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mnottertail -> CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:38:30 AM)
'Good Sense' plastic wrap. This fuckin stuff, you get it out of the box, it does nothing but sticks to itself.... Once you try to wrap it around an object however, this fuckin shit will not stick to the object OR itself!!!!! I have used plastic wrap for over 20 years and consider myself a Master. I got taken for at least a $1.19. It has sworn me off plastic wrap, I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!! Is this common? Am I the only one? Mods, if this belongs in health and safety (Cuz I didn't know where it belonged, and fucked if I am gonna read anything before I start giving anyone the benefit of my pure Mastery......feel free to move it.)

DesFIP -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:42:22 AM)
If it only sticks to itself and not to the person you're wrapping, then yes it's a fake and we should all shun it. All twue types know pallet wrap is far superior.

mnottertail -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:43:37 AM)
I was actually using it in the kitchen for its advertised purpose.

GreedyTop -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:45:10 AM)
I stick with (pun intended) Saran Wrap. A bit more expensive, but it DOES work well in the kitchen and other places.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:45:29 AM)
You should have recognized the first red flag, "Good sense." We all know there's no such thing.

LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:49:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail 'Good Sense' plastic wrap. This fuckin stuff, you get it out of the box, it does nothing but sticks to itself.... Once you try to wrap it around an object however, this fuckin shit will not stick to the object OR itself!!!!! I have used plastic wrap for over 20 years and consider myself a Master. I got taken for at least a $1.19. It has sworn me off plastic wrap, I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!! Is this common? Am I the only one? Mods, if this belongs in health and safety (Cuz I didn't know where it belonged, and fucked if I am gonna read anything before I start giving anyone the benefit of my pure Mastery......feel free to move it.) This is why I buy Glad Press and Seal. It is weal and twue.

LadyPact -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:51:20 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Thank you for making My day, Ron! Little tip here, though. If you're ever using that cheap cling wrap for other than 'advertised purposes', just start with the woman's fingernails. That crap will stick to nails faster than it will a bowl any day of the week.

LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:53:52 AM)
Even unpolished?

LadyPact -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 10:58:16 AM)
You might have Me on that one, LaT. It could very well be the nail polish.

kalikshama -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 11:02:08 AM)
Since you failed to make the wrap submit to Your Domliness, YOU are the fake and your capital letters revoked!

Prinsexx -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 11:04:39 AM)
Cling Film (why can't you name things nice Stateside?) with a serrated edgy box is a perversion in its own right. Makes mummies good to go as well as sandwhiches. ed. to ask sandwiyches? sandwidges? sandwitches?

Phoenixpower -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 11:04:49 AM)
So you are saying there actually are folks out there who buy that shit? [8\|]

LaTigresse -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 11:10:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact You might have Me on that one, LaT. It could very well be the nail polish. Just checking. It is futile for me to wear polish because of my job and hobbies and I hadn't noticed the stick you write of. Just wanted Ron to be certain his victim had the proper manicure prior to Saran wrapping!

Hotch -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:33:00 PM)
I prefer the Costco industrial size cling wrap... Nothing worse then getting 1/2 way through a job and running out.

GreedyTop -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:35:05 PM)
industrial pallet wrap is good too..

mnottertail -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:42:57 PM)
for pork chops to freeze? you fuckin people are fake, you don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:44:49 PM)
hey.. ya want the shit to cling? pallet wrap DOES...

BurntKitty -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:57:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail It has sworn me off plastic wrap, I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!! Get to making that hat now, Ron. the mothership is waiting.

DarkSteven -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:57:38 PM)
Real men use duct tape. Just sayin'.

GreedyTop -> RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! (1/18/2011 12:58:38 PM)
for wrapping food, Steven?

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