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gothikbutterfly -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 6:59:39 PM)

i didn't take it as such. trust me...if that was the case i would let you have it :P



0ldhen -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:00:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

[I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!




Damn Wulfy,in all your incarnations you are the guy we all think about when we are a....um......"entertaining"ourselves.

Double Damn, I cannot believe i had to return vanilla!




NihilusZero -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:00:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


Well can you?

Video footage or it didn't happen! :p

Wait! I think I just did. Basically, you just have to give eskimo kisses without prying the lids actually open, so you end up with a twitchy, jumpy sort of reaction. Try it!



SorceressJ -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:01:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gothikbutterfly

i didn't take it as such. trust me...if that was the case i would let you have it :P


Can we watch? [:D] Oh wait, you said -IF- that was the case. Drat..



FukinTroll -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:03:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

[I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!




Damn Wulfy,in all your incarnations you are the guy we all think about when we are a....um......"entertaining"ourselves.

Double Damn, I cannot believe i had to return vanilla!




I gots choco sprnkles! Come get'um!



VaguelyCurious -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:05:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

Wait! I think I just did. Basically, you just have to give eskimo kisses without prying the lids actually open, so you end up with a twitchy, jumpy sort of reaction. Try it!

There's just one problem.

...unless you can also type in your sleep, you weren't asleep just then, which was a definite part of the original challenge. [8D]

(Also, I think you mean butterfly kisses. I'm pretty sure an eskimo kiss is nose against nose - nothing to do with lashes.)



pahunkboy -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:06:50 PM)

Yes.  everyone here is fat.   

next crises.



NihilusZero -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:09:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

There's just one problem.

...unless you can also type in your sleep, you weren't asleep just then, which was a definite part of the original challenge. [8D]

(Also, I think you mean butterfly kisses. I'm pretty sure an eskimo kiss is nose against nose - nothing to do with lashes.)


Yes! those do-hickies. Sorry.

And I think I've totally lost the comedic structure of my original comment...to the point where I can't formulate a humorous response that properly follows.

We could just start back at the ballgag...?



FukinTroll -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:09:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Yes.  everyone here is fat.   

next crises.



Um... actually only in my online reality am I 99 and 400 hundred pounds. In the real world I am a miserably disappointing 5' 12" tall dude that weighs 185 an look nothing like that uber handsome troll avatar I use.



SorceressJ -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:11:37 PM)

No pahunkboy, that would be "are self-righteous gits in gas masks worth the time and trouble"? To which the answer would likely be "no, not really, but Troll has choco-sprinkles and we're all on our way to his house so who gives a shit?" [:D]



DesFIP -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:12:01 PM)

I'm late to the party, any popcorn left?

But I do have one word of wisdom for the op, better a fat body than what your problem apparently is - a fat head.



pahunkboy -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:14:04 PM)

Look around in public.    That is who we are.    We are reflective of people you see in real life.  



ShaharThorne -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:17:03 PM)

[8|]

Not much on the ride, I see...



0ldhen -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:17:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

[I'm the guy your girl is thinking about when she is fucking you!




Damn Wulfy,in all your incarnations you are the guy we all think about when we are a....um......"entertaining"ourselves.

Double Damn, I cannot believe i had to return vanilla!




I gots choco sprnkles! Come get'um!




Cum get um? mmmmm.......chocolate



0ldhen -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:20:07 PM)

And whilst he protest about the use of cow and the destruction of the rainforest; Exactly what is that gas mask made of? Leather? Rubber?



ShaharThorne -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 7:31:36 PM)

Sorry...editing...need more water to flash my kidneys out a bit...

Now...are my tater tots ready...Got to enjoy my life before the government decides that I need life-saving surgery. (as long as they leave my breasts alone...)



Buzzzz -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:01:19 PM)

swingers call fetlife , fatlife... maybe they are telling us something ??



pahunkboy -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:04:22 PM)

I gained  3 lbs just in the last minutes it took to read this thread.

I am also big boned. ;-)



purepleasure -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:14:38 PM)

To answer the OP's opening question... no, bdsmers are not fat. Fat is a term reserved for jackholes. bdsmers are vertically challenged.



tazzygirl -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:16:53 PM)

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Oh, we haven't had a good fat thread in a while.


Now, is everyone over their "fat thread" withdrawal for a few more weeks?



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