RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK

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FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:41:55 PM)
BY GAWD.... wait, do over. BY ME I AM FIRST! The line forms behind me. SLURP~

mistoferin -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:43:07 PM)
Well damn, it's a tough job but I guess somebody's gotta do it. I'm a team player so I'm willing to take one for the team! Oh yeah....and you forgot to mention the steady diet of those evil RMOs re: CD.

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:46:12 PM)
One? [sm=rofl.gif] Yeah, I can already hear you screaming "21 MINUTE WARNING TROLL" with a gag in your mouth. SLURP~

mistoferin -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:53:09 PM)
Nah! I'm not really capable of forming actual understandable words at such times. Guess I'm gonna need a spotter.

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:59:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Nah! I'm not really capable of forming actual understandable words at such times. Guess I'm gonna need a spotter. Spotter. Glad we are on the same page, I was thinking pay-per-view myself. SLURP~

kalikshama -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 1:06:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin This thread is too funny! Wondering if I should wear my Girl Scout uniform to the red headed cooking making party? I want to come! [image]http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss352/Keisyas/smilely1.gif[/image]

needlesandpins -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 1:31:54 PM)
this thread has made me chuckle alot, thanks guys. needles

BitaTruble -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 1:41:01 PM)
fr I just want to get it down in writing that I am the GOOD One! Don't let the whole blood letting thing fool you. I am completely normal. (That's mah story and I'm sticking to it.)

Phoenixpower -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 2:05:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant ~is glad that He IS so innocent...angelic even~ HA! You fell into my fox trap... well, it is a troll trap ya know, but it is still a fox in the Hen house sharpens my cake knife CreativeDominant Deranged CreativeDominant is quite an intriguing connundrum. DO NOT BE FOOLED! MO: CD is a doctor, more importantly he is doctor Jekel; the perfect gentelman, kind, caring, passionate and selfless. BUT HE DOES CHANGE into Mr. Hide! Mr. Hide the somthing in the where? Oh my... um... damn, need another towel. Back on track. crushes out my smoke Oh yeah, Mr. Hide; the uber evil, twisted nightmare from which there is no escape. He will hide you away and you will never return. He will force you into hide-n-seek, hide-the-sausage.... hide, hide, hide; you're caching a theme here right? The loving and caring Doctor Jekel will seduce you to colorful Colorado and then the transformation begins. It is rumored that he owns, perhaps it is Mr. Hide that owns, a large mining claim... hundreds of acres in the Rockies, full of old mines to hide you away in. Ladies BEWARE... you will be polishing his knob as well as the bike...and he will only feed you on a diet of Rocky Mountain Oysters. Well.....and of course....Mr.Hide's special serum..... [image]local://upfiles/1132733/6A9F25966063443C9D097745C8E64569.jpg[/image] just to warn ya...Dark Steven is his companion...he does that too, lures wimmin to Colorado... and even worse he freaks the shit outta you when he draggs you to spend the night with him in the Stanley Hotel [&:] He actually owns room 407...its freakin scary lemme tell ya [sm=couch.gif] Lord Dunraven is spooking in there and does not like Stevie and all the stuff he does with wimmin in there and I can tell you when Stevie is busy with you and it is dark...it is not a joy when on top of it suddenly the light goes on and off at times from Lord Dunraven as after all you caaaaaaaaant see 'im....nor do you want him to see ya [&:] Nor do you have any guarantee that Lord Dunraven is on it's own [&:] I think its a battle between Lord Dunraven and Stevie about who stays in that room for longer as I think Lord Dunraven wants Stevie to give up the ownership of that room...But Stevie doesn't want to lose that battle of domliness [&o] anyhow...believe me...after a night with Stevie, Lord Dunraven and who the heck else is up there on that freaking 4th floor....Doctor Jekel will have his go with you [&:] So better keep way away from Colorado [&:] but don't tell anyone

sexyred1 -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 2:38:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Glad you showed up red, now it is time to put the low down on you! sexyred1 Divalicious Redhead This is one of our most dangerous preditors BEWARE! MO: Claims to be an unequaled multi-orgasmic cockworshiping slurpslut, a virtual diva in the field of man pleasing. She lures you in, innocently enough, through her sexy allure, delicious smile and her insurmountable libido-- that will make any D worth his salt want to rise to the challenge-- that no man can tame. A self proclaimed resident of Ashbury, once it comes to the face to face she will slip you a Micky-- who can resist her redheaded Irish charm-- and you wake up chained to the radiator in the basement deep in the Pine Barrens, a slave to her sexually sadistic iniquities. DO NOT let the area code fool you, it is a disposable phone. [image]local://upfiles/389122/94EF4345145D43529371E2620A5EC37C.jpg[/image] Hangs head in shame...all true, all true, except: Where is Ashbury?? Not Irish, I am a real live Jewish redhead, go figure. [:D]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 2:44:12 PM)
CalifChick Goddess of Sarcasm John Walsh would absolutely chime in on this one... but then that would reveal his nic on this site. This cute and adorable little /s is one of our top 10 PREDITORS! Uh... wait, normally she isn't a grammar nazi... PREDATOR. MO: This gal slowly lures you in with charming wit, intelligent displays, lovely demeanor, Irish diplomacy and HOT FUKIN ASS. To put it in simple terms; hello Mr. Frog, kissy kissy kissy, meet Miss' Pot, stroke kissy kissy stroke, now meet our new friend Freddy Fire... slow boil... nom nom nom. She often presents her self as a no limits /s that loves cockworship and FUKIN to beat the band. One of her greatest tactics is to portray herself as a service /s... This is not too far from the truth, she is a great housekeeper... in the divorce she kept three of mine. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! If you have seen CaliifChick call 1-800-SCR-EWED [image]local://upfiles/389122/48FABA574D6E4031913130312187D03A.jpg[/image]

CalifChick -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 2:51:50 PM)
Awww, I'm lurved by a troll. I'm french, though darlin', not Irish.

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 2:54:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Awww, I'm lurved by a troll. I'm french, though darlin', not Irish. Mmmmm... there's some French I can dip into. SLURP~

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 2:56:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Hangs head in shame...all true, all true, except: Where is Ashbury?? Not Irish, I am a real live Jewish redhead, go figure. [:D] STFU slurpmeat! You're wuteva I sez you are! SLURP~ P.S. I am all German, not into race play though, but don't think of it as a race play thang when my hand is all wound up in your hair and I am dragging you to the floor, ripping your clothes off ans slurping that tweeter like there is no tomorrow. Jus say'n

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 3:13:21 PM)
WyldHrt smaht kewkie Yet another evil trollop that John Walsh would chime in on... ya know, the whole clean cut American cannot blow the cover off his inner subbie thang... but can't. MO: A kink toy maker of great renown, an uber hotty, cunning, clever and wonderful to talk to. However that is just the cover for this evil Trollop. If you have purchased or own one of her toys then you probably noticed the obscure little stamp that says STF; That stands for Soylent Toy Factory. When she first began as an apprentice kinky elf, we at CM's Most Wanted watched her with disinterest, another wanker with a bit of talent. That bit of talent began to blossom and we began to pay attention as she climbed through her Journeyman ranks and on to Master Toy Maker. We made covert purchases, thanks Domiguy, and noticed an odd green tinge to the toys. Our crime labs here at CMMW discerned that the toys were made of people! Before we could gather enough evidence to present it to the grand jury she honed her dying skills and the case has been cold every since. Who woulda thunk 18 people couldn't connect the Soylent Toy Factory to murder cuz the toys weren't green? WyldHrt lures her victims in with those hypnotic eyes, FUKIN AWESOME BEWBS and a brilliant mind. Many a CM members have gone missing and we suspect she is the cause. If you have seen WyldHrt call 1-800-SCR-EWED On a side note: Wyld, that Benji flogger is feckin awesome! [image]local://upfiles/389122/309B14EE32304BADB5D846646ED901F5.jpg[/image]

outhere69 -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 4:49:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b Domiguy. He likes to come across as a "brotha'" who's all gansta and fighting the man. The bitter truth... he's a white boy, gansta wannabe, punk still living in his mother's basement who divides his time between CM, watching Star Trek Voyager DVD's (he has the hots for Captain Janeway), eating hot pockets, and squeezing the pimples on his scrawney white ass. I'm sorry Domi, but the truth must be told. Dayum. Isn't it hard to squeeze pimples on your own ass? I thought that's what friends were for!

WyldHrt -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 5:03:14 PM)
sits primly None of that was ever proven beyond a shadow of a doubt and you know it! [>:]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 5:13:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt sits primly None of that was ever proven beyond a shadow of a doubt and you know it! [>:] You lying fukin whore! I will come over there and beat the living.... wait a second... that shits not going to work on her, she'll jus like it. DO OVER Sure thing my lil sweet chickpea, you're such a sweet, humble, servile and loving lil sweet thang I think I shall take you to church Tuesday thru Sunday, twice on Monday. SLURP~

BurntKitty -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 5:21:38 PM)
I'm glad to be the completely innocent bystander, who just happened to find this ~ahem~ deviant site. I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!!! (umm- that doesn't mean electro play is on my mind.) I'm an in-o-sint kitteh, I am..

MaxsBoy -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 5:51:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty I'm glad to be the completely innocent bystander, who just happened to find this ~ahem~ deviant site. I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!!! (umm- that doesn't mean electro play is on my mind.) I'm an in-o-sint kitteh, I am.. Keep up, the "complete BS" thread happened days ago.

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