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ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 3:04:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Because a fully erect penis blocks full view of the monitor... well, at least for the men you want to be with, anyway -- kinda like trying to read with the windshield wipers on, I suppose?!! [;)] Is that suppose to be funny....???? or just putting your bare ass nude & say to people dont look..... really ???? i am making it personal MasterSlaveLA but OP just made it personal when she talked about men in general & didnt just say Some men you on the other hand did a bigger mistake making fun how Dose GOD ccerate us. I really think you crossed the line here comparing a man Madnhood into a windshield wipers.

flcouple2009 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 4:34:06 PM)
Well don't I feel stupid. I've never written to anyone without reading the profile at least twice. I didn't know I was breaking the man rules.

littlewonder -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 4:34:55 PM)
ya know I get very few emails from anyone at all on here so no I don't get all those types o emails you are talking about. Could it be because I don't have my tits and ass hanging out all over the place? Yeah could be a very good possibility. Don't want those types of emails? Take a look at what you're putting out.

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 4:44:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder ya know I get very few emails from anyone at all on here so no I don't get all those types o emails you are talking about. Could it be because I don't have my tits and ass hanging out all over the place? Yeah could be a very good possibility. Don't want those types of emails? Take a look at what you're putting out. I will second that

Nanako -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 5:56:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Because a fully erect penis blocks full view of the monitor... well, at least for the men you want to be with, anyway -- kinda like trying to read with the windshield wipers on, I suppose?!! [;)] Is that suppose to be funny....???? Yes it was. He was making a joke. I'm not sure if you've misunderstood sir, but it was quite lighthearted

dcnovice -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 6:34:57 PM)
quote: What part of -- I'm not interested in out of shape men don't they get? Since your picture shows an out-of-shape woman, respondents may be hoping you'll be as lenient with them as you are with yourself.

KeepMeUnderneath -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/14/2011 11:52:20 PM)
Is anyone else secretly in fits of laughter behind their computer at that comment? [:)]

Delilya -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:32:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KeepMeUnderneath Is anyone else secretly in fits of laughter behind their computer at that comment? [:)] turns on halo and flaps wings

KeepMeUnderneath -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 2:06:40 AM)
haha! [:D] Have you ever read the Halo books? I love them!

Lockit -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 9:30:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Because a fully erect penis blocks full view of the monitor... well, at least for the men you want to be with, anyway -- kinda like trying to read with the windshield wipers on, I suppose?!! [;)] Is that suppose to be funny....???? or just putting your bare ass nude & say to people dont look..... really ???? i am making it personal MasterSlaveLA but OP just made it personal when she talked about men in general & didnt just say Some men you on the other hand did a bigger mistake making fun how Dose GOD ccerate us. I really think you crossed the line here comparing a man Madnhood into a windshield wipers. Actually I found it to be very funny! It is so out there, that few could actually take it as a reality. It was said in humor and received in humor by me. I can see where you might feel this was a slight against men with really huge cocks blocking a monitor... to them I say... whoa... omg... I want pictures, but don't expect me to do anything but look at that thang! It isn't real. It was a joke. We must learn to laugh at ourselves. Men get joked about with the thing about never asking directions. Women get joked about as being bad drivers. These jokes don't mean that everyone fits into the joke and is guilty of it and that anyone who jokes about it is being cruel, unfair and judgmental. I have found much laughter, laughing at myself. It sure makes for a lot of fun! Yet, when I am serious and someone serious with me, they see beyond the humor into reality and just because I may have some flaw that amounts to some funny ha ha's, doesn't mean I am any less and not respected. Laugh... enjoy life and don't go through life easily offended, because that will rob you of the joy in life that becomes your strength. At the same time, I didn't see that as a slight against men, but a slight against the Op.

GreedyTop -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 9:37:14 AM)
what Lockit said...

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 11:14:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Actually I found it to be very funny! It is so out there, that few could actually take it as a reality. It was said in humor and received in humor by me. I can see where you might feel this was a slight against men with really huge cocks blocking a monitor... to them I say... whoa... omg... I want pictures, but don't expect me to do anything but look at that thang! It isn't real. It was a joke. We must learn to laugh at ourselves. Men get joked about with the thing about never asking directions. Women get joked about as being bad drivers. These jokes don't mean that everyone fits into the joke and is guilty of it and that anyone who jokes about it is being cruel, unfair and judgmental. I have found much laughter, laughing at myself. It sure makes for a lot of fun! Yet, when I am serious and someone serious with me, they see beyond the humor into reality and just because I may have some flaw that amounts to some funny ha ha's, doesn't mean I am any less and not respected. Laugh... enjoy life and don't go through life easily offended, because that will rob you of the joy in life that becomes your strength. At the same time, I didn't see that as a slight against men, but a slight against the Op. When you make fun of a car then you are making fun of the creator of that car (I make fun of the car called (beetles) then I am making fun of the creator (VW)) & making fun of how men reaction is beyond rude... I never heard a joke of the Female Genital system or how does it perform. THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL ITS JUST RUDE….. Don’t get me wrong just put yourself in my shoes & let some on make fun of your own child I do think that your opinion will change when things becomes personal.

Lockit -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 12:04:40 PM)
Ashjor, I can see that you come from a different place in life and may view this far differently than this wayward American woman, but really, you cannot be serious. You have never heard of the pussy being joked about? Never heard the fish comments or a mile so wide or anything? Now, intent has a lot to do with things and sometimes we need to look at the intent. Some stranger that is insulting in all his ways that typically degrades women saying a pussy smells like fish or a person could get lost in there, would be insulting to some. I personally would laugh it off thinking he was an ass. Now, someone that knows me could talk about pussies smelling or being large and I would come back at them with small dicks that think pussies are large and bad breath that was the true cause of the smell and we would have a jolly old time of it. If you wish to be insulted, you will find good cause I am sure to be insulted. The intent of the poster that said this was not to insult, but to get a laugh. Maybe it is the differences between where we come from. I know better than to go to the Holy Land because I know well what might be done to me! I know there is a difference in how we view things. So it isn't always the words, but the intent and the intent was not to degrade sensitive male parts or men, but to laugh at how silly the op was and make a joke. That is how I see it and how I choose to look at it. I am sorry you found offence to it. I don't see where you can relate things as you do. No one made fun of you personally or your child or a car. The whole statement was so far fetched that it couldn't be a real anything and that includes a real penis or man. Would you feel better if it were an op talking about women and she swallowed the monitor and couldn't read? Maybe not... but that just signifies the differences in perception and what we each find tolerable. It's okay to be offended... I just choose to laugh about it. It doesn't belittle any of the cocks I am familiar with... so big deal. To each their own.

FukinTroll -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 12:26:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Actually I found it to be very funny! It is so out there, that few could actually take it as a reality. It was said in humor and received in humor by me. I can see where you might feel this was a slight against men with really huge cocks blocking a monitor... to them I say... whoa... omg... I want pictures, but don't expect me to do anything but look at that thang! It isn't real. It was a joke. We must learn to laugh at ourselves. Men get joked about with the thing about never asking directions. Women get joked about as being bad drivers. These jokes don't mean that everyone fits into the joke and is guilty of it and that anyone who jokes about it is being cruel, unfair and judgmental. I have found much laughter, laughing at myself. It sure makes for a lot of fun! Yet, when I am serious and someone serious with me, they see beyond the humor into reality and just because I may have some flaw that amounts to some funny ha ha's, doesn't mean I am any less and not respected. Laugh... enjoy life and don't go through life easily offended, because that will rob you of the joy in life that becomes your strength. At the same time, I didn't see that as a slight against men, but a slight against the Op. When you make fun of a car then you are making fun of the creator of that car (I make fun of the car called (beetles) then I am making fun of the creator (VW)) & making fun of how men reaction is beyond rude... I never heard a joke of the Female Genital system or how does it perform. THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL ITS JUST RUDE….. Don’t get me wrong just put yourself in my shoes & let some on make fun of your own child I do think that your opinion will change when things becomes personal. Dude... anyone from the Holy Land prolly should haunt some place where the Holy Land is a lil more sought after. I kinda get a clue here... by what you find humorous or none, that eating pussy is not your Holy Land, although it is mine. This is the home of divergent kink, an just because someone paints a vagina on a VW and boobies on the head lights does not make it less funny, it still does it besmirch the manufacturer. You are reacting, reacting being the operative word here, to people that are well outside/beyond your realm or your ability to reason. Log out, pick up the Qur'an and got to www.chicksinhoodiesgetmehot.com I see form your posts that D/s is in the neighborhood of what your looking for, but there is a better place to find it... i.e. where your religious/ethical/whatever view is the primary fuel for the fire. The primary pursuit here is to get panties soppy and peckers all knobby... most of the time.

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:10:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Ashjor, I can see that you come from a different place in life and may view this far differently than this wayward American woman, but really, you cannot be serious. You have never heard of the pussy being joked about? Never heard the fish comments or a mile so wide or anything? Now, intent has a lot to do with things and sometimes we need to look at the intent. (A pussy smells like fish or a penis that smells like dead people it’s another thing & that you may call it funny) It’s not about who we are & where did we came from it’s about making fun of the creator. & to have the ability to make fun of GOD or His own creation is something that I cannot relay to. (See it like making fun of how the heart beat or how does the lungs expand). I just want to tell you this one thing: the aim of the joke was to challenge God & tell him that he/she think that he made a mistake making men perform that way…. & its rude

Nanako -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:14:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 (A pussy smells like fish or a penis that smells like dead people it’s another thing & that you may call it funny) It’s not about who we are & where did we came from it’s about making fun of the creator. & to have the ability to make fun of GOD or His own creation is something that I cannot relay to. (See it like making fun of how the heart beat or how does the lungs expand). I just want to tell you this one thing: the aim of the joke was to challenge God & tell him that he/she think that he made a mistake making men perform that way…. & its rude Hello sir. Not all of us believe in a creator. FukinTroll does seem to have a point, ineloquently written as it is. You seem to be uncomfortable with the humour used here, and I've seen from your posts in oother threads that you have trouble identifying humour at all. The language barrier seems to be causing you a lot of problems, and your religious/cultural sensitivities seem to be causing you offense at the behaviour of posters here.

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:20:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Dude... anyone from the Holy Land prolly should haunt some place where the Holy Land is a lil more sought after. I kinda get a clue here... by what you find humorous or none, that eating pussy is not your Holy Land, although it is mine. This is the home of divergent kink, an just because someone paints a vagina on a VW and boobies on the head lights does not make it less funny, it still does it besmirch the manufacturer. You are reacting, reacting being the operative word here, to people that are well outside/beyond your realm or your ability to reason. Log out, pick up the Qur'an and got to www.chicksinhoodiesgetmehot.com I see form your posts that D/s is in the neighborhood of what your looking for, but there is a better place to find it... i.e. where your religious/ethical/whatever view is the primary fuel for the fire. The primary pursuit here is to get panties soppy and peckers all knobby... most of the time. will not reply to that at all FukinTroll if you have a problem with me or whatever i belive in please type it it in english, just because i cannot figer what you wrote up there.

FukinTroll -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:21:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Nanako Hello sir. Not all of us believe in a creator. FukinTroll does seem to have a point, in-eloquently written as it is. You seem to be uncomfortable with the humour used here, and I've seen from your posts in other threads that you have trouble identifying humour at all. The language barrier seems to be causing you a lot of problems, and your religious/cultural sensitivities seem to be causing you offense at the behavior of posters here. points at my name Any Questions?

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:22:42 PM)
Oh my ..... You people can not just leave where i come from to the side for a moment can`t you?

FukinTroll -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 1:24:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 will not reply to that at all FukinTroll if you have a problem with me or whatever i belive in please type it it in english, just because i cannot figer what you wrote up there. http://www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/ *Troll enterprises strives to bridge the gaps in all aspects of life. Void where prohibited, YMMV, coming to a bridge near you.

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