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TotallyDude -> Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:10:05 AM)

Just like it sounds. A black widow style suicide bomber in Moscow was blown up prematurely. By spam.

From the article:
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The unnamed woman, who is thought to be part of the same group that struck Moscow's Domodedovo airport on Monday, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year's Eve in an attack that could have killed hundreds.

Security sources believe a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received just hours before the planned attack triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house.

Islamist terrorists in Russia often use mobile phones as detonators. The bomber's handler, who is usually watching their charge, sends the bomber a text message in order to set off his or her explosive belt at the moment when it is thought they can inflict maximum casualties.


ETA When I first read the headline of the article, my kneejerk thought was "It would be pretty hilarious if it were just someone replying 'lol' to some dumb thing she'd said the day before." Somehow a Happy New Year spam is even better.

Edited to fix quote tag.





Moritarion -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:21:49 AM)

*bing* Oh shi -




soul2share -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:24:24 AM)

*snort*  now THAT'S funny!  [:D]




kalikshama -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:27:30 AM)

Why can't the Universe be this proactive for all suicide bombers?




pahunkboy -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:39:49 AM)

More proof that cell phones do not kill people=-  but people with cell phones kill people. 




Rule -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:45:27 AM)

Perhaps she prayed that she would not be complicit in the death of innocent people and this was the merciful response to her prayer? I have compassion for this unfortunate woman.




TotallyDude -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:49:42 AM)

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Perhaps she prayed that she would not be complicit in the death of innocent people and this was the merciful response to her prayer? I have compassion for this unfortunate woman.


I save my compassion for the living. I do have warm happy thoughts in my heart for the innocents she ended up not killing. This is one of the rare occasions on which I have to say "Good job, universe." And one of the even rarer occasions when I have to say "Good job, cellphone provider."




windchymes -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:56:00 AM)

Do Islamic female suicide bombers also get 77 virgins when they reach heaven?




Elisabella -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 6:57:17 AM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Do Islamic female suicide bombers also get 77 virgins when they reach heaven?


No, they get the opposite...no more virgin guys hitting on them.




TotallyDude -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 7:06:01 AM)

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No, they get the opposite...no more virgin guys hitting on them.


LOL

My best understanding of the serious answer is that there is disagreement among Muslim muckety-mucks and honchos and whatnot about what constitutes a shaheeda (a girl's team varsity martyr). Purists say that a woman can never become a shaheeda through an act of violence and are more interested in rigidly maintaining the culture's oppression of women (better than limply, flaccidly maintaining it!) whereas pragmatists who just want more suicide bombers shrug and say "Eh. Who can tell. Take a shot and let Allah decide." So I guess the answer to the question is a woman bomber takes the mystery gift behind door #73.

This is my understanding. Someone else likely has a more informed understanding of the nuances of martyrs and gender in modern Islam.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 7:29:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TotallyDude

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No, they get the opposite...no more virgin guys hitting on them.


LOL


This is my understanding. Someone else likely has a more informed understanding of the nuances of martyrs and gender in modern Islam.



Isn't "modern" and Islam" an oxymoron?

Kinda like "Jumbo Shrimp"




TotallyDude -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 7:45:08 AM)

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Isn't "modern" and Islam" an oxymoron?

Kinda like "Jumbo Shrimp"


lol Not really. I don't have any surplus of love for Islam but there are some well intentioned clerics and theologians trying to at least modernize the tenets of Islam enough for practitioners to find it easier to coexist with everybody else in an increasingly interconnected world. I hope they succeed because I would like to see radical militant sociopaths marginalized and rooted out into the open at the hands of their enemies. The alternative is a lose-lose situation in which the radicals manage to further radicalize other Muslims with sick sad results for all concerned.




ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 8:04:21 AM)

Well, at least she wasn't driving.




pahunkboy -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 8:50:52 AM)

I wonder what the message said. 




Musicmystery -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 8:57:55 AM)

This is so not funny.

Yet it's so damn funny.





Hillwilliam -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 9:28:58 AM)

The thing that stuck out to Me about that article is that her husband was part of the group.

I'm thinking that was a harsh divorce. (Remonds Me of the scene in 'Total Recall'......"Consider this a divorce" BOOM)




Termyn8or -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/2/2011 9:33:41 AM)

If they can't figure out that you don't arm the device until it is planted, sorry about their luck.

T^T




chubbysubbyguy -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:02:29 PM)

Sucks to be her. I find it said that people like that take a religion that emphasizes peace and tolerance at its truest form and perverts it into something so sick and violent. Gives good Muslims bad names.




tazzygirl -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:06:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I wonder what the message said. 


"This is to inform you that your trial prescription to 'Life' is about to expire!"




GreedyTop -> RE: Spam text message blows up suicide bomber before she can complete her dastardly deed! (2/3/2011 11:11:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I wonder what the message said. 


"This is to inform you that your trial prescription to 'Life' is about to expire!"


Normally, I stay outta this forum, but DAMMIT, Tazzy!! 

I fortunately had just set my drink down when I saw this on the scroll!!  LMAO!




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