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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 7:24:58 PM

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don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

People still cook?!

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 7:28:15 PM

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 8:29:17 PM

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Ron...when I said you needed good sense, I did not mean plastic wrap!

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 8:30:54 PM

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you probably gettin that fuckin paddle

How many posts do we need to do to get a fuckin paddle on here??? Had no idea that they have even that one available

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/18/2011 8:33:33 PM

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for pork chops to freeze? you fuckin people are fake, you don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

well...our cooking skills aren't that bad that we need to freeze it, yanno...

We are more than happy to actually enjoy eating it after cooking it

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/19/2011 8:33:00 AM

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Of course Ron me old mate, If and when you visit us in the colonies, we'll introduce you to the proper stuff laughingly named "Glad Wrap". The bloody stuff clings to itself and everything in it's reach. It comes in a variet of lengths (including the commercial pack for large commerciak kitchens. They also have an aluminium serated edge to aid the "cutting"off the sheet, something which has great uses in torturing sub/slaves. The true and provable Masters of this product (Glad Wrap) are the Professional Chefs cooking in Professional Kitchens. Of course this can be well combined with another Aussie product, VEGEMITE. Oh after wrapping sub/slaves in Glad Wrap, don't stand then too close to the BBQ when cooking prawns as the heat will cause the wrapped sub/slaves to wilt and become soggy.

If you are a clumsy peep like me it is good to always keep bandaids in the general vicinity of the glad wrap because while trying to get it to unroll it will stick to itself and when you pull it apart and go to use that RAZOR SHARP METAL STRIP TO TEAR IT OFF..........damn that shit hurts!

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/19/2011 8:51:35 AM

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VAA!!! *tacklesmooch*

I am the same.. guaranteed to cut myself on those wicked things!! Almost as bad as paper cuts!!

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/19/2011 11:16:14 AM

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for pork chops to freeze? you fuckin people are fake, you don't even half of you bitches know how to cook!!!!!

Well, pardon me for using plastic wrap to freeze pork chops in.

I did run out one time I was making a mummy. It was funny when the sub could barely contain himself...

ETA: BTW, I am a decent cook. I got 2 slow cookers, a decent stove, a mini freezer and a mom who dominates the kitchen.

I just need a wok so we can have more stir fries for the diet. Oh and a rice cooker. we are trying to get on an Asian diet.

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 1/19/2011 12:30:01 PM

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I just need a wok so we can have more stir fries for the diet. Oh and a rice cooker. we are trying to get on an Asian diet.

*looks over at muh wok an rice cooker*

You don't say?

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/24/2014 12:12:33 PM

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this has brought up a question that has been simmering for quite a while, I have tap tap tap ed over this for some time.

Has anyone ever mummified someone or parts of someone rather tightly, and having done that, cut them? How does that work for doing?

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/24/2014 5:07:11 PM

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No cuts yet but then this thread is older than dirt...and I find that the Great Value plastic wrap just as good as Saran wrap, just cost a lot less...

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/24/2014 6:06:06 PM

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'Good Sense' plastic wrap.

This fuckin stuff, you get it out of the box, it does nothing but sticks to itself....

Once you try to wrap it around an object however, this fuckin shit will not stick to the object OR itself!!!!! I have used plastic wrap for over 20 years and consider myself a Master.

I got taken for at least a $1.19. It has sworn me off plastic wrap, I am a pure tinfoil fetishist now!!!!!

Is this common? Am I the only one?

Mods, if this belongs in health and safety (Cuz I didn't know where it belonged, and fucked if I am gonna read anything before I start giving anyone the benefit of my pure Mastery......feel free to move it.)

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/24/2014 7:35:30 PM

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Meh, the pallet wraps stays in the bedroom. For the kitchen, zip lock bags.

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/25/2014 9:20:17 AM

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I was actually using it in the kitchen for its advertised purpose.

Why?

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/25/2014 1:39:59 PM

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/25/2014 2:21:26 PM

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My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/25/2014 3:46:10 PM

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My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

Yes.

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/25/2014 5:37:38 PM

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My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

How well insured are you?

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RE: CollarMe Fake Alert !!!! - 4/25/2014 7:20:28 PM

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I have noticed a large sum of money going out to an undisclosed insurance company. And a large amount of extra foil in the cabinet. Lol

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My husband told me once to wrap myself in aluminum foil once and told me to hold a antenna during a lightening storm and said I'd get a good tan that way? Does that Really work? Anyway....

How well insured are you?