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Tantriqu -> RE: Does Your Vagina Eat Dick? (2/19/2011 8:34:51 PM)
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Oh, well, Pussy Powers!
Like Plastic Man, it can increase or decrease.
Like Hyro-man, it can liquify a solid.
Like Amazing Man, it can transform substances I touch
Like Magik, it can summon beings.
like Wolverine, it can recovery rapidly,
Like Cyclops, it can absorb one form of energy and convert it into another.
Like Storm, it can make it thunder and rain.
Like Pyro, it can generate heat.
Like Storm, it occasionally queefs.
Like Martian Manhunter, it can increase or decrease the density of an object.
Like Ozymandias, it can bring inanimate objects to life, or free men from petrification.
Like Professor X, it can erase or enhance the memories of others.
Like Nocturne, it can control the body of another.
Like Morpheus, I can project my consciousness into the another.
Like Adrienne Fost, it can relate details about the past or future of an object by being in close contact with it.
Like Nura Nal, it can communicate with the dead,
Like Empath, it can sense emotions of others,
Like Aquaman, it can breathe under water,
Like Superman, it can see in the dark.
Like Nitro, it can explode and reform.
Like Wallflower, it can control pheromones,
Like B'wana Beast, it can termporarily merge two beings into one.
Like Matter-Eater Lad, it can consume any matter without ill effects,
Like Nemesis Kid, it can recognise superpowers,
Like Rogue, it can absorb another powers, and like Sage, it can bestow power,
and,
Like Immortal Man, after la petite morte, I come back to life stronger than ever!
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