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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 3:38:47 PM   
poise


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The "Me MAAASTER....you sub. So submit!!" crap does not work at all.

Except for this one time....Halloween of '05 I think it was.
The man was in a leopard skin loin cloth......hubba hubba!

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 3:39:32 PM   
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I happened to notice that you joined this site yesterday


*blinkblink*

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 3:52:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: poise


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

The "Me MAAASTER....you sub. So submit!!" crap does not work at all.

Except for this one time....Halloween of '05 I think it was.
The man was in a leopard skin loin cloth......hubba hubba!
i ran into yer HubbaHubba, Poise.



I think we need to discuss this Beer-Goggle issue of yours


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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 3:56:26 PM   
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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 4:34:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		But ya gotta unnerstan'! He's been looking four days, now!

Look, dude, it takes about two years, in the best of circumstances. You need better writing, better spelling, and a better photo! Quite likely some attitude adjustment, too!

Books:
Ask the Man Who owns him by david stein and David Schachter: tbrough.livejournal.com/24235.html
Master/slave Relations by Robert Rubel, PhD: He has newer books, I am told.
There are other books, too.

These are useful only if you ARE a Master! If you are NOT a Master, but just want to play one, then these books, as well as all other books, will be useless to you.
I am not an artist---I KNOW this. I have zero artistic talent. I could buy books, take classes, and the like, but My "art" would be formulaic and horrible---that is to say, it would not be art!

From My perspective---not to restart a flame war---you will know if you are a Master. You will FEEL it.
One of the Masters in "Ask..." learned to be a Master, but it took Him YEARS, even with His slave guiding Him.

Even so,
I do wish you success!

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 6:01:04 PM   
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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 6:11:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ooh, I hadn't ever seen the "Master/slave Relations" by Robert Rubel. Thanks for listing it!

-goes to stick it on her ever growing book list-  =D


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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 7:03:23 PM   
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I write the way I speak. I "listen" to how the writing would sound, if it were spoken. Sometimes, this being one of them, apparently, I do not write in such a way that normal people can understand it. I will do My best to avoid this problem, in future.



i do this too, all the time, Sir. When not tyring to write formally i will type it the way my head says it to me. It is certaintly easy to tell when i am under the influence of my Ritalin.

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/11/2011 7:58:52 PM   
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I am looking for a slave to serve me.  I have checked this site but yet to get a reply.  Can any master btell me where I can get a slave.


A sex change might help... You get a lot of offers then, though the quality might be lacking...


Hey....I tried that.....where are my slaves??!?  wait....you meant....oh. nevermind.

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/12/2011 11:12:09 AM   
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I have a spare slave I will trade you for 4 live chickens and a goat


OP just emailed me asking for pictures of said slave, dont you think I should see pictures of the goat first?

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/12/2011 11:38:18 AM   
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I have a spare slave I will trade you for 4 live chickens and a goat


OP just emailed me asking for pictures of said slave, don't you think I should see pictures of the goat first?

Pictures of the goat, and all four chickens.
All five animals' veterinary bills-of-health must be included, too!


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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/12/2011 4:26:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		The OP did email Me about the BDSM opportunities in Atlanta.  Also, the profile has been changed to remove those concerns that folks brought up on the thread.

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/12/2011 4:41:29 PM   
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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/12/2011 5:51:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: salemartist


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ORIGINAL: salemartist

I have a spare slave I will trade you for 4 live chickens and a goat


OP just emailed me asking for pictures of said slave, dont you think I should see pictures of the goat first?


I think this is probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Thank you

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/12/2011 6:51:38 PM   
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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/13/2011 3:03:20 AM   
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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/13/2011 5:03:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		too bad we dont all have time machines... you could go back to the 1800s and just buy a slave down at the local town hall, and I could go back to just before I clicked on your profile picture, eeeek!

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/13/2011 6:49:37 AM   
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too bad we don't all have time machines... you could go back to the 1800s and just buy a slave down at the local town hall, and I could go back to just before I clicked on your profile picture, eeeek!

I certainly agree with You on the first item! But, obtaining the necessary old currency would cost a fortune!
If one went to MIT, or some such place, then one could raise a fortune from selling... aluminum! There were only a few grams of aluminum in the world, back then. A two-pound block of aluminum could buy one a few slaves!

The slave would likely be freaked out, by automobiles, cellphones, television, and the other modern miracles We take for granted. One would need to purchase a child slave, so that it would be capable of adjusting to Our world. There has never been a kid who disliked television!

Going "back to just before I clicked on your profile picture" would not be useful. Doing so cannot erase the memories You now carry!

That's an engineer's opinion!

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/13/2011 10:12:39 AM   
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I'd try shopping online for slaves at SlaveMart under the Pets menu.

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RE: Where can I get a slave? - 1/13/2011 2:10:18 PM   
Rule


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
Crazy Bob's Slave Emporium has better coffee.

That Bob? lol!
That Bob???????


*ponders*

*thinks*


DAMNIT RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!




That Bob.

Where are the hills? I am headed there too, smiley genius.

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