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asheville -> ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 2:32:23 AM)
How can I find him: SLIM/FIT VERY YOUNG AND NOT GAY ACTING. THOSE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS. I AM A SEXY SEX MACHINE AND A HIGHLY SKILLED SLAVE MASTER. 32, WHITE, HUNG, CLEAN, HOMEBODY. I cannot find anyone at all in my area! Help!

dreamerdreaming -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 5:01:29 AM)
Well what have you done so far, that isn't working? Stop doing that. Try whatever you haven't tried yet, that might work. Then you'll probably make progress. You'll be fine. You were just doing it backwards, that's all.

kalikshama -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 5:20:24 AM)
I'm confused after looking at your profile and your post. I think the "I AM" in your post refers to what you seek, not who you are? I don't know how it works in MM relationships, but you wanting someone to move right in would be a definite no no in a MF relationship, so I'm going to suggest you slow down a bit and get to know people before you discuss him moving in.

DarkSteven -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 5:37:11 AM)
Well, let's see. You just joined collarme. Your self description is that you're the best Master in the state. And your post here contains more words than your actual profile. And your post here seems to be focused on getting results instantly. Dude. None of the impression you're giving off strikes me as Masterful in the least. Since you have all this tremendous experience as a Master, you should be well acquainted with the local scene. And know how to work it so that collarme is not your main method of looking. Or you could do things like specify how much experience you have, the qualities you're looking for in a boy past the superficial, and what you could offer him. The sorts of things that other Masters would say.

0ldhen -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 5:59:48 AM)
I cmailed this guy on the side, tried to explain the forum was not for want ads, then explained to him how the search function worked on the other side. His reply was that " no there isn't anything except a bunch of dumb crazy hillbilly shit around here". Well shucks Pa, pass the taters and call me sally. Please dude, slow down, take a breath and take your time. This is a great site.

GreedyTop -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 6:05:50 AM)
quote: Well shucks Pa, pass the taters and call me sally. dammit... grabs paper towels to wipe down monitor

Hillwilliam -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 6:35:19 AM)
There are munch groups and a nicely equipped dungeon in Asheville. Look em up.

angelikaJ -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 6:59:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam There are munch groups and a nicely equipped dungeon in Asheville. Look em up. Which does does show poor ashville's ignornace. (Note to ashville: ignorance simply means not knowing; that is not to be confused with stupidity. Bigotry would be assuming everyone were crazy assed hillbillies without bothering to actually check out the local scene. Arrogance is touting how you are the best Master in the state when according to you you haven't found anybody and that translates to zero experience. Annoying is not bothering to check the CAPS LOCK button before you hit send so that in part of your post your are shouting which is very rude. Oh, and stupidity was putting this in the wrong place: this belongs in introductions, which really would have been apparent had you bothered to read the forum guidelines.)

Killerangel -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:29:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: asheville I AM A SEXY SEX MACHINE Well hot damn, how can it be that you can't find anyone? What is the reason for that? If I were you I'd start trying to figure things out by considering the many informative replies you've gotten so far and change some things up. I don't think anyone is actually taking you seriously enough to want to get with you after viewing your many faux pas. Declaring yourself the 'best master in the state' on your profile was personally one of the funniest things I've ever read here. How was this determined? Was there a state-wide "Slave-Off" where contending Masters could demonstrate their Masterliness before a jury of their peers? If there was I can actually see you taking home the title for Biggest Poseur, but I digress. If you want to know why you can't find anyone in a nutshell, I invite you to reread the part of your OP that I quoted above. That my dear is an outrageously daffy gem of a statement. I'd like to frame that or at least put it on a t-shirt. Slaves/submissives don't generally submit to those that they find incredibly ridiculous. Put a lid on it and try to exude some patience and quiet confidence and you might get some interest.

RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:35:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: asheville How can I find him: SLIM/FIT VERY YOUNG AND NOT GAY ACTING. THOSE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS. Not gay "acting"? So you mean genuinely gay then - proper, "shove it up my arse and call me Susan", “I adore musical theatre”, “Stop! Those shoes don’t go with those pants!” gay? quote: ORIGINAL: asheville I AM A SEXY SEX MACHINE You're saying you're a bit of a dildo? How odd ... that was sort of where I was going next, comment-wise, but you got there first. Fair play! quote: ORIGINAL: asheville I cannot find anyone at all in my area! Help! I suspect they're all hiding.

SaintIntensity -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:37:47 AM)
methinks this profile will be gone in the Twink of an eye....

RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:38:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity methinks this profile will be gone in the Twink of an eye.... Methinks you bespeak the truth.

SaintIntensity -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:40:12 AM)
shame his profile text was clipped to "best master __ in the state" seriously, do these people have so much net access on the ward???

LadyPact -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:42:46 AM)
Welcome to the forums, OP quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Your self description is that you're the best Master in the state. I know people in that state. I can promise the above claim isn't accurate. quote: Since you have all this tremendous experience as a Master, you should be well acquainted with the local scene. It's stuff like this that makes Me wish that I could go back and visit certain munch groups just to watch people like this show up.

RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 8:46:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity shame his profile text was clipped to "best master __ in the state" "If Carlsberg did BDSM" :) quote: ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity seriously, do these people have so much net access on the ward??? I'd go with "bored teenage boys who like wanking while posting crap to the net".

Killerangel -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 9:34:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue I'd go with "bored teenage boys who like wanking while posting crap to the net". Unfortunately, I don't think so. Just the feeling I get that it's not a prank, but sadly enough a 'real' guy who wanted the insta-slave and no one is taking him up on it for good reason so he's pissing his drawers like all best masters in the state do when they're frustrated that no one believes them enough to take them up on the offer. The "Why are people seldom who they claim to be" thread might be an education for this bumbling idiot- especially the part where the OP disappeared because his own claims were highly suspect. Lol. I love that. And wooo boy what an offer, I so wish I was a non-gay-acting young gay boy so I could be with a SEXY SEX MACHINE. Honestly, who the heck would describe themselves like that? I am in awe. I am like really making a t-shirt like that for myself, I'll crack myself up all day long.

Sundowner -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:01:16 AM)
FR NURSE! He's out of bed and at the computer again.

RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:06:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner NURSE! He's out of bed and at the computer again. I had a T-shirt made for me a few years ago; it has a big picture of the Buddy Christ from Dogma on it. Above the pic it says "JESUS LOVES YOU" and below the pic is written: "but I think you're a cunt". :)

asheville -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:08:23 AM)
Instead of being vague, how about being helpful?

asheville -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:12:02 AM)
FYI, you people take yourselves SO SERIOUSLY that you fell into my sarcasm analytically. Dry Humor. Look it up. Online Hyperbole.....look it up e.g. "BFF". You people need to get over yourselves and realize that some people are smart enough to be sarcastic and dry humored in their online writings. Really, it happens sometimes. That's the moral here.

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