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rulemylife -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:20:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

What are we to discuss... except the fact that we have no clue what you are wanting us to discuss?


I think we should discuss the weird mask thingie.




LadyPact -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:22:20 PM)

Did you ever notice that fat threads only tend to get started by people that fat folks wouldn't lower themselves to screw?  




rulemylife -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:22:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

I care for everyone.Lose some weight,you'll probably be healthier and happier


So does that thing you are wearing help you to burn fat?




ShaharThorne -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:25:26 PM)

The OP has to have a shrunken head...it is too small according to body size... 




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:26:48 PM)

After reading partially through this thread, and then catching my breath from laughing so hard, I only have one thing to say...


"Are you my mommie?"

ETA reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNQy9Y4-IwY






soul2share -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:27:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife
quote:

ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster
I care for everyone.Lose some weight,you'll probably be healthier and happier

So does that thing you are wearing help you to burn fat?


Maybe between his ears!!!!!




rulemylife -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:28:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Did you ever notice that fat threads only tend to get started by people that fat folks wouldn't lower themselves to screw?  


I'll let you know after I put on my gas mask.




soul2share -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:29:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne
The OP has to have a shrunken head...it is too small according to body size... 


Yanno Shar...I was sorta looking at his pic thinking the same thing!  I thought maybe it was just me......[8|]




ShaharThorne -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:30:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

I'll let you know after I put on my gas mask.



HEY!!! I really do have a mask that I have to wear each night...




rulemylife -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:48:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

What do you think about when you buy a burger for a dollar?


Usually this.  What do you think about?

burger wars. [image]http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/BK-Double-Cheeseburger.jpg[/image]




rulemylife -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 8:50:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

quote:

ORIGINAL: rulemylife

I'll let you know after I put on my gas mask.



HEY!!! I really do have a mask that I have to wear each night...



Sleep apnea?




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 9:00:49 PM)

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Elevator RideA small guy gets into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Ben Hoover."

The small guy faints. The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy, "what's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Ben Hoover"

The small guy says ,"Thank God! I thought you said 'Bend Over
.'"



Not my joke, but I liked it.  [sm=alien.gif]




salemartist -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 9:06:59 PM)

Im fat, your ugly.... I can lose weight...




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 9:07:36 PM)

Oh good grief, I brought a fat threat to a screeching halt!   My bad. [8D]     M

Oh thank you salemartist!   I didn't mean to end a perfectly good derailed thread.  [:D]




windchymes -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 9:18:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

What do you think about when you buy a burger for a dollar?


Chick-fil-A




GreedyTop -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 10:45:20 PM)

~FR~  When I think about a dollar burger, I think about a thick slice of very rare prime rib with huge dollops of horseradish (adn wish I was having that instead)




ShaharThorne -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/21/2011 11:12:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

quote:

ORIGINAL: rulemylife

I'll let you know after I put on my gas mask.



HEY!!! I really do have a mask that I have to wear each night...



Sleep apnea?



Yes....I snore too much and having 47 episodes of not breathing within 1 minute seems to deem me a candidate to wear one at night.

On a good side, I am now a candidate for bypass surgery.   I am calling the surgeon on Monday and get the process started (i.e. call Medicare).  I even know which surgery to get.  If he does liposuction on the side, that is even better   [;)]




purepleasure -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/22/2011 3:37:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

~FR~  When I think about a dollar burger, I think about a thick slice of very rare prime rib with huge dollops of horseradish (adn wish I was having that instead)

Arby's!!!

not prime rib, but they gotz horseysauce

eta...

there's an Arby's near me, come visit, lunch is my treat.




scifi11 -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/22/2011 3:59:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

After reading partially through this thread, and then catching my breath from laughing so hard, I only have one thing to say...


"Are you my mommie?"

ETA reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNQy9Y4-IwY



Holy crap now that was great....got to love a good scifi reference right at the end of this otherwise hysterical thread....oh and op go do something about that pinhead for gods sake man.




kalikshama -> RE: are bdsmers fat? (1/22/2011 5:36:32 AM)

What do I think about when I buy a dollar burger? Well, I don't. I was quite ill in 1999 and dramatically changed how I eat. I would occasionally indulge in a BK Angus burger, but have completely eschewed regular fast food since watching Food, Inc. I can't get the ammonia plant out of my head when I think of fast burgers.

Now when I want fast food, I go to Chipotles, which attempts Food with Integrity (realizes vegans/vegetarians will find that an oxymoron)

http://www.chipotle.com/en-US/fwi/fwi.aspx

Food with integrity is our commitment to finding the very best ingredients raised with respect for the animals, the environment, and the farmers.

It means serving the very best sustainably raised food possible with an eye to great taste, great nutrition and great value.

It means that we support and sustain family farmers who respect the land and the animals in their care.

It means that whenever possible we use meat from animals raised without the use of antibiotics or added hormones.

And it means that we source organic and local produce when practical. And that we use dairy from cows raised without the use of synthetic hormones.

*********

Off to Whole Foods, next up: Amazon rain forest issue.




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