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To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:07:59 AM

DarkSteven

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I have just collared you. The lot of you. Virtually and nonconsensually.

Suitable directions for pleasing me shall follow.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:09:15 AM

ShaharThorne

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I will do the cookie making...Sir...

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Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:12:11 AM

0ldhen

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Here to polish the Harleys.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:12:13 AM

Aylee

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I thought that this was going to be about "chick flicks."

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:13:18 AM

0ldhen

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I will do the cookie making...Sir...

oh, and eat the cookies!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:16:25 AM

MaxsGirl

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I'm pretty good at scrubbing the bathroom. And practicing medicine without a license.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:16:45 AM

DarkSteven

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

I thought that this was going to be about "chick flicks."

Well, what a happy surprise to you to find out this thread is about more than that. Far, far more.

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:17:51 AM

hlen5

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It's about time!!!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:29:05 AM

kalikshama

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Awaiting Your direction with bated breath.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 11:49:26 AM

Kaliko

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You had me at hello.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 12:20:31 PM

petmonkey

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It's such a relief to have that decision taken away from me.

Is it too informal to call you El Jefe'?

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 12:52:56 PM

LilMichele

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OK well just so ya know I like my collars made of something soft with jewels on them. I also like my coffee with SunCrystals and no cream, and I don't get up before 9am. Hard limits!

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 1:02:59 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LilMichele

OK well just so ya know I like my collars made of something soft with jewels on them. I also like my coffee with SunCrystals and no cream, and I don't get up before 9am. Hard limits!

Ditto. I will also need a generous expense account, complete with Platinum card, a car and driver, and an IRA to provide for me in case something happens to you.

Don't worry though, I'm prepared to earn my keep by running your household, ordering all your other slaves, maintaining your social calendar, and managing your finances.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 2:08:21 PM

ShaharThorne

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The kitchen is mine..all mine!!!!

*actually like Grandma from Beverly Hillbillies*

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You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 2:10:59 PM

DesFIP

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Ooh, my heart's desire has come true. I now belong to Stevie. Except for moving to Colorado, too damned much snow.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 2:14:56 PM

ShaharThorne

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Oh,,that is why I can't be devoted to DS...too much snow, ice and beginning skiers...

ETA: Besides, I know that someone will have some issues about me being DS's slave...

< Message edited by ShaharThorne -- 1/23/2011 2:18:25 PM >

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Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 2:48:23 PM

poise

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

The kitchen is mine..all mine!!!!

Since Shahar has already laid claim to the kitchen,
would you mind if I waited for direction in your bedroom?

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 2:49:32 PM

MaxsGirl

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I'd be happy to move to Colorado, as long as Steven has a very large kennel to house Alpha in. Though the pet shipping fees to fly him out there might be a bit exorbitant.

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 2:57:33 PM

Tantriqu

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I SUDO collar you, which causes all of your collars to magically release, unless the collared women are weally twully collared.
No collar-backs.
HAH!

[dusts hands, retires victorious to SUDO-collar all remaining men].

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RE: To the women of collarme. - 1/23/2011 3:31:49 PM

0ldhen

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So you has da cookies?

And dibs on the garage!

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