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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:07:59 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:22:29 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:24:48 PM   
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hey.. ya want the shit to cling? pallet wrap DOES...


Just an FYI for you pallet wrap lovers:
Many pallet wraps have an adhesive sprayed on to the film to help is stick better. So I do not recommend pallet wrap for wrapping food.

Now there used to be a product called Press and Seal. Not sure if its made any more but it would stick to just about anything. Sometimes you get what you pay for!

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:27:53 PM   
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Spray your supposed "pork chops" with Pam cooking spray, then wrap them suckers tight!
(pork chops is code word for thighs....right? )

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:35:24 PM   
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Perhaps the coloured Saran Wrap?




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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:42:12 PM   
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I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!!


What kind of glue do you use to adhere the tin foil?


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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:50:09 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:51:22 PM   
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He will FUSK for food?

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:56:30 PM   
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I got taken for at least a $1.19.  It has sworn me off plastic wrap, I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!!

Is this common?  Am I the only one?



Not you too.

Don't we have enough tinfoil hat wearers on here already?

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 1:59:52 PM   
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SorceressJ;

He will FUSK for food?


Yes, apparently so. One imagines with a certain reluctance that it might involve corncobs or something. I claim no other knowledge as I am neither the creator nor a participant in this photo (thank Gods)..

P.S. does that say "fusk"? I actually thought the "s" was a backwards "c".. *adjusts spectacles..*

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 2:02:36 PM   
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"Come on baby there's a whole lota fusk'n going on"


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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 2:10:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		could be my glasses out of round, it don't say fuck though, unless there is some underlying symbolism that means its gonna happen backwards, and the corncobs are not just going to be rubbin his anus vertically.

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 2:16:09 PM   
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Cling Film (why can't you name things nice Stateside?)
with a serrated edgy box is a perversion in its own right.
Makes mummies good to go as well as sandwhiches.
ed. to ask sandwiyches? sandwidges? sandwitches?



(Psssst...sandwich, like the "Earl of......")

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 2:35:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		If you do ever manage to get into clingfilm mnottertail then dont ever visit your doctor wearing cling film pants because he will clearly see your nuts.

Cling film is always so much more discreet.

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 3:37:41 PM   
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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 4:52:46 PM   
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SorceressJ;

He will FUSK for food?


Yes, apparently so. One imagines with a certain reluctance that it might involve corncobs or something. I claim no other knowledge as I am neither the creator nor a participant in this photo (thank Gods)..

P.S. does that say "fusk"? I actually thought the "s" was a backwards "c".. *adjusts spectacles..*

etymology O.E the s is a hard c and the f is an s
hence suck for it


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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 6:49:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Of course Ron me old mate, If and when you visit us in the colonies, we'll introduce you to the proper stuff laughingly named "Glad Wrap". The bloody stuff clings to itself and everything in it's reach. It comes in a variet of lengths (including the commercial pack for large commerciak kitchens. They also have an aluminium serated edge to aid the "cutting"off the sheet, something which has great uses in torturing sub/slaves. The true and provable Masters of this product (Glad Wrap) are the Professional Chefs cooking in Professional Kitchens. Of course this can be well combined with another Aussie product, VEGEMITE. Oh after wrapping sub/slaves in Glad Wrap, don't stand then too close to the BBQ when cooking prawns as the heat will cause the wrapped sub/slaves to wilt and become soggy.



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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 7:05:25 PM   
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Real men use duct tape. Just sayin'.


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for wrapping food, Steven?



Yeah.  It's not just for ducks.


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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 7:11:40 PM   
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That's what you get for going cheap, and not buying the reliable GLAD or HEFTY brands Rich James.     M

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 7:23:08 PM   
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Real men use duct tape. Just sayin'.


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for wrapping food, Steven?



Yeah.  It's not just for ducks.







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