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Killerangel -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:14:26 AM)

I'll admit OP that I got a bit snarky but honestly....HONESTLY....you saw no help in the answers you received thus far? Honestly? Even in my own there were several nuggets of truth. If I just wanted to bust your chops I'd have left it at quoting sexy sex machine.




RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:17:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: asheville

You people need to get over yourselves and realize that some people are smart enough to be sarcastic and dry humored in their online writings. Really, it happens sometimes. That's the moral here.


Ah, the old "I was being ironically humorous" line.

The problem is, that dog only hunts if one is actually funny. You scored a big fat FAIL on that score.

As for the rest, try google.




BurntKitty -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:24:00 AM)

Bwahahaha...

The old "I meant to appear like a wanker but that was my dry humor" routine.
[sm=jerry.gif] Dude, srsly.... that about face is not a new thing, yanno.


Oh and welcome to the boards.




myotherself -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:27:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

You people need to get over yourselves and realize that some people are smart enough to be sarcastic and dry humored in their online writings. Really, it happens sometimes. That's the moral here.


Ah, the old "I was being ironically humorous" line.

The problem is, that dog only hunts if one is actually funny. You scored a big fat FAIL on that score.

As for the rest, try google.


Bless his little cotton socks

Welcome to the forum, OP! [:D]




Killerangel -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:36:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: asheville

FYI, you people take yourselves SO SERIOUSLY that you fell into my sarcasm analytically. Dry Humor. Look it up. Online Hyperbole.....look it up e.g. "BFF". You people need to get over yourselves and realize that some people are smart enough to be sarcastic and dry humored in their online writings. Really, it happens sometimes. That's the moral here.


Hahaha....all bets are off as to what comes in on this thread now, the OP has decreed it so...

I never thought SEXY SEX MACHINE could be beat, I was wrong, this "I was being ironically humorous" is actually a tiny bit more clueless. So now OP you are the best master in your state but no one has ever heard of you, have no experience, don't know the local scene or that there was one, you posted your thread in caps and posted it in the wrong place, have a blank profile and then ask why you can't get anyone, you turned away genuine help in a PM in favor of calling the people on this site names....well now we're supposed to believe that we fell into your master plan of dry comedy.
[8|]




RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:42:59 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Killerangel

So now OP you are the best master in your state but no one has ever heard of you, have no experience, don't know the local scene or that there was one, you posted your thread in caps and posted it in the wrong place, have a blank profile and then ask why you can't get anyone, you turned away genuine help in a PM in favor of calling the people on this site names....well now we're supposed to believe that we fell into your master plan of dry comedy.
[8|]


It's the Home Run Of Hopeless.




Killerangel -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:50:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


It's the Home Run Of Hopeless.


Yes it is! I already got a t-shirt out of this thread and am breathlessly awaiting more entertainment.

OP, isn't it about time for the sock puppet to come out and play? Just a suggestion, you can proceed however you feel comfortable. You're doing a fine job so far!




Sundowner -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 10:57:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

FYI, you people take yourselves SO SERIOUSLY that you fell into my sarcasm analytically.




Bugger. I feel so ashamed. And I swore to myself I'd never again fall into sarcasm analytically and what happens? Woosh, I've fallen again. Duh.

And sheesh - I think I'm taking myself too seriously too. I really must try harder. No - wait - I must try less hard and lighten up. Gawd but this is difficult. If only I could be a better person.

I think I need help and advice from someone wiser and SEXIER like asheville.






LadyPact -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:21:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

FYI, you people take yourselves SO SERIOUSLY that you fell into my sarcasm analytically. Dry Humor. Look it up. Online Hyperbole.....look it up e.g. "BFF". You people need to get over yourselves and realize that some people are smart enough to be sarcastic and dry humored in their online writings. Really, it happens sometimes. That's the moral here.

If you are the one who is sooooooo smart, how come you're on the net needing our help (your word, not Mine) in how to find men?  You know, that little task that you can't seem to do that brought you here in the first place.




asheville -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:32:47 AM)

BECAUSE I LIKE ARMCHAIR ARROGANCE AND PISSING CONTESTS, AND THIS WAS TOO PREDICTABLE. TROLL ORGY!


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

FYI, you people take yourselves SO SERIOUSLY that you fell into my sarcasm analytically. Dry Humor. Look it up. Online Hyperbole.....look it up e.g. "BFF". You people need to get over yourselves and realize that some people are smart enough to be sarcastic and dry humored in their online writings. Really, it happens sometimes. That's the moral here.

If you are the one who is sooooooo smart, how come you're on the net needing our help (your word, not Mine) in how to find men?  You know, that little task that you can't seem to do that brought you here in the first place.






Hillwilliam -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:38:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: asheville

Instead of being vague, how about being helpful?

I did. I've visited just across the mountain. Look em up.




LadyPact -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:43:33 AM)

Anybody ever notice that some introduction threads, if they go off track, a nice Mod will come along and remind folks to play nice?

On other occasions, they just get moved to random stupidity.

Makes Me wonder if these decisions are made with the powers that be weighing such considerations with the word "twatwaffle" in their mind.




RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:48:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville
BECAUSE I LIKE ARMCHAIR ARROGANCE AND PISSING CONTESTS, AND THIS WAS TOO PREDICTABLE. TROLL ORGY!


*chortle*

Don't fret, mummy will be along to tuck you into bed shortly.

Poor little mite. Not only does he have to struggle with the stigma of being retarded but he doesn't even know where the CAPS LOCK key is.

For shame. Give generously. For just 10 dollars a month we can ensure that idiots like him get a subscription to a Kids TV network, where the pretty colours and shiny shapes will keep them amused for hours and (more importantly) out of the adults' hair.




DarkSteven -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:52:18 AM)

OP, let me explain something to you.

You came here with a silly profile and posts that state that you are a legendary Master but anyone with experience can read this and tell you're brand new, and misrepresenting yourself.  Then when this is pointed out to you, you compound one lie with some others.

1. We are not some kinky concierge service that matches you up with the slaveboy of your dreams.  We try to act in the best interests of all, including any s type we could introduce you to.  Someone who deliberately lies about his prowess is the kind of guy who will try to do breath play, single tails, or suspension bondage with no knowledge because he thinks it looks cool.  In other words, the kind of idiot we all dread - he's a danger to others and gives the whole scene a bad name.  Why the hell would we introduce you to ANYONE, let alone a friend we might have?

2. You have numerous signs of being completely inexperienced all over your profile and posts.  Do you really take us to be so dense we can't see them?  Do you really think you're that much smarter than all of us?

If you genuinely want to be a Master, begin by being honest, and by learning what you are doing.  The first thing that you've hopefully learned is that character matters.

Edited to add:
quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

BECAUSE I LIKE ARMCHAIR ARROGANCE AND PISSING CONTESTS, AND THIS WAS TOO PREDICTABLE. TROLL ORGY!



*Sigh*  Genuine Masters don't throw two year old type temper tantrums when they don't get what they want.

Forget what I wrote above about learning to tell the truth and learning BDSM. For right now,  focus on maturity.  Any Dom throwing a temper tantrum like you just did, would be laughed at at any munch or group throughout the state.




GreedyTop -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:53:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

NURSE!    He's out of bed and at the computer again.


I had a T-shirt made for me a few years ago; it has a big picture of the Buddy Christ from Dogma on it.

Above the pic it says "JESUS LOVES YOU" and below the pic is written:

"but I think you're a cunt".

:)


I adore you.




Hillwilliam -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 11:59:55 AM)

I just wanna be a fly on the wall when he pops into one of the Asheville munch groups with his attitude. There are several. Mostly nice folks from what I could tell on a brief visit.




angelikaJ -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 12:18:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

Instead of being vague, how about being helpful?


I thought I was very specific with my personal definitions. [;)]

As for information:
Western North Carolina Power Exchange email list

http://wncleathermen.com/

(They have invented these miraculous things called search engines; you might try one sometime, they are a blast!)

angelikaJ
ever-the helpful
yet vague enough to still be mysterious

Oh, I was wondering, how did it happen that you discovered you were the "best master in the state"?
I take it there was some kind of contest... ?
How did that work exactly?

Was there a pageant?
Did you submit some sort of essay... or was it a random drawing? [8D]

My seriously helpful answer: how do you find the partner right for you, is that you put thought and effort into it.

That is how my Master found me: he sent me an initial email that was a cut above the rest.
It engaged me and made me want to know more and to communicate more.
He asked interesting questions, that were not initially kink or sex based.

Then he put forth the effort to to get to know me really well before we mutually decided a D/s dynamic (which later evolved into M/s) was something we wanted to pursue.

He communicated his expectations clearly.

In other words: there are no shortcuts.

He found me within a few days of his joining. I had been here almost 19 months.
He did not accept me as serious for another 8 months after we met face to face.
(We are local to one another.)




asheville -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 12:28:38 PM)

1. You spend your early Saturday mornings stretching into afternoon....INCORRECTLY ANALYZING the typed words of a stranger.

2. I have never been throwing a tantrum and the fact that I CHOOSE TO WRITE IN CAPS and YOU thiNK THaT means emotION.....is YOUR problem Sir, not mine. I am as relaxed as could be and rather light hearted since I registered.


3. The very few things I wrote MAKE YOU SURE I am not CERTIFIED to your standards of experience. Great--- I care because.....? You know my life history because......? You are the authority on the proper usage and definition of terms within the BDSM lexicon because????

4. Bite me. Get up from your polyester upholstered swivel chair, and go outside and rake the lawn or something more constructive and healthy.




DarkSteven -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 12:30:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

Oh, I was wondering, how did it happen that you discovered you were the "best master in the state"?
I take it there was some kind of contest... ?
How did that work exactly?

Was there a pageant?
Did you submit some sort of essay... or was it a random drawing? [8D]



[Deep voice]

Hello. I'm not really a scientist with nerdy glasses and a white lab coat, but I play one on TV.

Did you know that three out of four slaves surveyed stated that asheville was the top Master in the state?  That's true.  {Points to pie chart}

[/Deep voice]
/Cuts to asheville/
My name is asheville and I approve this message.




RapierFugue -> RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. (2/5/2011 12:32:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville
4. go outside and rake the lawn or something more constructive and healthy.


Oh, the irony.




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