popeye1250
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Joined: 1/27/2006 From: New Hampshire Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I am going to ask a serious question. Do the minutemen patrolling the border dress in civies or camo? Why,.....they wear tuxedos at night of course some with top hats if they're,....."one percenters." During the day they wear L.L. Bean cargo shorts with "Izod" golf shirts and either "Puma" sneakers, "Dockers" "Wolverine" hiking boots or Jodphur boots. You'd be hard pressed to see any yachting footwear out in the dessert. The ladies wear an assortment of very expensive shorts with golfers shirts, some wear bikinis to work on their tans and at night one can see a nice assortment of fur coats liberated from the furriers' freezer for special events to ward off the dessert chill. The ladies often can be seen with parasols and fashionable and very colorfull umbrellas during the day! And accessories,.....you wouldn't believe the accesories! And you're sure to see the words "Rodeo Drive" four or five times a day. Many of the ladies have customized pearl handled revolvers as do many of the homosexual contingent of males, ever the fashion plates! And lots of very expensive thouroughbred horses and trailors, why not take "Skipper" or "Jake" for a nice run as long as they're out in the dessert! And the food! "Guido.....Caterer to the Stars" no less! Steamboat rounds of angus beef carved to order for dinner, eggs benedict for breakfast! A giant buffet for lunch.
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