I have a realllllllllllll sad story....gotta a few days? =L= Well, it would be fun...in MY mind oh Winsome..

zero69u2 -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/20/2011 3:25:19 PM)
You can't buy slaves down south anymore.. did'nt you read your history book.. Abraham Lincoln Freed Slaves! Crazy White Boy..

salemartist -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/21/2011 5:13:31 AM)
Lincoln freed the slaves??? When was that? I must have overslept

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/21/2011 8:08:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThundersCry I have a realllllllllllll sad story....gotta a few days? =L= Well, it would be fun...in MY mind oh Winsome.. awww, well if its is a realllllllllllll sad story, I could pencil in a few days for you [:D]

ThundersCry -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (1/21/2011 11:48:39 AM)
you already erased me ....<sniffles> well...I tried -L-

MissHalle -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/1/2011 6:32:25 AM)
Refraining.

golemx -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/2/2011 7:39:17 AM)
I have three in the basement which I could share... but two aren't fully trained yet and will try to run if they get loose.

IronBear -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/2/2011 2:58:27 PM)
I have no intention finding the OP (the sick fucker)a slave, jut I do have some meaningfull employment for him well away from the parential basement and supervision. It entails loads of fresh air, danger and the chance to earn freedom (provided you still have enough body parts to enjoy your freedom). I offer him the time honoured position of "Mobile Pell": to assist in training swordsmen. This entails trying to avoid my hitting or striking you with my genuine rapier (Toledo Steel) and taking note that I do attempt to remove the head of a penis and slice each testicle. Post knee replacement, I am still able to enjoy genuine dueling to first blood. Illegal? Hell yes that is half the pleasure. There is nothing quite like the sound and feel of blade on blade. Even taking a slave into her fifth screeming orgasm can not match the feel and sound of real sword play..

gordon2011 -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/4/2011 11:01:20 AM)
Is this a real question (and/or profile for that matter)?

MisterBeast -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/10/2011 7:41:46 PM)
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Dnomyar -> RE: Where can I get a slave? (2/10/2011 7:53:44 PM)
OP quit letting these pepole BS you. Shame on all of you. I have several slaves and Im letting a few go due to acquiring some new ones. Drop me a line and let me know what type you are looking for.

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