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FukinTroll -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 3:32:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 FukinTroll if you dont like the way i type....... say so please its just 4 words (I dont like you) dont send a random link on the word (Birmingham) This has nothing to do with like or dislike. For the most part I think about my /s boys and girls, a few D's and other very good friends I made here. There is another 997,092 users I spend no thought what so ever on. You clearly have a language barrier, the link I gave you was to an online dictionary so any words that confused or eluded you could be researched. Nevertheless, the biggest issue you are having, and it is painfully clear to me, this place (Collarme) is not the place you are going to find what you are looking for. Rarely does ethics or religion play a vital role here. We are here talking about our kinky stuff; not the mainstream everyday life stuff, and that is what we are looking for in our partner(s). We do not go to the church social for singles, lay out our plan for 2.5 kids, lil houses in the country and white picket fences and then say, "by the way Monday through Friday I will be spanking your ass while you are munching the neighbor girls rug". We are here saying; ISO a girl(s) that want their ass spanked Mon-Fri while munching the neighbor girls rug. P.S. I am also wanting 2.5 kids, a lil house in the country with a white picket fence. We are the bassackwards society. We put our freaks on display first and see if the rest of it meshes. Again, you are not going to find what you are looking for. You are only going to be frustrated and confused by what you see here, just as we are frustrated and confused by trying to understand what you are trying to say. If you have a little freak in your pocket and want to explore it, by all means do so. However you cannot come here to save our souls, show us the right way of anything, our souls are not the issue here; our happy is. There is no wrong or right way for any of the things that we do, there is the way that works for the people doing it.

cbaby -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 4:00:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminRho quote: its really amazing how these folks are responding in a forum that clearly is titled: "Ask A Submissive" I had to ask myself if I was in the correct forum. As several folks have said, any member of the forums is allowed to post in any thread they wish to contribute to. To all- Please keep the discussion on topic and try to keep it civil. Those gold borders ain't cheap, you know [;)] wow, i'm impressed, first time i've ever seen a real live Collarme moderator with the honest to goodness gold border....real gold?.... now back to original post......why don't men read female profile CAREFULLY....answer is so simple.....they're men, they're basic visual creatures and if there is pic up that they think is hot, who needs words (check out some of the porn mags...many words in there? NO, because they detract from what draws originally)....it's like being in a chat room and having a cam on....it's going to draw who it draws......the choice is your's to accept that little fact or shut it off.......same with this post...remove the pic if that is what's drawing the men that you seem to have such a problem with and let the words in your profile speak for themselves

ladynlord -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 4:10:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cbaby quote: ......why don't men read female profile CAREFULLY....answer is so simple.....they're men Not always gender based though. We have gotten lots of "DUH?" questions from females. Made me go back to the profile to see if my other half had made a change I didn't know about....and lo and behold....the information was in there for the world to see....if she had just read it. But with that said, I realize the number of men who don't take the time to read, by far exceeds the number of women who don't.

Rule -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 4:15:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 I was talking about how the (man kind) was created perfect, let me explain Ahem. Less perfect than The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 5:00:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll the link I gave you was to an online dictionary so any words that confused or eluded you could be researched. That was not so hard was it? quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll (Collarme) is not the place you are going to find what you are looking for. & what do you think i am looking for here? quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll We are the bassackwards society. We put our freaks on display first and see if the rest of it meshes. Again, you are not going to find what you are looking for. You are only going to be frustrated and confused by what you see here, just as we are frustrated and confused by trying to understand what you are trying to say. From all my heart I have never intended to be disrespectful at all, I respect what you are & what you believe in… all of CM members The right way is very clear to you … that is a fact to me Do you think the right way is clear for everyone here? No matter which way it is … the right one for him/her… I have lived with Muslims, Christians, Jews, Buddhist, Atheists, & others … With only one thing incommen…… humanity… I don’t want to change anyone … hell I don’t want me to change me… Just to experience what life put in our lives… then pass that experience to others & learn from the others. My friend I am not trying to save anyone soul here including me FYI: I am beyond saving. I do smoke …A lot but I know smoking is wrong, with a lot of things that I do but deep down inside me I know they are wrong, & when I see or hear or read a wrong I (try – not force) to make it right. From over 6000 miles or so I ashjor really hope from my heart that fuckintroll get his own (2.5 kids, a lil house in the country with a white picket fence) soon, I wish you happy & long life. Only one thing you can bit 100 % sure on (when I see wrong I will come & try to make it right), Which is in this topic (making fun of human) is not fun. PS: I have a dozen freaks in my pocket.

blkswitch -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 5:35:51 PM)
See, I'm glad folks are having fun!!! You all can be fun and not ALL UPTIGHT! me likey!

Nanako -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 5:37:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rspmkiv quote: Men don't read women's profiles carefully because the time investment required is not sufficiently justified by the low reply rate they get in return. As insensitive as it sounds, that pretty much sums it up :/ But it's a fallacy sir. If you read profiles carefully and write appropriate, well thought out messages, your reply rate will go up. However it also depends on your own profile. There are a LOT of people around here who just don't have themselves all together, aren't sure who they are, or what they're looking for (I used to be one of them!) and those things will make someone skip over you in favor of someone better looking/older/more literate/more compatible Spamming lots of poorly thought out messages is not going to raise your reply rate much.

Vindictus -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/15/2011 9:43:55 PM)
Actually, I think the length and rationality of the message is inversely proportionate to how desperate the poster in question is. Could be mistaken of course, but that's my pet theory ^_^

SnowRanger -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/16/2011 12:25:54 AM)
Hi BlkSwitch, I have to say that I don't get it either. Your profile is concise and you even took the trouble to HIGHLIGHT that part about out of shape men. On the other hand, as to reactions to your photos... Well... I GET it!... Your use of pearls was wonderful. Perhaps these men don't see them selves as "out of shape." Respectfully, Mike SnowRanger PS: I see that you 'Live For' Skiing and Snowboarding (beginner); Welcome!

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/16/2011 12:36:03 AM)
OP, i don't think i've ever met a man who did anything carefully...aside from zipping up his pants. If whatever each man is doing offends you or ticks you off then don't bother with them. Your complaint is definitely not a new one, everyone here specifies their wants and needs (mostly, except for those who leave the body of their profile blank for whatever reason) and everyone receives e-mails from douchebags who didn't read the entirety of said profile...especially the lengthy profiles. Halfway through, most of us resort to skimming. You do it, I do it, everyone does it. It shouldn't cause such anger unless there's one particular jackass who just isn't getting the hint, then simply block and delete. It works wonders.

Vindictus -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/16/2011 12:49:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave OP, i don't think i've ever met a man who did anything carefully...aside from zipping up his pants. Just because you have not met them does not mean they do not exist ^_^. On the other hand, most of the guys I know are the same way... So I can't really be offended. quote: If whatever each man is doing offends you or ticks you off then don't bother with them. Your complaint is definitely not a new one, everyone here specifies their wants and needs (mostly, except for those who leave the body of their profile blank for whatever reason) and everyone receives e-mails from douchebags who didn't read the entirety of said profile...especially the lengthy profiles. Halfway through, most of us resort to skimming. You do it, I do it, everyone does it. It shouldn't cause such anger unless there's one particular jackass who just isn't getting the hint, then simply block and delete. It works wonders. Agreed.

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/16/2011 12:51:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave OP, i don't think i've ever met a man who did anything carefully...aside from zipping up his pants. To be fair, i haven't met every man on the planet so i can't assume that every man isn't careful in doing anything besides that. But then, i think that's what you said and i misread it...

Vindictus -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/16/2011 8:23:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave quote: ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave OP, i don't think i've ever met a man who did anything carefully...aside from zipping up his pants. To be fair, i haven't met every man on the planet so i can't assume that every man isn't careful in doing anything besides that. But then, i think that's what you said and i misread it... Yeah, that seems to be what happened. It's okay, it's not like I haven't done the same thing before ^_^

hausboy -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/16/2011 8:55:23 PM)
you know, for a second there....I thought I had stumbled into the Politics & Religion thread... Don't remember who typed the dick-blocking-the-screen comment...but that was the funniest damn thing I've read on this site in a long, long time. Humor sometimes does not translate well into other languages and cultures.

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/17/2011 4:16:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA Because a fully erect penis blocks full view of the monitor... well, at least for the men you want to be with, anyway -- kinda like trying to read with the windshield wipers on, I suppose?!! [;)] Is that suppose to be funny....???? Yes. If it helps, try to get a mental picture of a guy... sitting in a chair nekkid... with his huge thick dong rising up from the center of his monitor... blocking it... as he's feverishly shifting his head and body from left, to right, to left, to right (to see around his cock) while desperately trying to read some hawt girly's CollarMe profile. Yes... I find that cartoonish mental imagery funny as hell. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/17/2011 4:19:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 When you make fun of a car then you are making fun of the creator of that car The Ford Focus is lame... and Ford SUCKS!!! [;)][8D][:D][:D][:D]

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/17/2011 6:45:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 I never heard a joke of the Female Genital system or how does it perform. Here you go, then... What's a clitoris? A female hood ornament. Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair? Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with sand. What's the white stuff you find in women's panties? Clitty litter. How do you know God meant for men to eat pussy? Why else would it look like a taco? What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? It's Braille for "suck here". How can you tell a macho women? She rolls her own tampons. How do you tell if your woman is sexually aroused? When you put your hand inside her panties it feels like a horse eating oats. Why do women skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down. Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat? They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you. What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her legs. What's the best thing to give an 80 year old woman? Mikey... he'll eat anything. What do women and jelly have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

ashjor911 -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/18/2011 4:35:03 AM)
FR these up add more & more pain to my side & not funny at all

BonesFromAsh -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/18/2011 5:09:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 FR these up add more & more pain to my side Yep, pretty side-splitting...especially this one... quote: How do you know God meant for men to eat pussy? Why else would it look like a taco? [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Why don't men read a female's profile CAREFULLY? (2/18/2011 6:21:09 AM)
I thought they were funny... so was the original 'offensive' joke...

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